I guess Patton is ignoring all of the female Senators and Congresswomen who were also elected tonight. Nope, either you vote for Hillary or you hate all women.
I hate when liberals try to act like they're so much better than everyone by saying "AMERICA is racist". Even if we play retards advocate and pretend that sexism is the ONLY reason someone wouldn't want to vote for hillary, way to throw the entire country under the bus and ignore the millions of people who DID vote for her just so you can feign superiority to your twitter followers.
Hell, I would imagine that the number of Hillary supporters is even higher, but since young people are notoriously unreliable when it comes to voting they didn't get out on election day because "SNL told me hillary would win no matter what, I don't need to vote."
Most young people wanted Bernie and when they felt betrayed by the DNC not every one of them begrudgingly voted for who they were "supposed to" vote for. I genuinely think Bernie would have beaten Trump.
lol all these smug liberal entertainers are like malfunctioning droids right now, just spitting out sparks going "racist racist racist sexist racist transphobe sexist"
Kurt actually spent the evening going on one of his coke-fueled tweet tirades, except it was full of v.funny "congrats SJWs!" truthbombs, it's pretty great. He literally stopped only just minutes ago, lol - https://twitter.com/kurtmetzger
Didn't his wife die like recently, ya know, the mother of his child? I get giving a shit about the election, but in the context of an alleged personal tragedy it should be fairly low on the shit-ometer.
I like Patton he was great on O&A the few times he did their show and he's generally really quick and funny but this goes to show that this neo-marxism masked as "liberalism" kills your brain faster than bad acid.
His statement is really ambiguous. Are we sexist because a woman didn't win or are we sexist because a self-described pussy-grabber did?
This election was hers to lose. She could have easily won if she didn't abandon an ambassador to get buttfucked to death in some third world hellhole, and then try to hide her guilt in the most asinine way possible.
54 comments
74 NotNotAnthonyCumia 2016-11-09
I don't get it, is he saying America is sexist cause Hillary isn't a blowout win? God I fucking hate liberals, they are fucking brain dead morons.
59 ValleyChip 2016-11-09
It's actually much more sexist to assume she lost because of her gender and not because she's human garbage.
6 CoyoteeBongwater 2016-11-09
no but you see, most people didn't vote for her cause she doesn't have a peener
6 RedditIsDumb4You 2016-11-09
Well Patton doesn't see women as people. He sees them as targets.
8 AzraelApollyon 2016-11-09
Same exact logic they used when someone doesn't agree with 100% of what Obama had to say. Cry racism, or sexism, it's all they know anymore.
2 chippersonlyle 2016-11-09
I wish he had somehow died while murdering his wife.
4 xyniphis 2016-11-09
Hard to fight back against a xanax and booze cocktail and an angry dwarf smothering you with a pillow.
61 Lasagna_Hat 2016-11-09
"If Trump wins will you be spending Thanksgiving dinner with your wife?"
Hahaha it's just so mean
48 Bluesmoky 2016-11-09
Yeah, it has nothing to do with Hillary being a piece of shit. We're all racist and sexist. Typical liberal assholes.
30 rowdymikey 2016-11-09
HE'S GONNA BLOW FOLKS, HIDE YOUR WIVES
22 itrits 2016-11-09
Is he even a comedian anymore?
21 nazicumfarts 2016-11-09
He stopped being a comedian a few years ago. Now he's just a SJW regressive left shill.
7 Aemon12 2016-11-09
2 nazicumfarts 2016-11-09
Sorry, I left that out. Should I edit? Or should my shame remain?
6 Hunter_Cumia 2016-11-09
You fucked up retard
18 chris2webby 2016-11-09
he's the one that is sexist. he's the one going around killing his wife, not us
11 hookahreed 2016-11-09
Did Patton just assume Hillary's gender?!?!
8 drudrudrudru 2016-11-09
What I learned tonight is that the dems had the winning nominee but instead went with a woman everyone already hated
7 Dennyislife 2016-11-09
America. As someone who saw the shitstorm from all the right cunts with brexit enjoy the next 24-48 hours from the lefts bedwetters ( if Trump wins)
13 the_kronkez 2016-11-09
I'll be so happy to see these homo-sex faggots panic
1 bonniesretardsister 2016-11-09
My dick has never been harder.
7 KingDonaldTrump 2016-11-09
I guess Patton is ignoring all of the female Senators and Congresswomen who were also elected tonight. Nope, either you vote for Hillary or you hate all women.
4 BlandOld 2016-11-09
Move to Mexico patton...we in Canada don't watch you, you fat fuck
2 marvus9 2016-11-09
fuck that we mexicans don't want you either. don't need another fat fuck, we are starving as it is
4 Jarvismcjigglesteins 2016-11-09
A Mexican O&A fan?
3 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-11-09
A Mexican that can read?!
4 throwawaymanthrows 2016-11-09
Don't like Hillary? Must be sexism. Never mind the fact that she's fucking awful and corrupt.
4 molotovspritzer 2016-11-09
whats he famous for again? other than being a white troll version of OJ?
3 RealTonySchiavone 2016-11-09
Oh fuck off you shitbag wife killer.
3 AiCPearlJam 2016-11-09
Hillary stole the election from Bernie and gave it to Trump, this country gets what is coming to it.
3 MFWinab 2016-11-09
I hate when liberals try to act like they're so much better than everyone by saying "AMERICA is racist". Even if we play retards advocate and pretend that sexism is the ONLY reason someone wouldn't want to vote for hillary, way to throw the entire country under the bus and ignore the millions of people who DID vote for her just so you can feign superiority to your twitter followers.
Hell, I would imagine that the number of Hillary supporters is even higher, but since young people are notoriously unreliable when it comes to voting they didn't get out on election day because "SNL told me hillary would win no matter what, I don't need to vote."
2 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-11-09
Most young people wanted Bernie and when they felt betrayed by the DNC not every one of them begrudgingly voted for who they were "supposed to" vote for. I genuinely think Bernie would have beaten Trump.
2 TruehoodX 2016-11-09
I have been looking forward to this for a while xD
2 jokopolis 2016-11-09
Just confirmation we are moving in the right direction.
2 davedave8 2016-11-09
Let's face it, if Patton was married to Hillary it'd just be a matter of time before he smothered her too.
2 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2016-11-09
At least Trump lets his hoes live after he fucks them.
2 salmon_fillet 2016-11-09
michelle mcnamara didn't die for this
3 PharoahFaucet 2016-11-09
neither did Vince Foster
2 age_of_cage 2016-11-09
I hope his Imperial Majesty Trump will appoint a special prosecutor to bring this man to justice for the brutal slaying of his wife.
2 anaLog1989 2016-11-09
Well, according to his tweet from yesterday, his daughter better get ready for another xanax surprise..
2 TriangleDimes 2016-11-09
lol all these smug liberal entertainers are like malfunctioning droids right now, just spitting out sparks going "racist racist racist sexist racist transphobe sexist"
1 SlamballReunionTour 2016-11-09
Kurt actually spent the evening going on one of his coke-fueled tweet tirades, except it was full of v.funny "congrats SJWs!" truthbombs, it's pretty great. He literally stopped only just minutes ago, lol - https://twitter.com/kurtmetzger
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1 [deleted] 2016-11-09
watch out! hes out for blood tonight literally.
1 DaveNone 2016-11-09
Child Protective Services should remove his daughter from the home immediately! Her life is in danger!
1 strappingyoungladdie 2016-11-09
How miserable it must be,to be him.
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1 anonimescu 2016-11-09
Didn't his wife die like recently, ya know, the mother of his child? I get giving a shit about the election, but in the context of an alleged personal tragedy it should be fairly low on the shit-ometer.
I like Patton he was great on O&A the few times he did their show and he's generally really quick and funny but this goes to show that this neo-marxism masked as "liberalism" kills your brain faster than bad acid.
1 nazereth1 2016-11-09
I remember when comedians used to be funny. Those were the days.
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1 OzzieCoetzee 2016-11-09
He's killed before, and he will kill again.
1 Jaeromaru 2016-11-09
His statement is really ambiguous. Are we sexist because a woman didn't win or are we sexist because a self-described pussy-grabber did?
This election was hers to lose. She could have easily won if she didn't abandon an ambassador to get buttfucked to death in some third world hellhole, and then try to hide her guilt in the most asinine way possible.
1 truthie 2016-11-09
What a cunt. It's the backlash to smug little pieces of shit like him telling people how they should be thinking that got Trump elected.
1 Doc_McCoy79 2016-11-09
Black people getting arrested for committing crime = racist
1 TOPICALJOKELOL 2016-11-09
EVERYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH ME IS HITLER
- Patton "jesus I think that guy legit killed his wife" Oswalt
1 GraveJ 2016-11-09
Trump made a big mistake in winning that election...
https://youtu.be/_sQKrxErpC4
0 TotallyNotObsi 2016-11-09
Trump is a fake conservative. Let's hope he destroys the country.
6 Hunter_Cumia 2016-11-09
You fucked up retard