She is huffing a shock-chlorine mixture.

She's wiping away her tears

names cumia, but you definitely shouldn't let him cuminya ;)

Fuckin homerun

I'll be honest: I thought she was looking through a microscope.

You keep your pool open so you can hang with Brother Joe and an emaciated addict teenager

I think she just so happens to be looking through a telescope.

She's examining her tranny dick.

What I'd give to see what she sees

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a check with 3 zeros, through a black eye.

"Let me brag and show off to my loser fans, this hot old guy I'm about to run a Sue Lightning on."

Ghouls and goblins run amok in the caverns of Rhine

So the ghouls and skeletons can join you for a swim??

Is there anyone on God's green ert that he thinks would be impressed by this?

It an ex girlfriend. the one that put keys in cat poop i follow her on instagram missynyc. She looks decent when makeup is applied

Is that the same chick that stole his credit cards? I guess it's hard to find crackheads that want to bang freddy kreuger.

Yes the one that stole his credit cards