Oh sorry to hear that man, it's tough. Just take it one day at a time. Maybe go to therapy. Good luck.

Chin up, chum.

You could try fucking children? I can't say I've ever met an unhappy paedo.

That's not really the best idea. Big Amy will tell you to eat yourself into a stupor, and Patton Oswalt will suggest that you murder the woman in your life closest to you.

I hear you. All I can say is that if you want your wife/gf to lick your asshole or let you fuck trannies, you just need to talk to her about it. And for your budding standup career - you just need to write and perform. Thanks for calling buddy.

Drive your friends around, too.

Thanks you guys really helped me. Longtime caller and these answers were just as good as Jims old vague answers.

Jim Norton had an advice show?

Try calling Bill Cosby,he's gonna have a lot of time .