What are you doing at a kids movie? Thats a kids movie you pedophile. I guess you have a touch of uncle Paul. Only faggots go see marvel movies. Man in skin tight suits. Fucking faggot.

Abracadabra!....now swallow this magic potion

Ronnie B?

One of my lone complaints about him. That elitist streak is so off-putting.

Ditto.

(I always get annoyed when he shits on well-scripted shows like Game of Thrones, but year after year, he acts like Big Brother is the best fucking thing on television.)

I'm a crotchety old fuck who longs for the movies of my youth (pulp fiction, trainspotting, boogie nights). But hey another super hero movie, yay.

Trainspotting has a sequel coming out fyi.

All the actors from that are old by now, tss are they gonna call it liverspotting or sumptin tss tss.

The trailer actually looks really decent.

I got a bit part in this movie

I wanna see the junkie movie

I cannae wait! Really hope they do the book justice. So many epic scenes.

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Are you fucking mental? Why don't you like it?

This cunt is proper radge

Fuckin right! I kiss girls and everything, total bampot.

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Won't see him no more.

Have you read The Blade Artist?

It's fuckehn barry, ya dippit cunt ya.

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And? That was so shocking to me, I think if Rents had karated his ass it would have been weird and cheesy. I'm a massive Welsh fanboy though so my opinion isn't too reliable.

Some upcoming shit that looks like it might be alright: The Arrival, Nocturnal Creatures and even though High Rise kind of sucked, Ben Wheatly has a new one coming out called Free Fire.

High Rise was one of those movies that I liked at parts, but I just cannot fathom being on set every day to make such extravagantly absurd scenes. I mean, I get the metaphors and all that, but definitely seemed like one of those books that just didn't translate very well to a film.

Hacksaw Ridge was a great movie.

Agreed. I thought it was tremendous. A classic story of principle, conviction, and survival. On par with Private Ryan in its vivid and immersive recreation of WWII combat. Don't know what anyone over the age of twelve gets out of Marvel superhero movies...not to play the Florentine card.

Gibson is a talented Director.

/u/KNUCKKLEFUCKER should just smile...AND BLOOOOOOOW MEEEEEEE!

You still watch super hero movies

I enjoyed it. Not high cinema or that imaginative. But a good time a couple of grapefruit beers in for the Obster.

It felt like Thor, like the premise is so silly and fantastical (even as far as comic book characters go), it's like what can you even do with it. They did the best they could, and the result was "...ehh. Ok."

I don't get what everyone is saying about the American accent, but god damn if he didn't sound unbelievably like Harrison Ford to me. The part where he first gets to whats it called and is yelling at Tilda Swinton, he sounds just like him delivery and tone wise, even had some of the mannerisms/faces. I kind of liked it.

I'm a faggot and should be shot.

It was a neat movie.

Who didn't see that coming? The trailers were dogshit as well.

that's a shame really enjoy the comics

I get why they make these films as autistics eat them up but there must be some mainstream people going to see them and I don't understand why

The huge space between his eyes makes him look like a Lord Of The Rings troll

Yup, Magical Iron Man. Made tons of money, though, so expect a hundred more.

P.S.- Fuck the Inhumans.

You sound like an unfuckable hate nerd. Just go to the movies, shovel popcorn down your fucking face, shut your brain off and enjoy the work of 10,000 guys working on computers to make cool explosions.

Heck, so long as it has that classic Joss Whedon snappy back and forth banter between my favorite superheroes and a post-credits scene that prepares me for Iron Man 7 or Avengers: Rage of the Voltron I'm a happy boy.

His accent is like Hugh Laurie's in House. It's not natural. Nobody really talks like that.

Fuckin right! I kiss girls and everything, total bampot.