We WUZ Kangs...you crackers are envious n sheeeit

18  2016-11-07 by RectalWarrior

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He doesnt seem to realize the "we wuz kangs" theory assumes that the Bronze age Egyptians (and Mycenaean/Anatolian/Mesopotamians) societies that collapsed after the arrival of the "sea people" invasions (or dem evil cracka blue eyed devils invasion or "the whitening" according to Kangs) were black africans, The Hellenistic conquest and Cleopatra was well documented and happened almost 1000 years later

And in case you were curious if this congolese astrophysicist has any weight to his argument, it's bullshit, they have DNA tested Minoan crete mummies who were preserved since the bronze age due to a volcanic eruption in the area, and the conclusion is that the ancient Minoan DNA was most similar to populations from western and northern Europe. The population showed particular genetic affinities with Bronze Age populations from Sardinia and Iberia and Neolithic samples from Scandinavia and France.

The blood is true

If the sucofocus don't fit. You must a quit.

So wait... You mean we WUZN'T kangs?

What about the ancient Ethiopians and Mali's Mansa Musa and all that?

Mansa Munsa was a west African Sultan from the middle ages there is no debate on his ethnicity, and the Ethiopians or "nubians" as they are called were the rulers of Egypt in the 25th dynasty, they began to rule the land after the bronze age Egyptian society vanished and replaced it under the leadership of the Kushite kingdom (thats what they called it not making a black stoner joke) They replaced the ruling class and even reshaped the sphinx head to the face of a Nubian. Nubians are far from your west african slave stock that you see in the US as well, it would be like a celt taking credit for russian achievements. They were vassals of the Assyrians initially, and then the Persians after their conquest, and then Greek after Alexander conquered it, hence Ptolemy and Cleopatra.

The more you know! But a West-African sultan who was one of the wealthiest people in the history of the world surely counts as WE WUZ KANGZ

we wuz a sultan one time in 1300 ad

Nigs gonna nig.

does this idiot not realize that the greeks took over egypt

Niggaz can't be losin no fight to no white boys.

I think vos and sherrod should host a political talk podcast

Dolts and Diplomacy.

I love it that the broad happened to study Greek and live in Greece for a bit.

It means she loves buttsex.

I can't even make it through this entire clip, he lacks any sort of logic.

Well, yeah. Niggers are generally very dumb.

If a historic figure done somethin good they mussa been black, if a real life black did somethin bad das raciss to say so. Brang da essperts in, do eppaso! DO EPPASO!

The best part of this conversation is that it's not like a philosophical debate where there is no way to prove one side or the other. They could look it up on their phone in 5 minutes and have the definitive answer. Yet they debate it for longer than that over 3 podcasts.

You could show an N person all the evidence in the world.. they still gonna fink da government is tryin to trick em

Kurt says that several times. And Sherrod just keeps yelling.

I will be a bit fair and say very old historical stuff has many variables that you really have to go what's more likely then flat out fact. Still Sherrod is one of the dumbest people you could ever meet and has no right to discuses anything older the the last shit he took. Cleopatra was greek child of incest who is the face of egypt like Britney spears is the face of 90's music.

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They both had so much patience with him.

Look at that stupid fucking face of his

Sherrod's brilliant argument against Cleopatra being Greek;

"That's a lie. That's a lie. That's a lie". Fucking dunce

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Oh no he didn't. ...

DAS RITE!

His face and head are fucking infuriating.

Confident stupid people are so fucking annoying.

They've been kings in Africa forever, look how that's turned out.

The blood is true

What about the ancient Ethiopians and Mali's Mansa Musa and all that?

So wait... You mean we WUZN'T kangs?