Jim Norton - "I'm Voting for Donald Trump" (11/07/2016)

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Will Big Amy brush off Jim now?

jim was only playing a republican character

Bert Kreisher red pilled Jim on Schumer on his podcast

damn what episode? i thought the only pills bernt crystler dealt with were hydroxycuts

What happened?

It's here - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goIdgoWQDLM&t=17m33s - Bert shits on Brother Wease a few minutes before the Schumer stuff, I don't think he changed Jim's mind about the hog.

Thanks.

Tomorrow he's gonna change his vote to Hillary for some bullshit reason. The worm never commits.

They'll leak a picture of Trump nursing a glass of champagne and that'll be the last straw for little indecision boy.

He'll say he changed his mind in the voting booth..voting for Trump/Pence invalidates the "I love and support the LGBT community and abortions" shtick that he's made a living off.

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Yeah but voting for Trump because Jay-Z didn't get criticized by Hillary makes so much more sense. Listen back to the Jeffrey Tambor interview to hear Jim pontificate like he's the Martin Luther King of trannies.

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Why is this LGBT bullshit still a part of the public discourse even? They can marry now like everyone else. What? You prefer different bodypart in your mouth than most people? Amazing. Now shut the fuck up.

Don't forget where they get to place their bodies waste, cause that's the critical thing to the whole country!

Has Jimmy made a living off of that? I think he's made a living off of talking about paying hookers to shit in his mouth.

hes known as the tranny hooker guy

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Did he check with Big Amy first?

Big Amy and Big Lou are gonna be having some words with him. Isn't Yimmy subscribed to Louis' newsletter?

Him and Amy share custody of Club Soda Kenny.

Today, Dassabesso on the Opie Show said Trump needs to win the states of Nevada, North Carolina, Ohio, and PITTSBURGH. And no one corrected Dassbesso on his statement.

Dassacitydoe

Shut up. No he didnt.

He most certainly did. Tits was just naming states. He named about 20 random states. Then Dassabesso chimed in with the 5 states he knew and Pittsburgh.

i'ma need that link.

Kudos to the worm for committing (for now anyway). My only worry about a Trump victory is that it might delay Brother Joe's pending suicide, but we'll see.

When Trump starts to hand out tax breaks for his golfing buddies there is a chance

I don't think you have to worry about a Trump victory.

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No, he really doesn't.

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I hope Jim's single vote forces a Trump victory and then he outlaws pornography and fucking transsexuals.

Could happen. Once Trump gets bored like 2 years in, he might resign and that Jesusfreak Pence would take over.

When Trump gets bored? That nigga runs on pure ego. His ego will demand that he be a two term President. Anyone else would have ran for Mayor or Governor but his ego said "President" so here we are.

How will Joe DeRosa be able to explain this to his black friends?!?

watch jimmy not know he has to be registered

Can you get ballots in the city?

What about Jimmy Tide?

Paul R. Nelssssssson write-in for the win.

WRong Kind.

He'll find something on his naughty boy phone that will distract him from voting anyway

'eem got a good boy phone and a lady boy phone.

TRUMP

He's known he was voting for Trump the whole time. That's why he was always wishy washy about it cause he knew he'd get shit about it. Voting for Trump because he pointed out the hypocrisy of Jay-Z's bad language at a Hillary rally? Cmon Jim you've been a roll lately and then some nonsense like this comes out of your mouth?

Emotional things like that are what usually changes people's mind. Tons of Trump votes have nothing to do withTrump and more to do with an absolute disgust with the current political elite.

I am sure giving more power to turds like Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnel by voting Trump will change the state of american politics....

Trump being elected would drastically change American politics. Considering they don't even support one another I don't see Trump and the Republicans necessarily doing jack shit.

People said the same about electing Obama in 2008. You are severely overestimating the power of the presidency.

Yeah and he didn't do jack shit for 4 years until he was re-elected and even then all his policies were severely gimped.

Exactly. Trump can't do shit without help from congress and senate.

Good.

Obamacare and the Iran deal are two of the hugest policies in the 21st century. He did a good amount of shit. Not saying it's good shit, but he hasn't just been sitting twidling his thumbs.

He didn't do jack shit for 4 years until he was re-elected and even then all his policies were severely gimped.

You literally just posted the same thing.

Right, because clearly you can't read because your response didn't address one thing I said. dumbass.

Motherfucker, I did. You said he hadn't done jack shit. I said he did Obamacare and the Iran deal, two huge things he did. Those are "shit" he did. Whether they are good things or not, that's another issue.

He didn't do jack shit for 4 years until he was re-elected and even then all his policies were severely gimped.

read nigga

I am reading. Obamacare was passed in his first term. It didn't come to effect until his second, but it was made and passed in the first. The Iran deal was also done pretty much as he wanted it, the Republican congress couldn't overturn it. He also passed the stimulus package and bailed out the auto industry in his first term. Read what I am saying.

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Are you forgetting executive orders?

Those are dangerous as fuck with either candidate and shouldn't exist.

That's good, Jim, vote for a guy who sued a comedian for making fun of him because you don't like political correctness.

Damn, when you put it that way... Jim comes off like a massive hypocrite.

Jimmy is really bad. He's voting for Trump because Trump made a big deal about 'bad language' because the democrats would've made a big deal about bad language if the shoe was on the other foot. Jesus.

It might be the dumbest motivation of all time.

Have you ever posted on this forum without aggressively pushing your extreme leftist views?

Honestly what's with the influx of leftist cunts in the sub the last few months

You don't have to be a leftist to think Trump is a terrible, terrible candidate.

So if you're interpreting anti-Trump rhetoric as leftist cuntery, you're getting false positives.

Anyone voting for Trump because he's anti establishment or think he represents everyday people because he isn't a polished speaker are goons.

Further, people who judge others first on political affiliation should be executed for the good of society. They're the lowest common denominator.

EDIT: Grammar

You guys never really turn it off so it's hard to tell.

I'm a Republican. Tomorrow, I'm voting Hillary and then redlining the rest of the ballot.

Hold on let me write that in my fucking diary.

Anti-trump posts are mostly made by Hillary supporters. Of course there are exceptions, but most anti-trump post are made by leftist cunts. If you're denying that then you're delusional.

Apparently a lot of these SJW open mic nobodies who showed up during the Metzger rape tantrum decided to stick around and proselytize their idiocy.

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Yes, look at my history. Talked a lot of wrasslin today. And also his point isn't a right/left point. It's a jim is a cunt point. He remembered someone he was mad at and made a decision about something else that had zero to do with it. It'd be like me voting for clinton because AJ Styles turned on Prince Devitt.

Yes, Jim. If someone used racial slurs at a Trump rally, it would somehow be a bigger deal than if Jay-Z performed an unedited song.

If Trump let the word 'spic' out in a speech it would cause an uproar for at least an hour dude.

Jim also isn't smart enough to distinguish between social liberals and political liberals, libertarians and the GOP. I mean goddamn what a fucking moron but I'm saying this about a high school drop out who lived with his parents until he was 30 and has never had a real job, nor does he associate with people who have real jobs.

Never had a real job? He worked at Caldor for at least six months!

I think it was Bradlees.

good boy

Oh no jimmy! A vote for Trump is a vote for mean bullies everywhere! Only this time KISS wont be there on the 9th to make you feel better.

atta boy jim!

He wants Big Amy to move to Canada then.

I don't like either of these candidates (although I think Trump is just an ass and Hillary might honestly be evil), but I want Trump to win just so everybody who said they were going to move has to make an excuse a la Whoopi in 2000.

cucks btfo

Lol did he just decide right then?? Give it 3 hrs he'll change his mind

Jim and Sam have been closeted Trump supporters for a long time. They publicly got off the Trump Train after Trump started talking about muslim immigration bans. I took that move more as P.R. than a real disagreement with Trump's policies. Good on Middle of the Road Jim for finally getting off the fence.

Sam is your average know-nothing jew york liberal. He was never going for Trump.

Jimmy really wants his deposit money back. ....

New York is going to Hillary. His vote literally doesn't count.

After he's dead, either will his comedy.

Thankfully he lives in New York.

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If he really wanted Trump to be president he'd vote for Hillary, because he can't pick a winner in literally anything to save his life.

Didn't his shitty luck end up with him investing a ton of money like right before the financial collapse happened? And also O&A getting fired, them getting back together 12 hours after he got the current show, etc. etc...

Big amy is gonna have to eat the pain away tonight

She's already thrown Cuck Metzger under the bus and backpedalled on her entire identity. She will not have a shred of remorse ditching Jim for politics.

MAGA

BASED Swallower of Tranny Goo

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Jimmy, the calculating worm he always is, a man of no conviction, principles nor backbone , who has only one instinct; survival, and as always to his credit, knows which side of his bread is buttered, he knows his vote is inconsequential, but this gesture will win him brownie points with his stand up and radio fan base, which is made up of mostly Trump supporters, he has nothing to lose but a hollywood dream that he must have now realised, like everyone else already did, was always a pursuit in futility, unattainable, a mirage, however much weight he lost, The worm is really a fitting monicker for this turd. This has nothing to do with his political beliefs, or any other kind of beliefs, the worm has never had any, a morgage for his nyc pad and expenses for his debauchery have always been his primary driving force.

He doesn't want to be taxed once all the money the Chip Animation cartoon will make.

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wtf i hate jim now

I love that his reasoning involves a musician. Guy who listened exclusively to KISS and Ozzy for four and half decades before "discovering" The Ramones in 2014.

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Sam is infuriating.

Yes, it did happen. No, he didn't "take it out context." The black rapper that you love, Sam, was there and he performed and dropped the Nigger word a whole bunch.

I'm not saying I care, I'm just saying you trying to dismiss it with a fake smile doesn't work.

Do you REALLY think Hillary is going to support Black Lives Matters!?

Sam, she does. You fucking idiot.

Good for you, Jimmy!

Jimmy voted at a bathhouse.

Vote Hill not Hate, it's time for woman president! Are YOU with her?

Get over it

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Yawwwwnnnn

I'm voting for Jimmy to stop wearing fanny packs and write a new act.

He should have just taken the Opie route. "I hate politics, and I never vote". Opie is clearly a liberal, but he knows it would bad for business if his fans knew that. So he keeps it to himself. I guarantee Jim is a liberal as well. But it doesn't fit with his angry guy persona. So he pretends he is for Trump.

"I do not give a shit who you vote for, you c-level comedian" - /u/titcity

"I'm now killing myself".

-/u/titcity, we hope

yeah I'm a fag. Any suggestions on how I go about it?

Act fast.

Throwback Monday: remember when Trump did that fake assassination publicity stunt a few days ago? LMAO I completely forgot about that until now. That was a classic.

Good thing Jimmy's vote doesn't count in New York. You're going to undo EVERY minority's hatred of that racist shithead?

Ugh, I hope he gets mega aids.

Oh no! Now what fence will he ride so that he can appear thoughtful and unbiased?!

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Jimmy, you're a fucking moron.

Can we hate Jimmy again?

no because JAM show isnt mediocre

Jim Norton and Sam Robert have a radio show

and its prefect in everyway

we call it JAM

Mark my words, Hunter, it won't be long until THE REAL Jim Norton is exposed.

His entire angle on Trump, like all his angles are based on trying to be their loyal little sycophant. Like he was for Louie, Gervais and Amy. Newsflash, your career ended a year ago, no one gives a shit who you vote for you hackie dolt.

the teff meme will revive his career tho

His career will never be revived. He has WAY to many throw away reddit accounts.

Tranny dude lmao

His theater shows were empty because he's a shitty comic.

And he's delusional, charging ck price thinking the ona audience will still back him up

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His career will never be revived. He has WAY to many throw away reddit accounts.

He most certainly did. Tits was just naming states. He named about 20 random states. Then Dassabesso chimed in with the 5 states he knew and Pittsburgh.