He'll say he changed his mind in the voting booth..voting for Trump/Pence invalidates the "I love and support the LGBT community and abortions" shtick that he's made a living off.
Yeah but voting for Trump because Jay-Z didn't get criticized by Hillary makes so much more sense. Listen back to the Jeffrey Tambor interview to hear Jim pontificate like he's the Martin Luther King of trannies.
Why is this LGBT bullshit still a part of the public discourse even? They can marry now like everyone else. What? You prefer different bodypart in your mouth than most people? Amazing. Now shut the fuck up.
Today, Dassabesso on the Opie Show said Trump needs to win the states of Nevada, North Carolina, Ohio, and PITTSBURGH. And no one corrected Dassbesso on his statement.
He most certainly did. Tits was just naming states. He named about 20 random states. Then Dassabesso chimed in with the 5 states he knew and Pittsburgh.
Kudos to the worm for committing (for now anyway). My only worry about a Trump victory is that it might delay Brother Joe's pending suicide, but we'll see.
When Trump gets bored? That nigga runs on pure ego. His ego will demand that he be a two term President. Anyone else would have ran for Mayor or Governor but his ego said "President" so here we are.
He's known he was voting for Trump the whole time. That's why he was always wishy washy about it cause he knew he'd get shit about it. Voting for Trump because he pointed out the hypocrisy of Jay-Z's bad language at a Hillary rally? Cmon Jim you've been a roll lately and then some nonsense like this comes out of your mouth?
Emotional things like that are what usually changes people's mind. Tons of Trump votes have nothing to do withTrump and more to do with an absolute disgust with the current political elite.
Trump being elected would drastically change American politics. Considering they don't even support one another I don't see Trump and the Republicans necessarily doing jack shit.
Obamacare and the Iran deal are two of the hugest policies in the 21st century. He did a good amount of shit. Not saying it's good shit, but he hasn't just been sitting twidling his thumbs.
Motherfucker, I did. You said he hadn't done jack shit. I said he did Obamacare and the Iran deal, two huge things he did. Those are "shit" he did. Whether they are good things or not, that's another issue.
I am reading. Obamacare was passed in his first term. It didn't come to effect until his second, but it was made and passed in the first. The Iran deal was also done pretty much as he wanted it, the Republican congress couldn't overturn it. He also passed the stimulus package and bailed out the auto industry in his first term. Read what I am saying.
Jimmy is really bad. He's voting for Trump because Trump made a big deal about 'bad language' because the democrats would've made a big deal about bad language if the shoe was on the other foot. Jesus.
Anti-trump posts are mostly made by Hillary supporters. Of course there are exceptions, but most anti-trump post are made by leftist cunts. If you're denying that then you're delusional.
Yes, look at my history. Talked a lot of wrasslin today. And also his point isn't a right/left point. It's a jim is a cunt point. He remembered someone he was mad at and made a decision about something else that had zero to do with it. It'd be like me voting for clinton because AJ Styles turned on Prince Devitt.
Jim also isn't smart enough to distinguish between social liberals and political liberals, libertarians and the GOP. I mean goddamn what a fucking moron but I'm saying this about a high school drop out who lived with his parents until he was 30 and has never had a real job, nor does he associate with people who have real jobs.
I don't like either of these candidates (although I think Trump is just an ass and Hillary might honestly be evil), but I want Trump to win just so everybody who said they were going to move has to make an excuse a la Whoopi in 2000.
Jim and Sam have been closeted Trump supporters for a long time. They publicly got off the Trump Train after Trump started talking about muslim immigration bans. I took that move more as P.R. than a real disagreement with Trump's policies. Good on Middle of the Road Jim for finally getting off the fence.
If he really wanted Trump to be president he'd vote for Hillary, because he can't pick a winner in literally anything to save his life.
Didn't his shitty luck end up with him investing a ton of money like right before the financial collapse happened? And also O&A getting fired, them getting back together 12 hours after he got the current show, etc. etc...
She's already thrown Cuck Metzger under the bus and backpedalled on her entire identity. She will not have a shred of remorse ditching Jim for politics.
Jimmy, the calculating worm he always is, a man of no conviction, principles nor backbone , who has only one instinct; survival, and as always to his credit, knows which side of his bread is buttered, he knows his vote is inconsequential, but this gesture will win him brownie points with his stand up and radio fan base, which is made up of mostly Trump supporters, he has nothing to lose but a hollywood dream that he must have now realised, like everyone else already did, was always a pursuit in futility, unattainable, a mirage, however much weight he lost, The worm is really a fitting monicker for this turd. This has nothing to do with his political beliefs, or any other kind of beliefs, the worm has never had any, a morgage for his nyc pad and expenses for his debauchery have always been his primary driving force.
I love that his reasoning involves a musician. Guy who listened exclusively to KISS and Ozzy for four and half decades before "discovering" The Ramones in 2014.
Yes, it did happen. No, he didn't "take it out context." The black rapper that you love, Sam, was there and he performed and dropped the Nigger word a whole bunch.
I'm not saying I care, I'm just saying you trying to dismiss it with a fake smile doesn't work.
Do you REALLY think Hillary is going to support Black Lives Matters!?
He should have just taken the Opie route. "I hate politics, and I never vote". Opie is clearly a liberal, but he knows it would bad for business if his fans knew that. So he keeps it to himself. I guarantee Jim is a liberal as well. But it doesn't fit with his angry guy persona. So he pretends he is for Trump.
Throwback Monday: remember when Trump did that fake assassination publicity stunt a few days ago? LMAO I completely forgot about that until now. That was a classic.
His entire angle on Trump, like all his angles are based on trying to be their loyal little sycophant. Like he was for Louie, Gervais and Amy. Newsflash, your career ended a year ago, no one gives a shit who you vote for you hackie dolt.
He most certainly did. Tits was just naming states. He named about 20 random states. Then Dassabesso chimed in with the 5 states he knew and Pittsburgh.
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63 [deleted] 2016-11-07
Will Big Amy brush off Jim now?
40 Hunter_Cumia 2016-11-07
jim was only playing a republican character
10 KenFrezno 2016-11-07
Bert Kreisher red pilled Jim on Schumer on his podcast
5 DEATH_GRAPE 2016-11-07
damn what episode? i thought the only pills bernt crystler dealt with were hydroxycuts
2 TheDarkFezRises 2016-11-07
What happened?
10 sideswine 2016-11-07
It's here - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goIdgoWQDLM&t=17m33s - Bert shits on Brother Wease a few minutes before the Schumer stuff, I don't think he changed Jim's mind about the hog.
2 TheDarkFezRises 2016-11-07
Thanks.
51 sideswine 2016-11-07
Tomorrow he's gonna change his vote to Hillary for some bullshit reason. The worm never commits.
35 CompoundMediaPR 2016-11-07
They'll leak a picture of Trump nursing a glass of champagne and that'll be the last straw for little indecision boy.
9 sideswine 2016-11-07
He'll say he changed his mind in the voting booth..voting for Trump/Pence invalidates the "I love and support the LGBT community and abortions" shtick that he's made a living off.
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14 sideswine 2016-11-07
Yeah but voting for Trump because Jay-Z didn't get criticized by Hillary makes so much more sense. Listen back to the Jeffrey Tambor interview to hear Jim pontificate like he's the Martin Luther King of trannies.
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3 JosephSpitloverCumia 2016-11-07
Why is this LGBT bullshit still a part of the public discourse even? They can marry now like everyone else. What? You prefer different bodypart in your mouth than most people? Amazing. Now shut the fuck up.
1 wizardnug 2016-11-07
Don't forget where they get to place their bodies waste, cause that's the critical thing to the whole country!
9 FuchsiaJuicer 2016-11-07
Has Jimmy made a living off of that? I think he's made a living off of talking about paying hookers to shit in his mouth.
7 Hunter_Cumia 2016-11-07
hes known as the tranny hooker guy
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47 Jayboca 2016-11-07
Did he check with Big Amy first?
3 DeclanGunn 2016-11-07
Big Amy and Big Lou are gonna be having some words with him. Isn't Yimmy subscribed to Louis' newsletter?
2 cottonsweatpants 2016-11-07
Him and Amy share custody of Club Soda Kenny.
27 JamesDossier 2016-11-07
Today, Dassabesso on the Opie Show said Trump needs to win the states of Nevada, North Carolina, Ohio, and PITTSBURGH. And no one corrected Dassbesso on his statement.
13 DeclanGunn 2016-11-07
Dassacitydoe
8 RahnBayngtin 2016-11-07
Shut up. No he didnt.
15 JamesDossier 2016-11-07
He most certainly did. Tits was just naming states. He named about 20 random states. Then Dassabesso chimed in with the 5 states he knew and Pittsburgh.
5 DuckSpeaker_ 2016-11-07
i'ma need that link.
24 madrandom78 2016-11-07
Kudos to the worm for committing (for now anyway). My only worry about a Trump victory is that it might delay Brother Joe's pending suicide, but we'll see.
3 Anarox 2016-11-07
When Trump starts to hand out tax breaks for his golfing buddies there is a chance
3 philtheprince 2016-11-07
I don't think you have to worry about a Trump victory.
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-3 Clibanarius 2016-11-07
No, he really doesn't.
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23 3stepsbackward 2016-11-07
I hope Jim's single vote forces a Trump victory and then he outlaws pornography and fucking transsexuals.
10 madrandom78 2016-11-07
Could happen. Once Trump gets bored like 2 years in, he might resign and that Jesusfreak Pence would take over.
5 OldWestGunslinger 2016-11-07
When Trump gets bored? That nigga runs on pure ego. His ego will demand that he be a two term President. Anyone else would have ran for Mayor or Governor but his ego said "President" so here we are.
16 chippersonlyle 2016-11-07
How will Joe DeRosa be able to explain this to his black friends?!?
13 assreaper 2016-11-07
watch jimmy not know he has to be registered
11 iamcolinquim 2016-11-07
Can you get ballots in the city?
12 MonsteRain 2016-11-07
What about Jimmy Tide?
3 no1raniuk 2016-11-07
Paul R. Nelssssssson write-in for the win.
2 SorryFiMAGADog 2016-11-07
WRong Kind.
9 Dennyislife 2016-11-07
He'll find something on his naughty boy phone that will distract him from voting anyway
3 DeclanGunn 2016-11-07
'eem got a good boy phone and a lady boy phone.
8 DAGRIT5 2016-11-07
TRUMP
7 retroracer 2016-11-07
He's known he was voting for Trump the whole time. That's why he was always wishy washy about it cause he knew he'd get shit about it. Voting for Trump because he pointed out the hypocrisy of Jay-Z's bad language at a Hillary rally? Cmon Jim you've been a roll lately and then some nonsense like this comes out of your mouth?
8 shmigshmog 2016-11-07
Emotional things like that are what usually changes people's mind. Tons of Trump votes have nothing to do withTrump and more to do with an absolute disgust with the current political elite.
4 Bergli 2016-11-07
I am sure giving more power to turds like Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnel by voting Trump will change the state of american politics....
6 shmigshmog 2016-11-07
Trump being elected would drastically change American politics. Considering they don't even support one another I don't see Trump and the Republicans necessarily doing jack shit.
-2 Bergli 2016-11-07
People said the same about electing Obama in 2008. You are severely overestimating the power of the presidency.
1 shmigshmog 2016-11-07
Yeah and he didn't do jack shit for 4 years until he was re-elected and even then all his policies were severely gimped.
2 Bergli 2016-11-07
Exactly. Trump can't do shit without help from congress and senate.
2 shmigshmog 2016-11-07
Good.
1 Flip-Yap 2016-11-07
Obamacare and the Iran deal are two of the hugest policies in the 21st century. He did a good amount of shit. Not saying it's good shit, but he hasn't just been sitting twidling his thumbs.
1 shmigshmog 2016-11-07
He didn't do jack shit for 4 years until he was re-elected and even then all his policies were severely gimped.
1 Flip-Yap 2016-11-07
You literally just posted the same thing.
1 shmigshmog 2016-11-07
Right, because clearly you can't read because your response didn't address one thing I said. dumbass.
1 Flip-Yap 2016-11-07
Motherfucker, I did. You said he hadn't done jack shit. I said he did Obamacare and the Iran deal, two huge things he did. Those are "shit" he did. Whether they are good things or not, that's another issue.
1 shmigshmog 2016-11-07
read nigga
0 Flip-Yap 2016-11-07
I am reading. Obamacare was passed in his first term. It didn't come to effect until his second, but it was made and passed in the first. The Iran deal was also done pretty much as he wanted it, the Republican congress couldn't overturn it. He also passed the stimulus package and bailed out the auto industry in his first term. Read what I am saying.
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1 wizardnug 2016-11-07
Are you forgetting executive orders?
1 shmigshmog 2016-11-07
Those are dangerous as fuck with either candidate and shouldn't exist.
7 alcoon-slambag 2016-11-07
That's good, Jim, vote for a guy who sued a comedian for making fun of him because you don't like political correctness.
3 Rentington 2016-11-07
Damn, when you put it that way... Jim comes off like a massive hypocrite.
6 aprosbro 2016-11-07
Jimmy is really bad. He's voting for Trump because Trump made a big deal about 'bad language' because the democrats would've made a big deal about bad language if the shoe was on the other foot. Jesus.
27 panjshirlion 2016-11-07
It might be the dumbest motivation of all time.
13 wilfguy13 2016-11-07
Have you ever posted on this forum without aggressively pushing your extreme leftist views?
21 dazed_and_confused_ 2016-11-07
Honestly what's with the influx of leftist cunts in the sub the last few months
24 panjshirlion 2016-11-07
You don't have to be a leftist to think Trump is a terrible, terrible candidate.
So if you're interpreting anti-Trump rhetoric as leftist cuntery, you're getting false positives.
11 BMoneyCPA 2016-11-07
Anyone voting for Trump because he's anti establishment or think he represents everyday people because he isn't a polished speaker are goons.
Further, people who judge others first on political affiliation should be executed for the good of society. They're the lowest common denominator.
EDIT: Grammar
5 shmigshmog 2016-11-07
You guys never really turn it off so it's hard to tell.
-1 panjshirlion 2016-11-07
I'm a Republican. Tomorrow, I'm voting Hillary and then redlining the rest of the ballot.
6 shmigshmog 2016-11-07
Hold on let me write that in my fucking diary.
1 dazed_and_confused_ 2016-11-07
Anti-trump posts are mostly made by Hillary supporters. Of course there are exceptions, but most anti-trump post are made by leftist cunts. If you're denying that then you're delusional.
21 arrogantsquirrel 2016-11-07
Apparently a lot of these SJW open mic nobodies who showed up during the Metzger rape tantrum decided to stick around and proselytize their idiocy.
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-4 aprosbro 2016-11-07
Yes, look at my history. Talked a lot of wrasslin today. And also his point isn't a right/left point. It's a jim is a cunt point. He remembered someone he was mad at and made a decision about something else that had zero to do with it. It'd be like me voting for clinton because AJ Styles turned on Prince Devitt.
5 DiscoInferiorityComp 2016-11-07
Yes, Jim. If someone used racial slurs at a Trump rally, it would somehow be a bigger deal than if Jay-Z performed an unedited song.
1 FuchsiaJuicer 2016-11-07
If Trump let the word 'spic' out in a speech it would cause an uproar for at least an hour dude.
-9 aprosbro 2016-11-07
Jim also isn't smart enough to distinguish between social liberals and political liberals, libertarians and the GOP. I mean goddamn what a fucking moron but I'm saying this about a high school drop out who lived with his parents until he was 30 and has never had a real job, nor does he associate with people who have real jobs.
5 HerpDerpen 2016-11-07
Never had a real job? He worked at Caldor for at least six months!
1 Scorpy81 2016-11-07
I think it was Bradlees.
6 ilumty 2016-11-07
good boy
6 mcb84 2016-11-07
Oh no jimmy! A vote for Trump is a vote for mean bullies everywhere! Only this time KISS wont be there on the 9th to make you feel better.
5 dakkar1 2016-11-07
atta boy jim!
5 Farty_McFart 2016-11-07
He wants Big Amy to move to Canada then.
7 philtheprince 2016-11-07
I don't like either of these candidates (although I think Trump is just an ass and Hillary might honestly be evil), but I want Trump to win just so everybody who said they were going to move has to make an excuse a la Whoopi in 2000.
4 Ultra_Patriot 2016-11-07
cucks btfo
3 [deleted] 2016-11-07
Lol did he just decide right then?? Give it 3 hrs he'll change his mind
3 MattressBoy 2016-11-07
Jim and Sam have been closeted Trump supporters for a long time. They publicly got off the Trump Train after Trump started talking about muslim immigration bans. I took that move more as P.R. than a real disagreement with Trump's policies. Good on Middle of the Road Jim for finally getting off the fence.
5 MaskedUploader 2016-11-07
Sam is your average know-nothing jew york liberal. He was never going for Trump.
3 Billyassman 2016-11-07
Jimmy really wants his deposit money back. ....
3 TotallyNotObsi 2016-11-07
New York is going to Hillary. His vote literally doesn't count.
1 FaggotBannedKeith 2016-11-07
After he's dead, either will his comedy.
2 panjshirlion 2016-11-07
Thankfully he lives in New York.
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2 MattAlbie60 2016-11-07
If he really wanted Trump to be president he'd vote for Hillary, because he can't pick a winner in literally anything to save his life.
Didn't his shitty luck end up with him investing a ton of money like right before the financial collapse happened? And also O&A getting fired, them getting back together 12 hours after he got the current show, etc. etc...
2 stonedtiger101 2016-11-07
Big amy is gonna have to eat the pain away tonight
3 SueLightningsPenis 2016-11-07
She's already thrown Cuck Metzger under the bus and backpedalled on her entire identity. She will not have a shred of remorse ditching Jim for politics.
2 Dan3099 2016-11-07
MAGA
2 revt1 2016-11-07
BASED Swallower of Tranny Goo
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2 Kingcobrac 2016-11-07
Jimmy, the calculating worm he always is, a man of no conviction, principles nor backbone , who has only one instinct; survival, and as always to his credit, knows which side of his bread is buttered, he knows his vote is inconsequential, but this gesture will win him brownie points with his stand up and radio fan base, which is made up of mostly Trump supporters, he has nothing to lose but a hollywood dream that he must have now realised, like everyone else already did, was always a pursuit in futility, unattainable, a mirage, however much weight he lost, The worm is really a fitting monicker for this turd. This has nothing to do with his political beliefs, or any other kind of beliefs, the worm has never had any, a morgage for his nyc pad and expenses for his debauchery have always been his primary driving force.
2 ricswrangler 2016-11-07
He doesn't want to be taxed once all the money the Chip Animation cartoon will make.
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1 Spokker 2016-11-07
wtf i hate jim now
1 DenseMan 2016-11-07
I love that his reasoning involves a musician. Guy who listened exclusively to KISS and Ozzy for four and half decades before "discovering" The Ramones in 2014.
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1 onemancrimespree 2016-11-07
Sam is infuriating.
Yes, it did happen. No, he didn't "take it out context." The black rapper that you love, Sam, was there and he performed and dropped the Nigger word a whole bunch.
I'm not saying I care, I'm just saying you trying to dismiss it with a fake smile doesn't work.
Sam, she does. You fucking idiot.
1 Senators86 2016-11-07
Good for you, Jimmy!
1 MedicatedHead 2016-11-07
Jimmy voted at a bathhouse.
0 Fat_People_Hydra 2016-11-07
Vote Hill not Hate, it's time for woman president! Are YOU with her?
1 harriswill 2016-11-07
Get over it
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-1 cavemanmollusk 2016-11-07
Yawwwwnnnn
-1 MedicatedHead 2016-11-07
I'm voting for Jimmy to stop wearing fanny packs and write a new act.
-2 Joemomma101 2016-11-07
He should have just taken the Opie route. "I hate politics, and I never vote". Opie is clearly a liberal, but he knows it would bad for business if his fans knew that. So he keeps it to himself. I guarantee Jim is a liberal as well. But it doesn't fit with his angry guy persona. So he pretends he is for Trump.
-3 titcity 2016-11-07
"I do not give a shit who you vote for, you c-level comedian" - /u/titcity
12 shmigshmog 2016-11-07
"I'm now killing myself".
-/u/titcity, we hope
0 titcity 2016-11-07
yeah I'm a fag. Any suggestions on how I go about it?
2 halareous 2016-11-07
Act fast.
-3 Joemomma101 2016-11-07
Throwback Monday: remember when Trump did that fake assassination publicity stunt a few days ago? LMAO I completely forgot about that until now. That was a classic.
-3 Clibanarius 2016-11-07
Good thing Jimmy's vote doesn't count in New York. You're going to undo EVERY minority's hatred of that racist shithead?
-7 Mrpornogoregrinder 2016-11-07
Ugh, I hope he gets mega aids.
-8 Fart_Parfait 2016-11-07
Oh no! Now what fence will he ride so that he can appear thoughtful and unbiased?!
-9 red-light 2016-11-07
.
-9 MedicatedHead 2016-11-07
Jimmy, you're a fucking moron.
-13 oimbot3142 2016-11-07
Can we hate Jimmy again?
6 Hunter_Cumia 2016-11-07
no because JAM show isnt mediocre
-1 oimbot3142 2016-11-07
Mark my words, Hunter, it won't be long until THE REAL Jim Norton is exposed.
-17 MedicatedHead 2016-11-07
His entire angle on Trump, like all his angles are based on trying to be their loyal little sycophant. Like he was for Louie, Gervais and Amy. Newsflash, your career ended a year ago, no one gives a shit who you vote for you hackie dolt.
2 Hunter_Cumia 2016-11-07
the teff meme will revive his career tho
-5 MedicatedHead 2016-11-07
His career will never be revived. He has WAY to many throw away reddit accounts.
2 Hunter_Cumia 2016-11-07
Tranny dude lmao
2 MedicatedHead 2016-11-07
His theater shows were empty because he's a shitty comic.
2 Hunter_Cumia 2016-11-07
And he's delusional, charging ck price thinking the ona audience will still back him up
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-5 MedicatedHead 2016-11-07
His career will never be revived. He has WAY to many throw away reddit accounts.
15 JamesDossier 2016-11-07
He most certainly did. Tits was just naming states. He named about 20 random states. Then Dassabesso chimed in with the 5 states he knew and Pittsburgh.