Remember when Sam made Intern David "Chief Intern?" And then they put together that thing where David did an analysis of all the interns and critiqued them? One of my favorite bits of all time.
Intern David was like Sam's Sistine Chapel. It was my favorite thing he ever contributed, aside from Jocktober.
Sam was the puppet master Opie dreamed he could be. Whenever Sam spun a great work and caused a fight, Slothbreast would take credit. Any attentive listener knew it was Sam's doing.
Oh my god, yes. And the best was how fucking excited Bobo would be to say them. He could not WAIT to spit out whatever insanity Sam had just written for him. "Patty, if you breathe into that mic one more toime, Im gonna bite your clit owff."
Anyway to jumpstart this unconfirmed Erock talking shit thing? Sam obviously hates the pig and Erock is sensitive enough to respond. It would probably provoke some jabs from Opie, too.
Sam would have never survived in an actual man type job such as a construction site, mechanic shop or even a military outfit. The first time he ran around behind someone's back starting malicious rumors or shit stirring folks against each other he would receive a stern talking to, perhaps a bit more.
Sam would have never survived in an actual man type job such as a construction site, mechanic shop or even a military outfit. The first time he ran around behind someone's back starting malicious rumors or shit stirring folks against each other he would receive a stern talking to, perhaps a bit more.
18 comments
15 TossyMcSalad 2016-11-07
Sam
being in a position to bully lowly staff membersis against natureYou know it's true!
14 AntsCamera 2016-11-07
Sam was bullying the staff when he was an intern.
10 Dennyislife 2016-11-07
Its always been unnatural
1 slongbinh 2016-11-07
Wasn't there an intern that got pissed enough to physically threaten Sam and was released for it?
7 Doc_McCoy79 2016-11-07
Remember when Sam made Intern David "Chief Intern?" And then they put together that thing where David did an analysis of all the interns and critiqued them? One of my favorite bits of all time.
Intern David was like Sam's Sistine Chapel. It was my favorite thing he ever contributed, aside from Jocktober.
6 KenFrezno 2016-11-07
Sam was the puppet master Opie dreamed he could be. Whenever Sam spun a great work and caused a fight, Slothbreast would take credit. Any attentive listener knew it was Sam's doing.
5 callmesnake13 2016-11-07
The lines he would write for Bobo are a strong contender as well.
3 Doc_McCoy79 2016-11-07
Oh my god, yes. And the best was how fucking excited Bobo would be to say them. He could not WAIT to spit out whatever insanity Sam had just written for him. "Patty, if you breathe into that mic one more toime, Im gonna bite your clit owff."
2 BamsLynsiStuffer 2016-11-07
Knock it off, SPADE!
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3 FaggotBannedKeith 2016-11-07
Anyway to jumpstart this unconfirmed Erock talking shit thing? Sam obviously hates the pig and Erock is sensitive enough to respond. It would probably provoke some jabs from Opie, too.
3 chippersonlyle 2016-11-07
He has always struck me as the type that hid behind the big bully in high school, cackling and pointing at the victim.
2 MedicatedHead 2016-11-07
Remember, Mars has no problem hitting a dumbass woman.
1 slongbinh 2016-11-07
Sam would have never survived in an actual man type job such as a construction site, mechanic shop or even a military outfit. The first time he ran around behind someone's back starting malicious rumors or shit stirring folks against each other he would receive a stern talking to, perhaps a bit more.
1 aTwinkForFez 2016-11-07
sam was on fire today..... for sam i mean
1 Jaeromaru 2016-11-07
Sam used to bully Erock when he was an intern. Par the course
-2 slongbinh 2016-11-07
Sam would have never survived in an actual man type job such as a construction site, mechanic shop or even a military outfit. The first time he ran around behind someone's back starting malicious rumors or shit stirring folks against each other he would receive a stern talking to, perhaps a bit more.
6 TheJerkOfAllJerks 2016-11-07
WE HEARD YOU.
2 Kenn_13 2016-11-07
Do you think sam would survive in an actual man type job?
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2 BamsLynsiStuffer 2016-11-07
Knock it off, SPADE!