The shirt implies that the wearer just takes big shits all day. Nobody would wear that because it's fucking gross. Imagine trying to explain that t shirt to a girl you're trying to fuck? This, the wiping the toilet seat with a sock, admitting he has no problem just plopping his bare ass down on any public toilet seat (no nest), the nose picking, his leaky asshole and his wife smelling it and making him go change in front of her family, the refusal to wash his hands after he shits, etc. Gregg is seriously a putrid son of a bitch and it's the furthest thing from endearing.

Either these are all true stories, or he lied about some or all of them to sound cool... which is really fucking weird.

Whats wrong with sitting on a public toilet seat? Or are you one of those nancy boys that uses those shitty pieces of paper.

the fact that you'd be proud of it is weird

The concept of multiple guys asses pressing against the same toilet seat is disgusting. But it's more disgusting when you hear the sound of the turd falling into the paper, and knowing that the paper is bringing the turd to the surface.

Please link To his wife telling him to go clean his asshole

I think it may have actually been her asshole after a good bamming.

Also not showering for days and thinking that his genital stench was something so funny he had to bring it up on the show. He thought everyone would be "howling"

A "nest"? You fuckin' layin' eggs? Just dampen a paper-towel and wipe that bitch down.

Dear Sam:

Don't do any of "this," and you'll be fine.

-Us

I wish there was a way to reverse-buy things. Like, I get his money and his merchandise is destroyed.

Rock and roll, brah. That's what us frat guys do. Shit all day long, don't wash our hands, shit on the beach, go days without showering. That's totally what a cool fuckin' rocking guy does and not what an autist imagines it means to be cool and laid-back.

Jim and Sam should make a "Droppin' Opie" shirt.

I'll take one in 5XL

I want the Jim and Sam shirt.

ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN on the front.

OH SHIT THIS BITCH GOTTA DICK! on the back

comes in sizes xxxl and up.

Dropping hammers as big as your imagination.

You can get a myriad of Tefft shirts here http://www.alternativehero.com

Ordering one this week.

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Maybe dropping hammers means he sticks the plunger into the toilet and then rides it? As he bounces down hard he is "dropping hammers" as in his ass cheeks hitting the toilet seat?

"The Opester"

Oh jeeezusss

Id love to see an african village wearing those shirty shirts

Would be ironic, as it is hard to "drop hammers" in the land of starvation

I hope one day to eat enough to drop a hammer like the Opester.

Heavy cotton. That's because it's more difficult to see nipples poking through thicker material like that. Mostly fat guys wearing these shirts.

I've been a fan for years and have never heard "Droppin' Hammers"

Check out the empties, mahn? Sure. Never heard droppin hammers.

Hey, babe. -The Opester.

Serious Question: Does Erock design these?

I think it's Elmo

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What a piece of shit

Heavy cotton to hide extra breast meat

Quintuple XL. Well, he knows his former audience.

:(