Louis C.K. trying to build a plausible defense for his hobby of forcing female comics to watch him masturbate in the doorway.

44  2016-11-06 by Tom_Stall

11 comments

Poor fuck didn't even have the confidence to rape those two girls.

I bet they giggled when that lard ass started tugging on his nervous half a chub.

so basically he supported Hillary so the left will accept his reasoning for sexual assault? Honestly not a bad deal, tho trump would have got a better one.

Don't worry, guys are going to do/already doing WAY worse shit to his daughters.

Phew good, i was worried for a second there

Does he oppose Trump because he fears deportation back to Mexico?

I wonder if he flushes his shit paper.Him being half beaner.

I don't know how people who spend all their time installing plumbing have no idea how it works.

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A more plausible defense would've been "I'm louie ck bitch. I'll jack off when and as I please."