"Ohhhh yeahhhh. Half pipe by weezer" how he starts the show

"My instagram is hot. Its red hotttt right now"

Says he "loves the brother weaaase" not in his voice

Tells barry gatz to relax, rich says he cant be more relax, look at him. Gregg says thats why he made the joke.

"Roger daughtry is an asshole, barry gatz" not his voice

Gregg says he no longer is gonna be a good boy.

Says brother wease is a rockstar. Lol

First "right" of the show. Not counting these tonight. Maybe next show.

Gregg is fake laughin a lot.

(Holy shit. Barry gatz sucks. Zzzz)

Gregg said he had tears in his eyes when gatz brought up his wife dieing.

"What have i gone through barry gatz" when barry says gregg has gone though a lot. Not in his voice

gatz calls gregg a radio rockstar. Vos says he thinks of stiles and nash when he thinks rockstars. Gregg gets mad and makes a mockingly laugh sound towards vos for his joke which i can only describe as his harry hater laugh.

Gregg says he wants to enjoy this barry gatz moment.

Gregg yells into the mic "you people out there listening to this" as gatz keeps makin delusional comments about how good gregg is at radio.

Gregg bombs and says "walk on fire coals next" after vos makes a joke about gatz strokin greggs ego and says a buddha joke. Gregg 10 seconds later says his joke would have been better if he would have said "walk on hot coals, instead of fire. DAMMIT. Fire coals? What the hell is that?"

Gregg tells vos to "get to your storyyyyy" not his voice.

Vos tries to tell a roast story but gregg interupts to tell them how he got good at radio and says its cause of brother wease. Rofl says he opening up cause people want him too and to be more revealing

Gregg says he "picked up a few things. Picked up a few things, barry gatz" from hangin out in weases studio. Roflll

Gregg is getting deep. Says how to do radio is to learn from someone and then spin it and make it your own. Haha revealin stuff gregg.

Vos makes a obvious joke about bill cosby not inowing those pills make u drousy back in the day cause they were still fresh. Gregg takes him literal and says cosby liked them ice cold out tho. Says vos is trying to justify what cosby did in a weird way. Vos tells him it was just a joke. Dope just says "alright good"

Gregg says whoever gatz is talkin bout a dick for askin gatz how long the interview will be. When gatz says why the guy asked, gregg just says "right"

Gregg makes an awful joke and justies it by saying "it was alright"

Gregg says jenner pissed him off lately cause he was hitting from the ladies tee while golfing. Says jenner should be hittin from the guys tee. Vos says it doesnt matter and good ol fighting gregg, who brought this up enthusiasm is now saying he doesnt cAre where jenner hits it from.

Gregg says it didnt piss him off he just wanted to bring it up cause he just seen it. (Gregg got his mind changed again cause he cant think for himself)

Gregg says right now he is a radio rockstar, but wants to know what he was back then. (No sarcasm)

Vos told a story about not goin in to write for a script so that he can do greggs show. Dope is too dumb to realize thay and says vos is just bringing it back to talk about himself again.

Gregg reads out a text he recieved "powerful energy. Yesss" not his voice

Vos makes a joke sayin tell lindsy i said hi. Gregg says it was his wife. Roflll

When talkin bout gaffigans show, gregg brags he was on it before. Vos says he was too. Gregg replies high pitched "alrighttt"

Gregg says no and yes in two different voices during gatz explaining something

Gregg says "cause thats illegal" after gatz says it on why he doesnt record jenner in starbucks.

"I auditioned lots of people" - gregg

Gregg tells vos he is cohosting the show today. Then gregg starts just making a high pitch noise and says "yes you are"

Gregg says "i got stories, mr katz. I got stories."

Gregg talkin bout how he turned down sirius and doesnt know what hes gonna do cause he aint happy. High pitched says "i..i dunno. We will see" on what he gonna do in the future(katz just talked about chappelle turning down comedy central, so now gregg is acting like he is like chappelle")

Gregg gets mad at vos for burping cause he says "this is very dramatic"

Gregg in an annoyed way asks bos if he just burped again. Then goes back to him acting like he can relate to chappelle.

Katz tells gregg he aint worried when his contract is up cause he can find somethig else and gregg says "yessss" in not his voice. (The yess sounded like gregg wants katz to bring up the chappelle comparison cause before this convo, katz was sayin how chappelle could make his comedy centtal money up another way. Gregg is just hopin katz makes the comparison)

Vos was jokin how boring katz story were and gregg angrily chimes in "those were funny, man"

Vos asks gregg if he meditates. Gregg offended by this says "yess. You fuck"

Vos asks him what he does and gregg can only answer him by saying "theres things. Theres things out there" not his voice

Barry asks if he does some specific type of it, gregg says he isnt that deep into it. Vos starts laughin cause he knows greggs lying and says we r puttin him through interregation. Gregg ignores him.

Vos says gregg does a lot of things that are gay like takin pics of sunsets. Gregg replies with "i like my sunsets"

Says him and katz shouldve done this without vos cause "you are feeling me, im feeling you" no sarcasm

Vos asks if he can do his plugs so that he can walk out the studio with barry katz. Gregg panics and gets all high pitched askin then who is he gonna do the show with. Vos tells him u just said you were going to commercial. Gregg says yeah but arent you coming back? Vos says yeah after the break. Gregg, knowing he sounded like he was pannicking says "okay lets talk higher then" in a high pitched voice, acting as if vos was talkin high pitched.

Vos says oh arent you a rockstar in response to gregg doing the comment above this one. Gregg says "oh boy am i gonna have a big head until I CHECK TWITTER"

Gregg asks whats wrong with him huggin vos. Vos says he has too much baggage on him. Gregg offended says "ughh no. I dont. Im pretty normal."

Gregg wants to promote the shows podcast. Says he looks on it and sees its "just hangin" in not his voice and says he makes himself feel better tho cause he knows people listen to it on the radio instead of checkin out the podcast.

Derosa says he put too much hair product in his hair. Derosa asks gregg what he puts in his and as gregg was going to answer, derosa says what gives it that shredded wheat look. Gregg lies and says he put too much hair stuff in as well.

Oh fuck. Lame ass sam morill in as well

Gregg is acting like he tips the handyman after derosa says u have to.

Gregg says he remembers all of derosas dumb tattoos from last time. Not 10 seconds later vos says he likes one of them and gregg says he does too and says "which tattoo is that covering up again?"

Morill says he seen greggs bball shots. Gregg says deep voice "you wanna play"

Gregg says to this day it frustrates him that he was too small to play bball.

Vos tells him he will play around the world with him and gregg gets annoyed by the challenge sayin "i will kick your ass"

Gregg says he knows basketball and says vos wont score a point.

Gregg claims he use to shoot 6-7 hours a day back in the day.

Adds in even on school days.

Gregg tried to continue about his baskeyball video but vos and derosa move on without him, and start talkin about derosas show yesterday when he was arguing with a caller.

Gregg gets annoyed that theyre doin radio without him and blurts out "omg. Vos, couldnt you have just said i heard you on the show yesterday and talkin to thay caller and just moved on"

Everyone kinda blows gregg off and continue to talk about it.

Gregg is silent.

Gregg changes subjects and says "anyone catch that world series?"

Vos says how the fuck can you just fall apart like that, talkin bout losing a 3-1 series. Vos then says tell us joe. Gregg says he knew he was setting up a joke there. Rofl ok gregg

Gregg asks vos if his dog yaps.

Gregg was all about askin derosa about his dog, but then merill makes a joke how boring it is. Gregg than acts like it was all vos asking the questions.

Derosa says to feed dogs chocolat to get em to relax. Gregg says chocalot?? Derosa has to tell him it was a joke. Gregg says "i know"

Derosa says chocolat can kill your dog. Gregg says no it just gives them horrendous diarriah.

Gregg excitingly says "oh erock has more about dogs and chocolat"

Erock says chocolat can eventually kill a dog.

Gregg says "oh really" in not his voice

Gets brought up certain fruits and vegatbles can kill your dog(its only grapes and raisins) greggs reaction is to blurt out "what? Onionnnnsss"

Gregg says "now we are talkin. Now we are learning. Now we are learning some thingss" not his voice

Morill and vos mock the topic of convo. Gregg says he thought it had some potential.

Gregg says he is deathly allergic to cats and dogs.

Vos jokes gregg is allergic to contracts and gregg fakes laugh since everyone in studio really r. Then gets seriou and says if vos only knew what he turned down he would be cryin in the corner(again. Acting like he is chappelle)

Gregg is talkin about bout his allergies, but isnt confident enough so he asks morill if its ok enough to talk about or is it boring. No sarcasm

Derosa makes a joke that gregg should just go to the shelter and ask whay dogs they give to pussies. Gregg doesnt get the joke and says he doesnt want a shelter dog. Then apologizes to anyone who got offmended by him saying that.

Derosa has to explain his joke to dumb gregg.

Gregg doesnt understand that a sick dog was at the vet that someone brought in that was sick and then didnt want it anymore so then vos took it.

Gregg asks morill again if he is bored with the convo. No sarcasm

Gregg says the way to train a dog not to pee in the house is to whack it in the nose really hard. Says thats how his family did it.

Derosa and vos crackin jokes to each other about dog training and gregg is being silent.

Gregg is trying to chine in saying so anyways.

Gregg got in there finally and says so anyways the cubs won the workd series. Thats what we were trying to say. (Rofll what? That was like 5 mins ago)

Vos says how we get to puppies then? Gregg says cause vis had to make it about himself again(gregg cabt stop sayin that)

Gregg keeps catering to morill trying to fit him into convos.

Derosa says the plugins on the computer isnt updated on the computer screen, greg fake laughs and says what a great observation. (Rofl what? Says it on the screen)

Gregg says to watch what they say about lohan cause her dad threatened to beat him up before. Just gregg pumping up the story again.

A producer tells gregg to turn derosas mic up. So gregg tells derosa to pit his headphones on maybe. (Is this idiot serious? Oh ya its gregg)

Of all people, gregg is sayin people shouldnt let celebrities influence their thinkin and to be a free thinker

Rofl gregg tries to show off his pearl jam knowledge when derosa says pj was jammin to some when he seen them, he rhinks it was even flow, and gregg interupts to say it was prolly "alive" to be honest with ya. Rofl whatt

Derosa tells him no. Gregg says "alright"

Gregg asks morill what he thinks about bernie endorsing hillary right away and after morills answer he just says "thank you". (Why is he thabkin his guest for answering his question rofl)

Gregg wants erock to plug their podcast. And he plugs his twitter. Rofl

They come back to some song wease opened his song with and derosa and morril are shitting on it and vos earlier said he liked it so gregg acting like theyre playin it cause vos he said liked it.

Derosa makes a joke about the song and gregg tells derosa he likes that one. Rofl gregg feels the need to still tell someone he likes their jokes.

Gregg is sayin his ears are shot from radio. (Over exaggerating douche)

Gregg doin the usual of readin an article in a hacky voice cause he knows he is dumb and prolly mess it up

Gregg says vos smashin derosas popcorn was impressive cause it went a couple ft.

Gregg says "i like the joe derosa on radio"

Gregg is mad at derosa for derosa rantin to a caller who doesnt like him, and derosa going at the caller for havin to work for a boss. You can tell gregg got mad about it and keeps takin the caller sides in a disguise he just trying to make derosas fanbase not mad at him when in reality, gregg took it personal

Gregg says derosa got the phones lit with his rant and thats good "with my business" in a condecending way.

Gregg lets out a gregg laugh when a caller says his rant made him sound like a douche.

Gregg tries to say successful but says sexsessful when saying "my show is already sexsessful"

Gregg says he is pushing for 100k subscribers on youtube so he plugs it to end the show. Rofl