How the users of /r/opieandanthony pick up chicks.

10  2016-11-05 by r_joerogan2

22 comments

She all sassy even when she trapped in a cage. I bet she really turns the tables on him in a believable fashion. In the end, he will be the pet, thanks to her girl power mind abilities. Period. Fucking Hanibal Lector, that lady!

As if her will wouldn't be broken within hours. Nope, this 20-something diner waitress has more mental strength than SAS or Navy Seals.

A movie about a woman being locked up in a cage is too feminist for this sub. I'm proud of you guys.

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Exactly, the few cases where women/girls were kidnapped and not killed within a 2 days- a week, they took years of abuse and earned trust over time to eventually escape. Or you somehow fight him off immediately and never end up in rape dungeon to begin with. If you end up in a cage and get all uppity on day 2, he's gonna kill you and not take the risk of getting caught.

10 Cloverfield Lane was interesting.

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Yeah. Spoiler Alert: She sets him on fire!

GIRRRL POWER!!!

I don't really get a "girls rule" vibe from this trailer. Seems like a normal movie

Why are women such fuckin psychopaths??

They need to make up for the physical inferiority

Trapped by bicycle lock with only 10000 combinations
At one guess per second, average escape time is 83 minutes
Her solution is to pull on it

Good thing he picked a waitress

What a weird sequel to Lost.

It's weird seeing the Orion logo before new movies.

For real this was the weirdest thing in that whole trailer for me

No, I do it by parking my mercedes at junior highs and jerking off hoping they'll see from the sidewalk.

That looks pretty good, actually.

Ugh, another alt account from that guy that wants to fuck Joe Rogan and hates this sub for not welcoming him with high fives.

...wearing a hernia belt...

I thought this looked great at first until I realized its just gonna be another girl power movie. It still might be good but itll be too predictable.

I'm usually less subtle than this

no need for foreplay, i get straight to the needle jabbing and caging

We all owe a debt of gratitude to Gary Heidnik. Lock a few hoes down into a dry well and toss them some cold hot dogs every couple of days. He was a pioneer whose work should be studied and lauded.

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