we just added you to the list too, fawkin piece a gahbage.

You know how birds fly in one direction until one single shit head abruptly turns 90 degrees and they all follow? We're birds.

Pigeons to be exact.

YOULL EAT MY CRUMBS I GIVE YOU FOR SUSTENANCE BECAUSE I AM YOUR PIGEON LORD, alright Kurt calm it down there. YOU WILL ALL MISS LIKING MY STATUS LIKE IT WAS A MAJOR PART OF YOUR DAY, holy shit how delusional can one person get, but when you team with sherrod your heads not working right clearly.

I'm actually one of the few people here who likes Kurt metzger. He's an undeniably great comic. Even his enemies probably agree that white precious is one of the best specials of the last decade. I think he's just very annoyed by the fact that knowledge of the inner workings of his line of work is now very accessible to average joes thanks to podcasts and Twitter. He hates when people outside the entertainment industry comment on it and make themselves a part of it, the same way doctors hate when their patients question their diagnosis because it contradicts what they read on webMD. So he doubles down on shitting on people who are on the outside looking in. I get it (but I still find it funny that he gets so worked up about it). I still hate Sherrod Small though. I don't know what Kurt sees in him.

Kurt WAS a great comic, but somewhere in the first year of Racewars something changed in Kurt. He stopped making jokes and got too serious and preachy. KUrt was one of my favorite comedians but the old Kurt is gone, the new sjw preaching faggot metzger is complete and utter dogshit. Even big Jay said that Kurt changed when he was going on those long winded Facebook rants and at one point telling Jay to stop saying the word Tranny in his jokes. Self word policing metzger is awful.

The rants that got him in trouble were explicitly anti-SJW. What the fuck are you talking about?

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I can deny that actually. There is no great Metzger bit people quote, besides unintended bits like the Civilian rant.

All of White Precious is great.

He's an undeniably great comic.

That's a bold statement. Please provide a link to an example of his greatness. I haven't seen or heard anything from him that would support that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzUuvz_KoMo

Just minimize and ignore the stupid animation. It's one of my favorite bits from his hour special.

Was the "unfuckable children" line your favorite part?

Oh I am a fan of Kurt, its hilarious how he walks in to anywhere and demands usb ports. Kurt stands above the normal comics like voss or bobby hes in an Atell tier and I don't think he gives himself enough credit and that is why he has a strange confident aggressiveness instead of letting things go. I get the pigeon thing its a little less condescending than civilians is, but it's a funny thought to think his facebook posts matter to anyone else but him.

These niggas look like birds

This is perfect.

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The try hards trash them too.

We get faggots who write posts like "comedy just doesn't make me laugh anymore."

I never see Attell get hate here either and he shouldn't. Arguably the funniest comic ever.

cuz insomniac was one of the best shows on late night tv

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Fuck Breuer

"we", "us" - a homo.

Every single time, lol @ any feeble minded dink who believes such a pool of miscreants with astronomically varying degrees of mental illness and social dysfunction could ever reach a consolidated official opinion.

other than opie and brother joe being the worst trainwrecks

I don't like Jim anymore, he's an out-of-touch, desperate for affection old man with the same "who cares, why is this news" opinion about everything.

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You forgot Sherrod, Vic and Distefano. The trifecta of noises as i like to call them.

Opie really picks the best of 'em, huh?

we

you can have your own thoughts and opinions.

dont be such a pushover pansy.

Than don't

OP, how could you miss Bill Burr in your analyses.

Dumb nigger.

We hate everyone, including each other.

If you cannot keep up with that then go fuck a cat.

I don't have room in my heart for hatred. When my enemy slaps my cheek I turn the other and shit in his mouth.

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Oh, don't forget, Sam Roberts is funnier than George Carlin!

I fucking hate everyone, especially all of you cunts

Fuck off you faggot.

Hate whomever you please.

What are you a HOMO? Try harder.

Slow your role newfag, everyone has hated Louis the Cuck CK for at least a year. Get with the program. The only fringe player is Ronnie B. I feel a wall is going to break where people might start hating his new show.

Ron does a lot of douchey stuff (takes criticism only a modicum better than Gregg, wears multiple pairs of glasses to cover a bald spot, fake tough guy act) but him being actually funny and pretty generally true to himself gets a pass.

Ron gets his stupid daughter a job that pays way higher than she deserves and takes money to compliment movies on air because he is Philly white trash that's doing his job. The difference between him and the Opester is the self awareness Bennington has, plus the fact Bennington seems to know his place in the world.

Meanwhile, Opie is just a feygele.

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Pigeons to be exact.

I'm actually one of the few people here who likes Kurt metzger. He's an undeniably great comic. Even his enemies probably agree that white precious is one of the best specials of the last decade. I think he's just very annoyed by the fact that knowledge of the inner workings of his line of work is now very accessible to average joes thanks to podcasts and Twitter. He hates when people outside the entertainment industry comment on it and make themselves a part of it, the same way doctors hate when their patients question their diagnosis because it contradicts what they read on webMD. So he doubles down on shitting on people who are on the outside looking in. I get it (but I still find it funny that he gets so worked up about it). I still hate Sherrod Small though. I don't know what Kurt sees in him.

This is perfect.

These niggas look like birds