Reminder: Roland is a fat piece of shit

74  2016-11-04 by 3stepsbackward

36 comments

Loved hearing CQ tear into him on jim and sam.

Jim: "He's fat? I didn't even notice it... Colin:" Oh! And how!"

Looks like The Penguin from Batman Returns.

One of the few reminders I genuinely don't need. He is indeed portly excrement.

Jesus Christ, isn't he like 35?

glad this got posted Fridaywide.

Him and Bobby get zooted off heart pressure meds and hit the restaurants on the weekends.

How does one let themselves go that much?.... how old is this bald fat fuck?

He was 14 years old

If he lives another year he will have tits just as big as Opie's.

good thing he wears shirts that fit him ( he doesn't)

I just heard his stupid fucking laugh on some youtube video I was listening to today I almost forgot how much I hate him

ew hes bald too?

grody

Brutal.

Jesus Christ, this fatso needs to get some button ups from the big and tall store to cover his shame.

Imagine the lucky lady that gets that on top of her!

The only way he isn't a virgin is if he pays for a hooker. I'd be shocked if he's had sex more than 5 times in his life

Imagining it is the only way it will ever happen, because it will never happen in real life.

But don't make him angry.

He's craaaaaaaaazy

At least he doesn't call himself a comedian.

In 6 months, he likely won't be calling himself alive, either.

This asshole makes Abdullah The Butcher seem svelte.

And both carry their own forks.

Roland, more like fawkin' roll-and get stuck. Double puns cock-suckah

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His muumuu is just a little tight.

What a blob.

Somebody needs to photoshop it so he's reading Go Dog Go.

He actually does look like Big A here.

He's the physical representation of a goblin.

Nice tits fatso.What no mirrors in the house?

THATS ROLAND??? Jesus.

It always pissed me off when this zero of a man was touted as being merciless at ripping into people by Opie and Anthony. How could anyone be insulted by a fat, ugly mess with the voice of a girl and the charisma of a rock?

Maybe the fattest.