r/opieandanthony: Pattor is one uppity gnome

28 [deleted] 2016-11-04

The first reply to this tweet: "Patton, seriously, thank god for you during this election cycle" Fucking YUCK

10 CoyoteeBongwater 2016-11-04

Yuck is right, I wonder what that person had against his wife

16 the_kronkez 2016-11-04

She didn't agree to fuck him because he wasn't a nigger

8 _TheConsumer_ 2016-11-04

Thank God for you and your King of Queens and that one episode of Seinfeld insight during this election cycle.

Few brains are more revered in our time.

1 [deleted] 2016-11-04

his follower fags actually go onto troll dolls twitter everyday to get the "news."

-1 thank_mr_skeltal_bot 2016-11-04

also thank mr skeltal for good bones and calcium

23 TheHarpoons 2016-11-04

I'm definitely no conservative but why the fuck do these liberal comedians think they are the authority on who is or isn't smart. Who the fuck is Patton Oswalt to be the judge on who is or isn't intelligent? He tells jokes about movies for a living

6 Clint0nBukowski 2016-11-04

mid 40 Gen Xers are fucking super annoying with this shit.

3 bonniesretardsister 2016-11-04

Not just movies, faggot comic book and sci-fi shit that tends to be popular with downies.

3 ckb614 2016-11-04

Probably had something to do with Huckabee calling the media "low IQ" for making fun of his shitty analogy.

18 GRIZx 2016-11-04

Patton needs to be humbled, it's like he forgot that "he gets paid to tell dick jokes for money." ( a Patrice quote)

11 KingDonaldTrump 2016-11-04

Yeah someone should kill his fucking wife or something.

1 Doc_McCoy79 2016-11-04

John Edward Gammel.

2 literalotherkin 2016-11-04

Not getting the Memento thing?

8 bornrevolution 2016-11-04

i really don't get why celebrities or professional athletes or ANYONE THAT ISN'T A POLITICIAN think their political opinion matters at all, to anyone.

it doesn't, you fat fuck. be more funny.

7 bonniesretardsister 2016-11-04

Because he has a massive inferiority complex so he tries so hard to sound smarter than he is. Said complex also may have driven him to murder.

7 [deleted] 2016-11-04

Most comedians have "Carlinitis".

"Ya i know you liked my joke about genitals on twitter but now i want to get serious and talk about..."

7 bonniesretardsister 2016-11-04

But they forget Carlin (and Hicks) had jokes. These fags and cunts just want to say "Republicans are dumb" and "Can you believe Trump grabs pussies?" so they can get an applause break.

2 Clint0nBukowski 2016-11-04

The thing about hicks is that most the shit he said a lot of people could agree with. It was political shit that mattered. 30 years later everyone is such a pussy, they aren't fighting for real rights. They are fighting for proper nouns to refer people as. Could you imagine if Hicks knew that people wanted to be referred to as "they" instead of he or she? Not trans people. Just fucking SJW kids. He'd have a 20 minute bit that would write itself. Hicks for for freedom of speech.

2 the_kronkez 2016-11-04

I would like a link to that sir

7 GRIZx 2016-11-04

I'd. Have to revisit 400 hours of Patrice on O&A but the quote goes ( Patrice to another comic that was taking himself too seriously) "Never forget that you tell dick jokes to people on stage for money" for some reason I wanna say it was around the time that Patrice filmed his special.

1 the_kronkez 2016-11-04

Thanks

1 bornrevolution 2016-11-04

if it was a clip where patton was on air with patrice then i imagine it's in that ~6 hour compilation of every time patton was in studio.

it's actually pretty good, i used to love his appearences before he got all hyper-SJW.

3 CIAshill18081990 2016-11-04

Patton was never on with patrice afaik

9 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-11-04

Is this the same Patton Oswalt from the famous Patton Oswalt murder case?

2 china-blast 2016-11-04

You mean the Golden State Killer?

8 [deleted] 2016-11-04