We used to have a homeless man named Garlic that would sleep under the bridges in town. He had a habit of incontinence and alcohol abuse and last I heard he got kicked out of the last bar that would have him because he tripped and shit himself walking in. So yay on Garlic.
cut in half, slather in olive oil salt and pepper, face down on a pan, oven for 45 mins on 350. scrape the spaghettis out when it's cool enough to touch, then make a meat lasagna where you use the spaghetti squash strands in place of the noodles.
Anything using this roasting technique will produce a tasty dish... Reminder to scoop the seeds out! I also separate the seeds from the squash guts and roast them along side the squash halves. I spray them with coconut oil and salt them before cooking and remove them when theyre brown. Eat them shell and all, they taste great.
Sit the jar of prego on a chair, remove your heavily stained sweatpants... forcefully jam the open bottle into your anus, then squeeze your sphincter muscles until you hear a loud POP!
gotta cut the bitch in half. top to bottom. put the halves face down in an inch of water in a pan in the oven at 325 for 20-30 minutes. rake a fork on the inside of the halves to remove the strands. once i have the strands on i usually cook it in a pan on the stove in butter and seasoned with salt and pepper. shits good. and good for ya!
peckas
If you want it quick, cut it in half, scoop the seeds out, put both halves face down in a glass baking dish with about 1/4" of water, cover with cling wrap and microwave for 15-20 minutes.
Scoop out when its cool enough to touch and season with garlic powder, salt and pepper.
13 comments
8 Dagidugidai 2016-11-04
Yeah you fucking put some spaghetti on your chair and you sit on it and squash it with your butt you fat mother fucker fuck shit fuck gay
6 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2016-11-04
Olive oil and kosher salt. Oven roast that shit fam.
1 RacksDiciprine 2016-11-04
Yay or nay on Garlic?
4 ArkL 2016-11-04
We used to have a homeless man named Garlic that would sleep under the bridges in town. He had a habit of incontinence and alcohol abuse and last I heard he got kicked out of the last bar that would have him because he tripped and shit himself walking in. So yay on Garlic.
2 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2016-11-04
Oh, looks like we got us a fancy man!
5 cacophonousdrunkard 2016-11-04
cut in half, slather in olive oil salt and pepper, face down on a pan, oven for 45 mins on 350. scrape the spaghettis out when it's cool enough to touch, then make a meat lasagna where you use the spaghetti squash strands in place of the noodles.
Its pretty godamn good bruh.
3 DerpalSherpa 2016-11-04
Anything using this roasting technique will produce a tasty dish... Reminder to scoop the seeds out! I also separate the seeds from the squash guts and roast them along side the squash halves. I spray them with coconut oil and salt them before cooking and remove them when theyre brown. Eat them shell and all, they taste great.
2 nazereth1 2016-11-04
Rogan, comment?
2 GRIZx 2016-11-04
Sit the jar of prego on a chair, remove your heavily stained sweatpants... forcefully jam the open bottle into your anus, then squeeze your sphincter muscles until you hear a loud POP!
2 thursdaynevercomes 2016-11-04
gotta cut the bitch in half. top to bottom. put the halves face down in an inch of water in a pan in the oven at 325 for 20-30 minutes. rake a fork on the inside of the halves to remove the strands. once i have the strands on i usually cook it in a pan on the stove in butter and seasoned with salt and pepper. shits good. and good for ya! peckas
2 i_saw_nothing 2016-11-04
If you want it quick, cut it in half, scoop the seeds out, put both halves face down in a glass baking dish with about 1/4" of water, cover with cling wrap and microwave for 15-20 minutes.
Scoop out when its cool enough to touch and season with garlic powder, salt and pepper.
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1 Dannyprecise 2016-11-04
My ex would. You'd just have to be her subordinate and have a dick and she will show you (and also fuck you).
1 Frontpagenews87 2016-11-04
Step 1. Find a women Step 2. Tell her to cook it for you