A midget, a genetic disaster, a gay rapist and some guy walk into a bar...

13  2016-11-03 by McGowan9

39 comments

Oh god Jim wore that shirt because ellis is a big metallica fan and that was that bullshit invite only metallica show. Jim is essentially wearing a corporate retreat weekend giveaway shirt to impress another middle aged man child. Jesus christ Jim, have some dignity.

This is the kind of info you can only get here. I love it.

He also probably didn't want to risk Ellis asking him a question on air about Ali, Pride, or Tyson that he'd obviously know nothing about. Metallica was the safe play.

I GIVE UP, WHAT IS PHOTOSHOP AND WHAT IS REAL ANYMORE?!

SAMMY HAS CHILDREN'S LEGS?

JIM ISN'T WEARING SCRUB DADDY/JOHNNY CASH

MR. RAIN'S KNIFE IS THE SAME LENGTH AS SAMMY'S FEMUR? BUT HIS HAND'S WIDTH IS HALF THE BLADE.. SO DOES THAT MEAN HE CAN JERK OFF SAM'S LEG?

Right guy looks like Mr. Rain's rentboy, fuck his faggot shadow puppet shirt.

Sam has the legs of a 70 year old woman.

So does Jim, only they're in his sock drawer.

I'd say more 90 year old woman. And a extremely frail, malnourished 90 year old at that.

Jimmy is starting to look like Chloe from Fight Club.

"I have amyl nitrates, lubricants, dirty movies at my apartment..."

Who doesnt like them hairless and weak?

Damn Ellis is so extreme maaaaan. Look at those tats and dat huge fawkin knife!! He's living life on the edge and he don't give a care who knows it!

If I had a dick, I'd jack it right now. All i have is an oversized clit

Fuuuuck

Why is he holding a knife?

Because he's crazy extreme dude! Deal with it!

I just can't, it's too extreme

You don't think it's a cool and appropriate look for a middle aged father of 2?

Not particularly no

The way sam actually tries to look young hip & but at the same time trying to pull off the careless "I just threw this shit on" look....IT BUGS ME

Never Forget - Jim Jeffries schools Opie on shit jason ellis radio

And yet Sam and Jim also go along with "extreme" ellis today. Fuck him.

THOSE LEGS AREN'T PHOTOSHOPPED

HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAH

Ugh why the knife? Blowing dudes and mma wasn't extreme enough?

Apparently not. You have to wonder about his "fiancee." What kind of a woman is ok with her guy occasionally getting blown by random men in a gym steam room? She can compete with other women but not with men. Weird.

Well, I bet you didn't know she was also EXTREME! But yeah it's a weird dynamic

Jim looks like he gave bam bam bigelow his aids

What is Sam's expression called?

Mong.

Fucking christ Sam eat a goddamn burger, you're looking diseased out here

Jim's wearing lipstick again.

Sam has the legs of The Goddess Bunny.

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He's wearing a bullet necklace so everyone knows he's dangerous and could go off at any time. What a badass.

That guy has a lot of tattoos and he wears skateboarding sneakers. I bet he's cool.

Are same hips photoshopped?

Who's the bigger poser: Jason Ellis or Troy Quan?

4/10 of the world's entire stock of faggotry for the day was used in that photo.

You call dat a knife or sumthin? Tss

Member's of the gay choir Proud Boys.

Sam has enviable thigh gap.