Generic Halloween Update Thread

0  2016-11-01 by F_H_Rileys_MaitreD

Working at the bar. Not as many creeps and faggots as I had initially feared. Still enough.

Polish Jersey Guido here wore enough cologne for every male in this bar and the next one. Smells like he swam in a cologne river It is like he is trying to pass a cologne legacy on to future generations of his family.

You could merely brush against this guy and have enough cologne reserves for 2-3 days.

3 comments

1  iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-11-01

Polish Jersey Guido is the most redundant way to say moron ever. I skipped out on going to the bar tonight because I was on quite the bender. I should be asleep now, happy Halloween bro.

1  F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2016-11-01

Thanks. Mad headaches and not an extra dollar from any of these peckahs.

1  iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-11-01

Yep, you have the wrong kind of crowd for tipping haha. Hopefully somebody gets blackout drunk and maxes out their credit card as he says "I'm gonna come here more often" 55 times.