Jesus. I'm sitting here alone half-drunk watching my security camera to see if any little shits decide to steal my entire honor system Halloween bowl. The Opester somehow made my night even worse with that tweet.
I didn't get a single little bastard this year. It's like the neighborhood got a memo about me knocking up my girlfriend behind my wife's back and paying her to terminate the pregnancy and they want to keep their kids away from that.
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5 andycumiashow 2016-10-31
Jesus. I'm sitting here alone half-drunk watching my security camera to see if any little shits decide to steal my entire honor system Halloween bowl. The Opester somehow made my night even worse with that tweet.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2016-10-31
You should up the stakes and use full bars.
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5 andycumiashow 2016-10-31
I didn't get a single little bastard this year. It's like the neighborhood got a memo about me knocking up my girlfriend behind my wife's back and paying her to terminate the pregnancy and they want to keep their kids away from that.
2 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-10-31
I don't think your neighbors care where you cum as long as it's away from their kids haha.
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2 bellboy1973 2016-10-31
What? You guys don't like the guy who fucks old women in a cult?
1 Ant_Sucks 2016-10-31
Miss you babe.
1 PauxFas 2016-10-31
Good luck bro
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