Just Vos' bio from his website

13  2016-10-31 by salmon_fillet

7 comments

If a 6th Grade English Teacher wanted to gauge the writing comprehension levels of his newest class of recent Elementary School graduates by assigning them to write a small bio about a stand up comedian, I could see this being turned in and given a favorable grade.

I'm a dopey crackhead who talks like I'm constantly gargling a clam and my wife is the one with talent and success. Chris Rock pity hires me to write jokes for him once-in-a-while so I don't commit suicide. Check out my new comedy cassette tape. Available now, nowhere, ever, because it sucks, but not as much as I suck as a father.

I'll be at the Chuckle Hut this Tuesday at 6pm. See you there!

This-- is not great.

Geocities.com/category/comedy/user=rvos630/bio.html

"(That's not confusing.)" made me laugh but why does this look so Web 1.0?

This reads like he transcribed it to Bonnie, who couldn't be bothered to do anything but make sure the spelling is right.

So you can hire him to golf with you? I'd call that sad if he didn't play seafood restaurants.

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