If a 6th Grade English Teacher wanted to gauge the writing comprehension levels of his newest class of recent Elementary School graduates by assigning them to write a small bio about a stand up comedian, I could see this being turned in and given a favorable grade.
I'm a dopey crackhead who talks like I'm constantly gargling a clam and my wife is the one with talent and success. Chris Rock pity hires me to write jokes for him once-in-a-while so I don't commit suicide. Check out my new comedy cassette tape. Available now, nowhere, ever, because it sucks, but not as much as I suck as a father.
I'll be at the Chuckle Hut this Tuesday at 6pm. See you there!
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13 OkaySeriouslyBro 2016-10-31
If a 6th Grade English Teacher wanted to gauge the writing comprehension levels of his newest class of recent Elementary School graduates by assigning them to write a small bio about a stand up comedian, I could see this being turned in and given a favorable grade.
9 MedicatedHead 2016-10-31
I'm a dopey crackhead who talks like I'm constantly gargling a clam and my wife is the one with talent and success. Chris Rock pity hires me to write jokes for him once-in-a-while so I don't commit suicide. Check out my new comedy cassette tape. Available now, nowhere, ever, because it sucks, but not as much as I suck as a father.
I'll be at the Chuckle Hut this Tuesday at 6pm. See you there!
6 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2016-10-31
This-- is not great.
4 TrackSuitVos 2016-10-31
Geocities.com/category/comedy/user=rvos630/bio.html
2 SlurpeeMolot 2016-10-31
"(That's not confusing.)" made me laugh but why does this look so Web 1.0?
2 DanisRibs 2016-10-31
This reads like he transcribed it to Bonnie, who couldn't be bothered to do anything but make sure the spelling is right.
1 bonniesretardsister 2016-10-31
So you can hire him to golf with you? I'd call that sad if he didn't play seafood restaurants.
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