Artie vs Tom Cruise

11  2016-10-31 by YouFuckinBitch

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Artie's the only one there who refuses to lick Tom Cruise's asshole.

Yeah, the rest of em was all licking ben stiller, those guys was gettin fresh or sumthin

Its amazing him and Jimmy are the only ones trying to make the show listenable, Ben is desperately trying to dodge any question and Howard is just trying to get Beth scoops a la Star Magazine and get invited to a fucking Zoolander 2 screening or some shit.

Artie was fucking great in this clip tho

Howard obviously hated Artie by this point. Artie is bashing Tom Cruise like Howard would have during his prime, meanwhile Howard is asking "how do I get Tom Cruise to come to my house?" This is emasculated, post-comedy Howie.

Artie later admitted that he was overreacting and Tom really wasn't that mean to him. Just asked to him to come through a door faster or something and Artie got mad at his tone.

jimmy looks high as fuck

He does like his pot, he probably gobbles benzos when he's in places he can smoke or bring pot.