If I had to hype myself up and brag about having friends to a sub reddit dedicated to a dead radio show, just to be happy. I'd eat a 12 gauge sandwich.

Only someone from this sub would refer to a statement about having friends as "hype" because it's so unbelievable to your average /r/O&A poster

Also I like how you overly-explained what the sub is like we don't already know so you could sound more erudite when you're just padding your character count

I usually like you, but this thread reeks of insecurity and overcompensation.

He's a fuckin bellend dude.. he messages me almost everyday telling me I'm lonely.. the guys a creepy weirdo gimp

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They referred to it as hype because its how you made it seem, like youre doing air punches into the mirror like Rocky because "hey...no matter how bad I have it at least I have friends unlike the people on the extremely obscure website I'm a part of...things are good!" Punch Punch Punch! You would think if you were more invested in your personal life whatever bothered you on here wouldnt bother you as much....so I cant help but think you do come off as weirdly bitter for this... come on man, I would agree with you but dont get that mad over this shit...cheer up bro.

Nobody likes you here because you're a grandstanding cunt. Making posts like you do doesn't make you well adjusted, it just shows how bitter and butthurt you are about some people being friends for whatever reason.

bitter and butthurt

Dunno man, sounds kind of like how you're reacting to this post

edit: In fact, by the tone of the responses I'm getting, it sounds like my post may have hit a little too close to home for some of you.

If what I'm saying isn't true, why rail so hard against me? Wouldn't you just ignore it and move on? People tend to react most to accusations that have some truth in them, like how a straight man isn't bothered by being called gay but the "straight" guy with secret homo fantasies will instantly lash out at any question of his sexuality, i.e. Anthony/Keith the Cop/Joseph Cumia

"Dunno man" eugh just fuck off.

Little bitter, huh?

It's cool man, your male hormones will override all that estrogen one day.

Aw, that's the last reply? Come on man, you've still gotta establish your 'subreddit cred' right?

I mean, you said no one here likes me so that must be the penultimate achievement right? Being liked by a collection of truckers and dope-shooting twenty-somethings with social and gender issues?

edit: I forgot at least one of you likes to pretend you're a woman

Penultimate doesn't mean what you think it means.

Source: I'm a huge faggot

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If you knew anything about this sub you would know that "just ignore it and move on" wasn't a possibility. People here will obsess and rail on anything mildly annoying. You're just coming off as pathetic, dude. Quit pitchin' a fit about it.

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Cool, man.

Your first comment read: 'tl;dr you have friends?'

Then you got self-conscious and edited it, really fast. It's the internet bro, you don't have to be that scared of what you post. It's not gonna bite you.

I decided I didnt want to ask a question. Its hilarious how quick you are to troll people here.

Nah, I think you got self-conscious. Trolling would imply what I'm saying isn't true.

You are such a gimp

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I'm achieving my goal of being an online beacon of joy for others.

You seem like a well-adjusted person by your lack of sudden 8-year-old level insult and therefore my post wasn't directed towards you.

If you wanna fit in here, you have to be more absurdly reactionary and try to adopt the mentality of a 14 year old boy who just got broken up with by his first girlfriend. The more pms you send to people without a response, the better.

Tell us, which one of these users hurt you?

It was u/Ihaveaholeinmyass

I'm not proud to recognize usernames but they had a long back and forth comment chain around here somewhere and it seemed to have turned this guy very bitter

I should show you the messages he sends me.. the guys very odd

I would love a little taste

Looks like his accounts been deleted.. what a weird guy

Are you fighting with particular people here or is this a "my meds ran out early by the end of the month" thing?

You guys with the dozens of alts never give any context for your insults.

He's fighting with u/ihaveaholeinmyass

I feel a MASSIVE sense of shame for knowing that, but I just happened to notice this u/accidentalrennaisanc guy gets mad really easily, I think its because he forgot to put the e on the end of his name LOL

I'm not really fighting with him.. he just keeps messaging me and leavin negative comments on my comments.. iv tried to be nice to him cuz I think he's a little on the spectrum, but he really is a sad little prick

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Like many people, I sometimes need a reminder that life could be a lot worse, so I've bookmarked your account overview. Keep up the good work; the last 48 hours have been particularly inspiring.

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Such confidence from someone living in their parents' basement.

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Great story, nig.

You're right. I wish I had friends I could call up to hang out. Your life sounds cool.

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Only someone from this sub would refer to a statement about having friends as "hype" because it's so unbelievable to your average /r/O&A poster

Also I like how you overly-explained what the sub is like we don't already know so you could sound more erudite when you're just padding your character count

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I usually like you, but this thread reeks of insecurity and overcompensation.

Tell us, which one of these users hurt you?

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They referred to it as hype because its how you made it seem, like youre doing air punches into the mirror like Rocky because "hey...no matter how bad I have it at least I have friends unlike the people on the extremely obscure website I'm a part of...things are good!" Punch Punch Punch! You would think if you were more invested in your personal life whatever bothered you on here wouldnt bother you as much....so I cant help but think you do come off as weirdly bitter for this... come on man, I would agree with you but dont get that mad over this shit...cheer up bro.

I would love a little taste