The people who live there are proud of being pushy and stupid. When you meet one, they can't wait to tell you where they're from, so you'll understand as soon as possible why they've been pushy and stupid since they started talking to you. They seem to love that "oh, figures" dimness of irritated acknowledgement that dawns in your eyes.
What a weird article. I love how he throws in "I live in Montclair, NJ, now, but I never forget my roots. Don’t forget yours." at the very end. Its so weird to get that angry when you don't even live there any more. That and his weird gay detour into worshiping Colin Jost.
All I know about Staten Island comes from Ghostface and Raekwon crime story raps and the Cropsey documentary. Baseheads getting thrown out of windows and child murderers living in tunnels under an insane asylum. What's not to like?
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38 Fluxywild 2016-10-30
To be fair, Staten Island is absolute shit.
16 packitchofsositch 2016-10-30
The people who live there are proud of being pushy and stupid. When you meet one, they can't wait to tell you where they're from, so you'll understand as soon as possible why they've been pushy and stupid since they started talking to you. They seem to love that "oh, figures" dimness of irritated acknowledgement that dawns in your eyes.
9 bonniesretardsister 2016-10-30
You watch your mouth about the Wu Tang Clan.
3 clay-davis 2016-10-30
Nothing to fuck with.
3 bonniesretardsister 2016-10-30
They cause more family feuds than Richard Dawson.
2 liquidmachete 2016-10-30
Because they rip it hardcore like porno flick bitches and roll with groups of ghetto bastards with bisquits.
3 carribbeanjimmy 2016-10-30
Yeah, but you're not supposed to admit that in public
24 RatherPleasent 2016-10-30
He fucking buried this cock sucker with that line.
1 rottenseed 2016-10-30
What a wannabe. Fucking faggot would be shining shoes
23 johnnymcjonny 2016-10-30
What a weird article. I love how he throws in "I live in Montclair, NJ, now, but I never forget my roots. Don’t forget yours." at the very end. Its so weird to get that angry when you don't even live there any more. That and his weird gay detour into worshiping Colin Jost.
1 stinksskc 2016-10-30
Lmao, triggered
16 cakehornnigga 2016-10-30
Sometimes Pete sounds like a try hard, but I love him for shit like this. He has a lot to lose, but he doesn't give a hoot. God bless him
8 TheAmazingPearl 2016-10-30
I agree. He is quite the edgy tween.
14 skankhunt420lol 2016-10-30
That guy is so upset.
10 arrogantsquirrel 2016-10-30
I have a feeling Pete gets away with a lot because people don't realize he's white.
1 John_Gulbunny 2016-10-30
His mom must have some Moor because the pictures I've seen of his dad he is very white
1 TotallyNotObsi 2016-10-30
His mother looks like she's hiding a recessive black gene though.
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7 RahnBayngtin 2016-10-30
As a fan of The Wu-Tang Clan, I must say: That list of "famous" people from S.I. Is the most embarrassing thing I have ever seen.
1 bonniesretardsister 2016-10-30
Aguilera claims suburban Pittsburgh as home, that's how little she gives a shit.
1 stinksskc 2016-10-30
"of prosecutor Marcia clark" lmao
1 liquidmachete 2016-10-30
AND JUSTICE FOR OTTO PETERSEN!!
5 evadcobra1 2016-10-30
Lol at the butthurt reporter from the NY Post
3 bellboy1973 2016-10-30
Pete always looks like hes a vampire. I forget that's his own skin with probably a good amount of make up
2 TotallyNotObsi 2016-10-30
He's dying from Crohn's disease
3 strappingyoungladdie 2016-10-30
why does he want to fuck Colin Jost so much?
2 thrillated 2016-10-30
We all know your dad is really alive, dude.
18 EncinoEscobar 2016-10-30
Did you know 300 Jews didn't show up to work at the Trade Centre on 9/11? Also 500 blacks but that's unrelated
1 RaqioFan 2016-10-30
👏
1 TotallyNotObsi 2016-10-30
http://i.imgur.com/XcwIkdZ.jpg
The face of a man who moved away from the bastion of civilization that Staten Island is.
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1 anaLog1989 2016-10-30
I don't give a fuck about Pete really, but that faggy article stinks of butt hurt.
1 Dennyislife 2016-10-30
Pete has a special skill of winding up butthurt men much older than he is
1 Suvario 2016-10-30
His name is Balsamini because he doesn't need to use much hair product on that dead rodent he wears as a hat.
Or sumthin.
1 itrits 2016-10-30
So, my takeaway from this is Pete will be voting for Hilary this election.
1 Kenn_13 2016-10-30
This guy actually lectured him about people dying on 9/11?
1 pitt1991 2016-10-30
Regular Joe?
1 turnthemaround 2016-10-30
He could star in Mr. Robot
1 Scott_Vertical 2016-10-30
All I know about Staten Island comes from Ghostface and Raekwon crime story raps and the Cropsey documentary. Baseheads getting thrown out of windows and child murderers living in tunnels under an insane asylum. What's not to like?
-1 Billyassman 2016-10-30
Who dis dassabesso salami?