The validity of Tefft

333  2016-10-30 by TheRealJimNorton

I can make no promises, but I am attempting to have Travis Tefft's Twitter handle verified. Twitter has informed me that all they need to do that is his photo ID and proof his mother didn't choose a random cock over seeing him for the rest of her life. We're working on it.

69 comments

63  andycumiashow 2016-10-30

God bless you, Yimmy. My favorite worm.

50  Vulgah 2016-10-30

can you verify BaldOpie on twitter too?

26  whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-10-30

He's a well-known public figure

10  racemic_mixture 2016-10-30

The black painted fingernails are a nice touch.

7  ajcuster89 2016-10-30

He's trying to imitate his children's real dad. Bam is so rad!

3  TenguBuranchi 2016-10-30

They are rapidly becoming the same person. Its been a tough couple of months for the gynaecomastiac dolt.

1  DullHornedUnicorn 2016-10-30

damn he looks like the creature from Men in Black that asks for lemonade

47  titcity 2016-10-30

Jim you're a treat, thanks for not neglecting us like Tefft's mom

35  Thomas_Daly 2016-10-30

Please revisit scorch. He's on to big things living in LA

6  crookedmile 2016-10-30

Scorch, doin' big things

3  SGFTI 2016-10-30

Can't wait to see him be "Concert Goer".

1  [deleted] 2016-10-30

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30  TheScarletR 2016-10-30

proof his mother didn't choose a random cock over seeing him for the rest of her life

we're doomed, boys

Glad to see you arent afraid of us like that titty boi Gregg

23  RacksDiciprine 2016-10-30

Opie doesn't have the balls to post here so kudos to you Jimmy.

4  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2016-10-30

It isn't going to end well with either strategy.

-4  whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-10-30

If Opie's body dictates where he can post you'll probably find him on /r/traps

20  3stepsbackward 2016-10-30

Jim, can /r/opieandanthony be credited as producers for yours and Sam's show?

13  Dennyislife 2016-10-30

hang on...are we the stangles?

3  lifeobenreilly 2016-10-30

I hope not, I don't wanna work for Harry.

1  sanfrancisco69er 2016-10-30

We could only dream of screwing Opie over as badly as Justin Stangel did. A true hero.

2  PokeredFace 2016-10-30

YEEEEEEESSSSS

20  FaggotBannedKeith 2016-10-30

Jim, please get Anthony on with you and Sam before we are subjected to a limp-dicked reunion with the guy who tried to get you working two days a week, Gregg "Opie" Hughes.

20  bellboy1973 2016-10-30

Jim, will you make a power play and have Anthony in studio tomorrow? Tits is already telling Anthony to come up to his shit show with Artie. I hope you get him in and all you start rubbin your peckahs

18  Tom_Stall 2016-10-30

How hard was it for you to enjoy this sub for so long without being able to comment because of your work conditions?

Also why does everyone pretend that they don't read this sub?

6  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2016-10-30

Jim makes posts not comments. He's a man of mystery.

0  Tom_Stall 2016-10-30

Or he's an old man who doesn't understand technology.

1  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2016-10-30

He can't get his podcasting equipment into the city.

18  LarryNozowitz 2016-10-30

Opie is a gay

5  CringyQuoteKelvin 2016-10-30

Double Guns Cocksucker!

14  Clibanarius 2016-10-30

You're the tefft, Jimmy.

14  lolercakesmcgee 2016-10-30

The fact that Jim and the new show even acknowledge all of the utter nonsense that goes on in this subreddit makes me embarrassingly happy.

13  AntsCamera 2016-10-30

I blame the jews.

11  carribbeanjimmy 2016-10-30

Are you guys ever going to have Bam Margera on? I realize he isn't relevant, but dats da bit

10  Dennyislife 2016-10-30

Good boy

7  Bibimbap4211 2016-10-30

I'd like to see Chip Roboterson verified *bleep bleep clank

7  Guinness525 2016-10-30

Whaaat's your pleasure, young fella?

5  TenguBuranchi 2016-10-30

We really should track her down and ask her why being sodomised with a menorah is preferable to tefting 10 minutes with her sissy of a son. If we scatter pennies on the side walk in our areas we will eventually spot her scooping change off the floor.

4  Guybroman 2016-10-30

Maybe the person with the final decision is german tell them it was a jewish cock

4  regis69 2016-10-30

That cock was not random. It was CHOSEN.

3  BeMineYouGoose 2016-10-30

proof his mother didn't choose a random cock over seeing him for the rest of her life.

I have some unfortunate news for you, Jimmy...

3  starchild736 2016-10-30

good job :)

3  Nulltor 2016-10-30

Thanks sugartits

2  wbfletcher 2016-10-30

-random circumcised cock.

She did run off with a rabbi afterall. The status of his clipping is none of my business though so its purely speculation on my part.

2  BeMineYouGoose 2016-10-30

proof his mother didn't choose a random cock over seeing him for the rest of her life.

You misspelled "circumcised."

2  Smokegreentrees 2016-10-30

to be fair it wasn't a random cock, it was a cock worthwhile enough to abandon your family.

2  Joemomma101 2016-10-30

Wormin ain't easy, but somebodies gotta do it...

2  cakehornnigga 2016-10-30

Get Ronnie B on the show more.

2  rine_o 2016-10-30

ily

2  oklolol 2016-10-30

Jimmy is doing the Lord's work

2  kevin121312 2016-10-30

Holy shit, this is great.

2  bornrevolution 2016-10-30

you're not so smart now are ya! eeee!

2  oimbot3142 2016-10-30

I respect Jim so much more for acknowledging this subreddit. I'm pretty sure we know just about everyone in the Opie Anthony universe reads this fuckin sub.

1  Ant_Sucks 2016-10-30

Nobody gives a fuck about twitter handles. Why don't you get a handle on Amy Schumer? She's been helping herself to other people's shit again.

1  SlamballReunionTour 2016-10-30

That second criteria means the fix was always in

1  WoopEmGangbangStyle 2016-10-30

Thanks Jim for being a great guy.

1  ErrantWretch 2016-10-30

Mazes tov!

1  JoeCumiaSr 2016-10-30

I can personally vouch for tefft if that helps, tell the twitter mukkity mucks to message me..

1  Clivepwnens 2016-10-30

Not just a random a cock.. A short, thick, Jew cock.

-1  anthonycumaishow 2016-10-30

Jimmy what's it like to be an a-list celebrity (who asks for more important peoples' autographs) with a constant target on your back? Does club soda Kenny get underpaid for being your muscle and keeping you safe from rabid fans everywhere you go?

-2  whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-10-30

Browsing the Amy Schumer hate board this fine sunday as well, James?

https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/41wk0u/any_of_you_could_have_called/

5  andycumiashow 2016-10-30

I think he knows she isn't putting him in any movies by this point.

-2  MedicatedHead 2016-10-30

What's the difference between Amy Shcumer and a backhoe?
A backhoe is supposed to lift material.

3  Bibimbap4211 2016-10-30

Great effort

-2  MedicatedHead 2016-10-30

The down votes just mean Jimmy's a faggot. Nothing new.

-15  MedicatedHead 2016-10-30

Hey Jimmy, how long did you and Sam withhold telling Tits/know that you were taking over the mornings? Weeks or months?

I loved when Bill Burr asked you if you would be on in the mornings and you panicked. You sneaky little faggot.

How long did you sign for?

Will you ever stop doing the same old hack jokes?

Would you kill yourself if we asked politely?

What? This isn't your AMA... Oh, shit, I'm sorry. I guess, just drink a glass of my hot wing diarrhea.

Never forget, you're an unfunny faggot who we love to hate. I hope you lose the ability to fart in a legal battle with Sirius. You guys should have Kelsey and Cathy fuck you and Sally with strap-ons live from LA, to honor that you're both huge faggots. I'd be glad to donate my strap on.

-17  wllmweller 2016-10-30

Oh this fucking sub..... Hey Jimmy, how about this....forget about the Twitter horseshit. You owe a shit-ton of fans almost $60k. Why not worry about that first.

6  karmacompanion 2016-10-30

I assume that you are one of them. How much did you give him?

0  wllmweller 2016-10-30

I actually didn't. I never really posted before because everyone was calling him out. Now, he posts here twice and he is the best and so great. Anyone who even gave him a nickel deserves more than just a sentence on Reddit that he is working on it. He could have probably asked for $$ and these same people would have given it to him. But he was, and continues to be, dishonest. That's my problem. He pontificates about how fucking honest he is and he is just a piece of shit

-19  NegatorySir 2016-10-30

Pandering faggot. Nobody here actually likes your shitshow with the balding halfnig. It's all just a backhanded way to trash Opie.

"See how funny the show is now that Norton can interrupt every 23 seconds with his stupid voices or some shitty sound clip? It's hilarious!"

"See how funny the show is when Norton pretends a question for the guest is actually for him? Being predictable is hilarious!"

"See how funny the show is when someone says 'Why would you?' about something horrific and Norton says 'Why WOULDN'T you?' all excitedly? Again, being predictable is hilarious!"

"See how funny the show is when Norton is too busy pulling his pud until midnight so he pretends he didn't get the link to the guest's movie? Being an unprepared lazy cunt is hilarious!"

"See how funny the show is when Norton uses 'Tefft' in place of a different word? That didn't get old the first day at all!"

"See how funny it is when you isolate Sam's contribution to an entire episode and you get 17 minutes of him cackling like a chubby Bennington girl? It's hilarious!"

TL;DR: You suck, and the "He's so much better without Opie" euphoria doesn't last long. Just ask Tranthony.

9  schmuckOnWheels 2016-10-30

Oh shit this bitch got a dick

0  JoeCumiaSr 2016-10-30

Lol@ how worked up you are, kill yourself.

9  schmuckOnWheels 2016-10-30

Oh shit this bitch got a dick

0  JoeCumiaSr 2016-10-30

Lol@ how worked up you are, kill yourself.