Why? So you can sit around with a bunch of people that agree with you as there is personal gain to be had in the form of free beer, a glimpse of a 4 in a bikini, and free subscriptions to a basement level podcast network?
The only difference between Ant and Scorch is that Scorch invites women back to a bathtub instead of a pool.
I think they're called "sugar babies", if they have no qualms about fucking older dudes it's beneficial to them. Its the same way some dudes are into older women. There's some kind of damage in there somewhere.
Is his case still open? Isn't this the exact formula for the powder keg that ended up with a missing gun and some hilarious seinfeld quotes/horrendous domestic violence.
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29 andycumiashow 2016-10-30
I'm actually impressed that Anthony knows Karl Pilkington.
28 Dawgsie 2016-10-30
Why? So you can sit around with a bunch of people that agree with you as there is personal gain to be had in the form of free beer, a glimpse of a 4 in a bikini, and free subscriptions to a basement level podcast network?
The only difference between Ant and Scorch is that Scorch invites women back to a bathtub instead of a pool.
22 Kazimada 2016-10-30
You missed out year old.
3 Dawgsie 2016-10-30
ME: VUUURRRY GOOD!
5 alcoon-slambag 2016-10-30
Me: As a father, I don't like the Uncle Paul.
1 TittyMtnhighway 2016-10-30
Tss tss, how do you really feel?
17 Bluesmoky 2016-10-30
There's a fat bald man in the tub with him. That's reason to keep it open?
12 Dennyislife 2016-10-30
Don't lie. You'd wanna hang out with King Kong Bundy if you could
20 Bluesmoky 2016-10-30
I'd rather hang out with Ted Bundy in his Volkswagon.
7 MacReadys_Hat_ 2016-10-30
"Wh...wheres the seat?"
-2 Doc_McCoy79 2016-10-30
It's Joe Currie.
17 alcoon-slambag 2016-10-30
Who are the chicks who think it's a good idea to hang around with this guy?
11 _TheConsumer_ 2016-10-30
Vultures start to circle just before the prey dies.
10 kevin121312 2016-10-30
i bet he flew her in after he met her in rehab
3 Lyle_D_Chipperson 2016-10-30
I bet its just a family friend. He's a ghoul making sure she is in the picture.
2 cezariobirbiglio 2016-10-30
I think they're called "sugar babies", if they have no qualms about fucking older dudes it's beneficial to them. Its the same way some dudes are into older women. There's some kind of damage in there somewhere.
13 Dre013 2016-10-30
Some of you begged him to hang out there and subscribed. Imagine the sadness of your lives.
9 AetherStep 2016-10-30
Is his case still open? Isn't this the exact formula for the powder keg that ended up with a missing gun and some hilarious seinfeld quotes/horrendous domestic violence.
9 andiswearrrr 2016-10-30
Kek. I googled "anthony cumia age" to find out how old he really was, and one of the first results was:
"Anthony Cumia wants to have sex with 13 year old girls"
3 Bronan_the_Brobarian 2016-10-30
More like 13 year old boys
1 bridgecrewdave 2016-10-30
Now now, Ants lovers can identify however they want.
8 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-10-30
Rape pool
9 _TheConsumer_ 2016-10-30
Rape pool - the pool that rapes people! (It's a Patton Oswalt joke - ironically his original joke was 'Death Bed - the Bed that kills people.')
Where did Patton's wife die? In a bed.
I rest my case. Patton planned on killing her and used his plan as part of his routine.
2 GraveJ 2016-10-30
The 'Basic Instinct Defence': "If I planned on doing it, would I have written about it?".
7 PresidentBaseball 2016-10-30
So ants officially back to drinking?
6 Dennyislife 2016-10-30
No. He claims it was 'capped' and just next to him. Thats all. Its all innocent. He was out til it got light sober.
1 CokeFloatsInMaCup 2016-10-30
lol danis such a crack whore
7 kevin121312 2016-10-30
Scariest haunted house i've ever seen
7 SlimWiggins 2016-10-30
He's in there with a dude.. and a chick on the outside, crying into a towel.
5 chippersonlyle 2016-10-30
He "soy saucing" the plugs?
5 unclepaul84 2016-10-30
Anyone notice the Bud Light? Lol
3 kevin121312 2016-10-30
yeah, his parole officer
4 FloggingTheHorses 2016-10-30
Is that Joe Rogan or Karl Pilkington?
4 molotovspritzer 2016-10-30
Just to sit in your hot tub in a goblin mask?
3 telemecanique 2016-10-30
is he supposed to be drinking?
1 [deleted] 2016-10-30
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2 all_copacetic 2016-10-30
He looks like a talentless Harry Dean Statton.
2 TacoTrots 2016-10-30
Ant is SOOOOOO cool!
Ya'll are just hatin' cause you don't have a pool.
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1 Lish_fips89 2016-10-30
Retarded Dana White is enjoying the pool
2 kevin121312 2016-10-30
looks like the original vorhees
1 crookedmile 2016-10-30
He should get out of the hot tub, it looks like he's been boiling for a few weeks now.
1 Humble_is_great 2016-10-30
how many inches you think the person sitting on the ledge is packing?
1 kevin121312 2016-10-30
usually trannies have 8+. so i've heard
1 TotallyNotObsi 2016-10-30
So rehab is officially over
0 jfral 2016-10-30
I'm creating a secret app that auto downloads to all mobiles and causes the screen to violently explode in the faces of anyone who selfies.
10 SteakSauce66 2016-10-30
Are ya?
0 tranthonycumiashow 2016-10-30
She's crying because he grabbed her by the pussy.
-2 the_kronkez 2016-10-30
Maybe some were meant to be alcoholists.
-2 KuukerinNelli 2016-10-30
Let him enjoy his life, you miserable fucks
1 strappingyoungladdie 2016-10-30
No.
-9 LookyLookyMissCookie 2016-10-30
The fact that you cant stop following a 68 year old man's life is worse
3 TotallyNotObsi 2016-10-30
He started it
12 Dennyislife 2016-10-30
Don't lie. You'd wanna hang out with King Kong Bundy if you could
-2 Doc_McCoy79 2016-10-30
It's Joe Currie.