This man is 68 years old.

25  2016-10-30 by Dennyislife

51 comments

I'm actually impressed that Anthony knows Karl Pilkington.

Why? So you can sit around with a bunch of people that agree with you as there is personal gain to be had in the form of free beer, a glimpse of a 4 in a bikini, and free subscriptions to a basement level podcast network?

The only difference between Ant and Scorch is that Scorch invites women back to a bathtub instead of a pool.

You missed out year old.

ME: VUUURRRY GOOD!

Me: As a father, I don't like the Uncle Paul.

Tss tss, how do you really feel?

There's a fat bald man in the tub with him. That's reason to keep it open?

Don't lie. You'd wanna hang out with King Kong Bundy if you could

I'd rather hang out with Ted Bundy in his Volkswagon.

"Wh...wheres the seat?"

It's Joe Currie.

Who are the chicks who think it's a good idea to hang around with this guy?

Vultures start to circle just before the prey dies.

i bet he flew her in after he met her in rehab

I bet its just a family friend. He's a ghoul making sure she is in the picture.

I think they're called "sugar babies", if they have no qualms about fucking older dudes it's beneficial to them. Its the same way some dudes are into older women. There's some kind of damage in there somewhere.

Some of you begged him to hang out there and subscribed. Imagine the sadness of your lives.

Is his case still open? Isn't this the exact formula for the powder keg that ended up with a missing gun and some hilarious seinfeld quotes/horrendous domestic violence.

Kek. I googled "anthony cumia age" to find out how old he really was, and one of the first results was:

"Anthony Cumia wants to have sex with 13 year old girls"

More like 13 year old boys

Now now, Ants lovers can identify however they want.

Rape pool

Rape pool - the pool that rapes people! (It's a Patton Oswalt joke - ironically his original joke was 'Death Bed - the Bed that kills people.')

Where did Patton's wife die? In a bed.

I rest my case. Patton planned on killing her and used his plan as part of his routine.

The 'Basic Instinct Defence': "If I planned on doing it, would I have written about it?".

So ants officially back to drinking?

No. He claims it was 'capped' and just next to him. Thats all. Its all innocent. He was out til it got light sober.

lol danis such a crack whore

Scariest haunted house i've ever seen

He's in there with a dude.. and a chick on the outside, crying into a towel.

He "soy saucing" the plugs?

Anyone notice the Bud Light? Lol

yeah, his parole officer

Is that Joe Rogan or Karl Pilkington?

Just to sit in your hot tub in a goblin mask?

is he supposed to be drinking?

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He looks like a talentless Harry Dean Statton.

Ant is SOOOOOO cool!

Ya'll are just hatin' cause you don't have a pool.

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Retarded Dana White is enjoying the pool

looks like the original vorhees

He should get out of the hot tub, it looks like he's been boiling for a few weeks now.

how many inches you think the person sitting on the ledge is packing?

usually trannies have 8+. so i've heard

So rehab is officially over

I'm creating a secret app that auto downloads to all mobiles and causes the screen to violently explode in the faces of anyone who selfies.

Are ya?

She's crying because he grabbed her by the pussy.

Maybe some were meant to be alcoholists.

Let him enjoy his life, you miserable fucks

No.

The fact that you cant stop following a 68 year old man's life is worse

He started it

Don't lie. You'd wanna hang out with King Kong Bundy if you could

It's Joe Currie.