Was that when he had girly long hair and he claims he woke up in the middle of the night and some dude was standing at the foot of his bed staring at him? "What's up, brah?" scared him away.
The Green Day beer story where they begged him to buy them beer in 1994 because they were underage. All three band members were born in 1972, making them 21 or 22 depending on the month.
Plus with Dookie they were big stars, they wouldn't need a random DJ to get them beer.
Was that when he had girly long hair and he claims he woke up in the middle of the night and some dude was standing at the foot of his bed staring at him? "What's up, brah?" scared him away.
19 comments
5 takyon_deathyon 2016-10-30
The best Opie lie was when he told the story about him nearly getting raped by a scary black man
He must've got that one from Ant
6 Mr702law 2016-10-30
Fighting guy underwater was great
2 mikelp1973 2016-10-30
Shit nugget falling out his pants leg was better imo.
1 schmuckOnWheels 2016-10-30
Thanks for bringing this up sir. How does a shit nugget roll out of one's pant leg and onto a porch?
3 Jackatard 2016-10-30
Was that when he had girly long hair and he claims he woke up in the middle of the night and some dude was standing at the foot of his bed staring at him? "What's up, brah?" scared him away.
2 bonniesretardsister 2016-10-30
That one was probably his most believable story.
5 NumeroOtto 2016-10-30
one of the best lies was caddying for the Mafia which was so fucking lame it made Jimmy jump into the "Chip's in the Mafia" bit
5 Destination_Jeffrey 2016-10-30
I just realized I gotta keep it vague.
3 Jackatard 2016-10-30
Just a lil bit, just lil bit. Yuck.
2 bornrevolution 2016-10-30
link to this?
5 NumeroOtto 2016-10-30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2oXr4IjPiI
3 bornrevolution 2016-10-30
thanks cutie
2 Mr702law 2016-10-30
Description alone has made me save this for later.
1 bornrevolution 2016-10-30
i acually recognized most of it, there's a smaller clip of it in that 2 hour Chip Chipperson compilation.
i'd like to hear more about opie's mafia days that totally happened legit though...has he mentioned that at any other time on air?
3 3stepsbackward 2016-10-30
I bet his name isn't even Opie.
2 bonniesretardsister 2016-10-30
The Green Day beer story where they begged him to buy them beer in 1994 because they were underage. All three band members were born in 1972, making them 21 or 22 depending on the month.
Plus with Dookie they were big stars, they wouldn't need a random DJ to get them beer.
2 tranthonycumiashow 2016-10-30
My favorite is him giving money to a homeless guy whose cake he stomped.
1 DudeMyGrandma 2016-10-30
Does the pope shit on the beach?
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1 philtheprince 2016-10-30
Kicking over the table of the guy selling stuff at ground zero.
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6 Mr702law 2016-10-30
Fighting guy underwater was great
3 Jackatard 2016-10-30
Was that when he had girly long hair and he claims he woke up in the middle of the night and some dude was standing at the foot of his bed staring at him? "What's up, brah?" scared him away.
2 bonniesretardsister 2016-10-30
That one was probably his most believable story.