Fishing has got to be the most boring "sport" in the world. It's not even a sport. You just cast out a line and wait for the dumbest animal in the ocean to bite.
I hate Opie and all, and I don't give much of a fuck about fishing, but technically you're incorrect. Fishing is a sport. It's used as an example of the 3rd definition of Sport as a noun in Merriam-Webster's dictionary.
: a physical activity (such as hunting, fishing, running, swimming, etc.) that is done for enjoyment
I bet he just buys obscure fish at some back alley Chinese market and poses with them on the beach. Couldn't have picked a more boring hobby to fake though, Ope
In case you're wondering? I'm not, you self absorbed douche.
But OMG!!! What are you wearing today? Is that hat Abercrombie or Juicey couture?? You well passed middle aged needy old pusssy.
I showed this picture to my wise old Oriental neighbor, and he said, "Ahhh soooo. Have a verry round mouth: look like a asshole. For when uh talking, sound is like dropping of shit. Has mouth of asshole, so voice is of shitting."
He loves the show, I'm surprised he didn't recognize the Opester.
Gotta be honest. The fact that he enjoys something like fishing makes me like him more for some reason. Although his show does suck. And i don't fish myself. Ah fuck me. And fuck him. I'm drunk. Fuck you guys. Peckahs.
65 comments
65 zeroaiming 2016-10-29
No one ever sees a picture of an old man wearing headphones holding a fish and thinks "i wonder what crunchy tunes hes listening to"
13 cheddarrooster 2016-10-29
Fucking bro ing down to some dmb I'm sure dude Fawk yeah.
8 PepperTheCentaur 2016-10-29
The man just wants to lather his crunchy tunes with some buttery beats and you have to bust balls?
8 verdunkelt 2016-10-29
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0 Lish_fips89 2016-10-29
Crunchy, lol.
40 RacksDiciprine 2016-10-29
The faces this man makes during selfies are infuriating
27 packitchofsositch 2016-10-29
Just knowing that he's breathing makes me livid.
2 Lish_fips89 2016-10-29
How can you tell the fish is breathing?
38 fervt 2016-10-29
Show me how you suck a guy's cock, show me with your mouth.
3 Lish_fips89 2016-10-29
Couple of beautiful fisherman..
3 McGowan9 2016-10-29
Coupla beautiful gills.
25 Ant_Sucks 2016-10-29
Fishing has got to be the most boring "sport" in the world. It's not even a sport. You just cast out a line and wait for the dumbest animal in the ocean to bite.
20 titcity 2016-10-29
at some point the fish will outsmart Opie
3 Lish_fips89 2016-10-29
You're not a sportsman.
2 packitchofsositch 2016-10-29
Fuck whichever dipshit downvoted this. It's a perfectly good norton rant reference.
2 Lish_fips89 2016-10-29
Yessir
-7 DickAction 2016-10-29
I hate Opie and all, and I don't give much of a fuck about fishing, but technically you're incorrect. Fishing is a sport. It's used as an example of the 3rd definition of Sport as a noun in Merriam-Webster's dictionary.
: a physical activity (such as hunting, fishing, running, swimming, etc.) that is done for enjoyment
14 mayomayomayomayomayo 2016-10-29
So I guess tuggin my pecka is a sport then?
2 DickAction 2016-10-29
According to Merriam-Webster it would be.
2 crunchtimestudio 2016-10-29
You're the world champ
21 That_Fat_Nagel_kid 2016-10-29
Hope he eats enough striper to get mercury poisoning
6 molotovspritzer 2016-10-29
I don't know if any one will be able to tell.
5 Lish_fips89 2016-10-29
Or listen to enough Striper to become religious, form a cult and kill himself.
16 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-10-29
He's has two young children.. how the fuck does he have time to go fishing?
12 liquidmachete 2016-10-29
He doesn't allow himself near his kids for the same reason he couldn't stomach Uncle Paul
24 Mikekekeke 2016-10-29
ME: Just a taste... HOLD ON HOLD ON I need to go fishing.
12 ktwaco 2016-10-29
His wife has two young children.
6 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-10-29
Yeah, maybe they're with the baby daddy
6 ooyama 2016-10-29
I guess all that whinging and near-crying about having to work afternoons taking away precious time with his son was genuine.
5 AnferneeCumiyayuh 2016-10-29
"Dad, I really needed you that day." - Sniff Jr.
"You say some weird shit." - Opie
13 _barnacle_ 2016-10-29
Does he think constantly thanking people for praising his show will generate actual praise?
2 ShiftyMcGrifter 2016-10-29
See the Fingerbang episode of South Park. Edited for typo
10 titcity 2016-10-29
I bet he just buys obscure fish at some back alley Chinese market and poses with them on the beach. Couldn't have picked a more boring hobby to fake though, Ope
7 crunchtimestudio 2016-10-29
Yes, I've rather gone off him myself, to be honest.
6 StuntPeckah 2016-10-29
GOODNESS GRACIOUS! Of all the overdramatic tits I've ever seen!
6 TheScarletR 2016-10-29
I think he put the earbuds in just for this siik pic
3 dxking92 2016-10-29
i wanna cave his face in with the dull side of an axe
3 Billyassman 2016-10-29
Calling bullshit on the surf fishing.More like fish market surfing.Opie please fucking drown. Thanks Management.
3 JoeCumiaSr 2016-10-29
Hope he falls out of a boat and drowns in front of his family.
1 Slateski 2016-10-29
They'd just sigh with relief and start spending the money.
3 SGFTI 2016-10-29
I didn't understand anything he said and yet I still hate it.
2 liquidmachete 2016-10-29
I wasn't wondering Opie.
2 Humble_is_great 2016-10-29
So, did he drag his miserable wife out there to take this photo or is he using a selfie stick?
Inquiring minds need to know.
1 Chris_Benoit_Daycare 2016-10-29
The guy who really caught the fish is taking the picture
2 stinksskc 2016-10-29
Jesus Christ that comment
2 TakeMeXenu 2016-10-29
Does he have friends?
2 Masturbator_Furiosa 2016-10-29
This mother fucker is making me hate things I like to do. The worst kind of person.
http://youtu.be/ZZlZcXJtzsw
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2 ticklemyballsack 2016-10-29
I hope that fish gives him salmonela, faggot.
2 Kenn_13 2016-10-29
A knit cap and winter parka in october?
1 ajcuster89 2016-10-29
Who is giving his show praise? WHO, I ASK?!!!
5 kevin121312 2016-10-29
Snowayyyyyyyyyyyyy
1 OpiesBreasts 2016-10-29
His mouth looks like an asshole.
Wow Opie, you caught a fish!! Whats it, about half the legal size for keeping?
1 MedicatedHead 2016-10-29
He has to do something while Bam's 'visiting the kids'.
1 Chuck_Chasem 2016-10-29
I've always wondered about it and now seems the right time to ask it: Is Opie cross-eyed?
1 Joshd10787 2016-10-29
He stinks.
1 The-Lunger 2016-10-29
In case you're wondering? I'm not, you self absorbed douche. But OMG!!! What are you wearing today? Is that hat Abercrombie or Juicey couture?? You well passed middle aged needy old pusssy.
1 KirkJohnsonsring 2016-10-29
mY faWWkiN TeETS aRe dRY
1 Frontpagenews87 2016-10-29
He looks like Owen Wilsons retarded unfunny twin
1 KyleR007 2016-10-29
Starting to?
WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN!
1 tranthonycumiashow 2016-10-29
I wonder if anyone from his local grocery store follows him and notices that he's holding up the fish he bought from them just hours before.
1 RacistPigeon 2016-10-29
He should try offshore fishing, preferably on the Edmund Fitzgerald.
-3 beleca 2016-10-29
I showed this picture to my wise old Oriental neighbor, and he said, "Ahhh soooo. Have a verry round mouth: look like a asshole. For when uh talking, sound is like dropping of shit. Has mouth of asshole, so voice is of shitting."
He loves the show, I'm surprised he didn't recognize the Opester.
-11 cheddarrooster 2016-10-29
Gotta be honest. The fact that he enjoys something like fishing makes me like him more for some reason. Although his show does suck. And i don't fish myself. Ah fuck me. And fuck him. I'm drunk. Fuck you guys. Peckahs.
5 rahtin 2016-10-29
It's because he's finally acknowledging that he's boring and we know when he's out there alone he's not talking.
-3 numba13 2016-10-29
I agree