Homerun Patton

9  2016-10-29 by the_kronkez

40 comments

Zany xanax Zodiac zealously zombied zonked zero.

Patrice laugh

Bravo brother

Smug shitty liberals are 90% of the reason people vote Republican.

I'm not voting for Trump (or Hillary) but the only reason I'd be tempted to vote Trump is because of liberal smugness.

I've been saying I'm gonna vote for him out of spite, just because the discomfort of liberals with a trump presidency makes me smile.

Yep. And 10% Black people are annoying.

It's more about a lack of education and an expectation of becoming wealthy later in life.

Nice to see some John Oliver/Samantha Bee level of comedy around these parts. Helps to balance out the comments here that are actually funny

Patton parlayed pill popping partner's passing.

Who whacked weight watchers wife?

Pudgy Patton panders pathetically postmortem

Daughter despises desperate democrat dad

Killer confesses, colored cum clogs corpse

I wish his wife would have killed him first.

Confused cuckold comedian kills cunty closet conservative quietly

This is the theory I believe. She not so secretively called him out about how much of a fag he's being and said something positive about Trump. We all know what happened next

Twitter ruins comedians

Politics ruins comedians

Has anyone actually said "man, I was going to vote one way but that comedian changed my mind"? Unless it's Carlin and Pyror arguing in hell I don't want to hear any comic's take on politics.

Peter Piper picked a bunch of peckahz

Washed up wife whacker writes weak witless words

Comedian kills closest cunt causing kerfuffle.

I feel sorry for his wife. Not because he unapologetically murdered her, but because she had to suffer through his comedic brilliance.

bzzz bzzzz what did patton do to his wife bzzz bzzzz FAWKEN BURRIED THAT CAWKSUCKA bzzz bzzz

HOME RUN CHIPPERSON!

Wrynecking wives in to woodboxs.

Should Hilary lose I hope he throws a tizzy and moves to Canada but I'm not sure the district attorney will let him leave the state, let alone the country .

He's already posted about seeing a shrink over Trump. He's gonna kill some more

He will kill his daughter and blame it on either asthma or diabetes

Overdosed on Robitussin, and we couldn't do nothin about it.

I can't want to see Trump win

I really wish there was a way to force these people to post anonymously, just to see if their lines hold up when nobody knows who they are. (They won't)

Wait, wake up wife. Whoops...

Pat Pattonson

For some reason it bugs me that Patton, despite being a famous comedian, still has the kind of profile picture you'd expect your fat faggot of an uncle to have on his facebook page with 14 friends he rants at constantly.

IF HE KNEW WHAT A SICK WOMAN LOOKED LIKE, HE WOULDN'T BE A WIDOWER

She wasn't sick, he killed her.

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The natural born wife killer strikes again.

Fawkin tongue twista or sumtin

He killed it!

And by "it," I mean his wife.

Fat faggot fatally fucked female

He's so clever for a dim obese murderer.

Whacked wife with wrench while white whore watched.

Oh, Patton...We forgive you, ya big old wife killer!

Politics ruins comedians