The Sam Roberts and Dick Sucker Show will not last 3 months. You heard it here first.

0  2016-10-29 by [deleted]

14 comments

How far better it is to strike a match than curse the darkness.

What's your pleasure young fella?

Comeeeee and get it!!!!

If I want my prick pulled, I'll do it myself

what's your pleasure, young fella?! (I'm not repeating, this is one of the other 3 clips of the same line)

Hey everybody, its Opie again.

Hey everybody, it's an unoriginal faggot that wants karma!

Only someone with -99 karma would say something like that

They have a 2-year contract with SiriusXM Satellite Radio.

Post a pic of your drivers license- If it's on the air in 3 months we'll expect to hear that you killed yourself

OP is a faggot, but I like his suggestion for the shows name.

Sad

Just listened to the Robochip show. The chip stuff was great but Sams angle on everything is fucking retarded, he's Opie 2.0

He's worse than Opie. Sam and Jim both dont realize how boring their life is.