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19  2016-10-27 by CoyoteeBongwater

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https://wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/32833

From:[email protected]

To: [email protected]

Date: 2015-03-05 20:24

Subject: email from Edgar for John Podesta (c/o Eryn): meeting request


DeAr jOhN,

NoW ThAt yOu aRe nO LoNgEr sErViNg iN ThE WhItE HoUsE, i wRiTe tO YoU AnD ErYn rEqUeStInG OuR FaCe tO FaCe mEeTiNg tO DiScUsS ZeRo pOiNt eNeRgY AnD DiScLoSuRe.

oUr qUaNtReK ScIeNcE InTuItIvE HaS PrOvIdEd uS WiTh a fEw fAcTs aBoUt oUr nOnViOlEnT CoNtIgUoUs uNiVeRsE EtI WhO PrOmOtE PaCiFiSm aMoNg hUmAnS AnD WiTh wHoM We wOrK:

  1. aLl tRuE EtI Do nOt iNhAbIt tHiS UnIvErSe.

  2. So-cAlLeD EtIs iNhAbIt tHiS UnIvErSe aNd aRe iN FaCt jUsT CeLeStIaLs. ThEy aRe hIgHeR In rAnK ThEn dIsCaRnAtE SpIrItS, eVeN ThOsE WhO ArE EvOlVeD, hOwEvEr, ThEy jUsT MiRrOr vIoLeNcE On eArTh, FeElInG ThReAtEnEd bY CoNtAmInAtIoN Of tHeIr aBoDe.

  3. ExTrAuInVeRsAl eTiS On tHe oThEr hAnD HaVe lOnG AgO EvOlVeD PaSt vIoLeNcE, rElYiNg oN SpIrItUaL InTeLlIgEnCe tO AvErT DeStRuCtIoN.

  4. tHe pHoEnIx lIgHtS AnD OtHeR SiGhTiNgS HaVe pRoViDeD AmPlE EvIdEnCe tHaT EaRtH HaS BeEn vIsItEd bY BeInGs wHoSe iNtEnTiOn iS PuReLy pEaCe aNd wHo hAvE NoNvIoLeNtLy hOvErEd oVeR PhOeNiX AnD OtHeR SiTeS, wAiTiNg tO Be aSkEd tO HeLp, WhEn tHeY CoUlD MoSt eAsIlY HaVe dEsTrOyEd tHe cItY WiTh tHeIr uSeS Of cOnScIoUsNeSs. ThEsE SiGhTiNgS HaVe bEeN WiTnEsSeD By tHoUsAnDs oF PeOpLe iN PhOeNiX AlOnE, iNcLuDiNg mY CoLlEaGuE TeRrI MaNsFiElD, wHo wIlL AcCoMpAnY Me oN OuR MeEtInG WiTh yOu.

pLeAsE LeT Me nOw tHrEe dAtEs aNd tImEs tHaT WoUlD WoRk fOr yOuR ScHeDuLe.

bEsT ReGaRdS,

EdGaR

Edgar j. Mellencamp, scd

Chief science officer & founder, quantrek

Apollo 14 astronaut

6th man to walk on the moon

11 comments

THE EARTHLINGS ARE A SPECIES OF LOWER STOCK

Heavy on the autism, but I would definitely co-sign this.

APREL FALS

i barely made it through the title, i'm tapping out brothaman

dude what the fuck

i'm unfortunate enough to frequent the two most retarded subreddits of this entire site.

theDonald and O&A

This took you way too long to type.

I dID tHIS ALl MyselF....

AprEl FAHHllLls,

i found an app online

I don't belive you

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[deleted]

When two flavors of autism collide.

Why is it written in retard?