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19 2016-10-27 by CoyoteeBongwater
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https://wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/32833
From:[email protected]
Date: 2015-03-05 20:24
Subject: email from Edgar for John Podesta (c/o Eryn): meeting request
DeAr jOhN,
NoW ThAt yOu aRe nO LoNgEr sErViNg iN ThE WhItE HoUsE, i wRiTe tO YoU AnD ErYn rEqUeStInG OuR FaCe tO FaCe mEeTiNg tO DiScUsS ZeRo pOiNt eNeRgY AnD DiScLoSuRe.
oUr qUaNtReK ScIeNcE InTuItIvE HaS PrOvIdEd uS WiTh a fEw fAcTs aBoUt oUr nOnViOlEnT CoNtIgUoUs uNiVeRsE EtI WhO PrOmOtE PaCiFiSm aMoNg hUmAnS AnD WiTh wHoM We wOrK:
aLl tRuE EtI Do nOt iNhAbIt tHiS UnIvErSe.
So-cAlLeD EtIs iNhAbIt tHiS UnIvErSe aNd aRe iN FaCt jUsT CeLeStIaLs. ThEy aRe hIgHeR In rAnK ThEn dIsCaRnAtE SpIrItS, eVeN ThOsE WhO ArE EvOlVeD, hOwEvEr, ThEy jUsT MiRrOr vIoLeNcE On eArTh, FeElInG ThReAtEnEd bY CoNtAmInAtIoN Of tHeIr aBoDe.
ExTrAuInVeRsAl eTiS On tHe oThEr hAnD HaVe lOnG AgO EvOlVeD PaSt vIoLeNcE, rElYiNg oN SpIrItUaL InTeLlIgEnCe tO AvErT DeStRuCtIoN.
tHe pHoEnIx lIgHtS AnD OtHeR SiGhTiNgS HaVe pRoViDeD AmPlE EvIdEnCe tHaT EaRtH HaS BeEn vIsItEd bY BeInGs wHoSe iNtEnTiOn iS PuReLy pEaCe aNd wHo hAvE NoNvIoLeNtLy hOvErEd oVeR PhOeNiX AnD OtHeR SiTeS, wAiTiNg tO Be aSkEd tO HeLp, WhEn tHeY CoUlD MoSt eAsIlY HaVe dEsTrOyEd tHe cItY WiTh tHeIr uSeS Of cOnScIoUsNeSs. ThEsE SiGhTiNgS HaVe bEeN WiTnEsSeD By tHoUsAnDs oF PeOpLe iN PhOeNiX AlOnE, iNcLuDiNg mY CoLlEaGuE TeRrI MaNsFiElD, wHo wIlL AcCoMpAnY Me oN OuR MeEtInG WiTh yOu.
pLeAsE LeT Me nOw tHrEe dAtEs aNd tImEs tHaT WoUlD WoRk fOr yOuR ScHeDuLe.
bEsT ReGaRdS,
EdGaR
Edgar j. Mellencamp, scd
Chief science officer & founder, quantrek
Apollo 14 astronaut
6th man to walk on the moon
11 comments
12 Troll666420 2016-10-27
THE EARTHLINGS ARE A SPECIES OF LOWER STOCK
8 lolercakesmcgee 2016-10-27
Heavy on the autism, but I would definitely co-sign this.
5 sjeffiesjeff 2016-10-27
APREL FALS
5 bornrevolution 2016-10-27
i barely made it through the title, i'm tapping out brothaman
4 takyon_deathyon 2016-10-27
dude what the fuck
2 CoyoteeBongwater 2016-10-27
i'm unfortunate enough to frequent the two most retarded subreddits of this entire site.
theDonald and O&A
3 YourOldPalHoward 2016-10-27
This took you way too long to type.
3 CoyoteeBongwater 2016-10-27
I dID tHIS ALl MyselF....
AprEl FAHHllLls,
i found an app online
1 Anarox 2016-10-27
I don't belive you
1 [deleted] 2016-10-27
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1 [deleted] 2016-10-27
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1 TenguBuranchi 2016-10-27
When two flavors of autism collide.
0 HarryParatesties 2016-10-27
Why is it written in retard?