Just two fags playing grab-ass

50  2016-10-27 by [deleted]

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This is embarrassing. It's like when mom and dad decide to get back together after they realize that nobody else is willing to fuck them.

shudders in disgust

After mom left with all the cash and stayed in the house and dad called her a talentless housewife all day long. And now we all have to pretend that never happend.

I have a feeling that the two of them back together would be severely underwhelming

Not going to lie I would watch a sextape of them together though.

With crying Beavis Mittens watching in the background.

JUST

Would it bother you if Opie was the man?

This is the most offensive shit Ant has ever tweeted.

"He's a fAaAAaAaAg..."

Why the fuck he wore track suits all the time?

They allow your limbs the freedom of movement to strangle russians with lamp posts.

It's kind of sad how everyone is washed up and clinging to each other for dear life. Really, they're all millionaires many times over, so this thirst to be relevant is entirely a function of the ego. If they didn't spend money like profligate niggers, they could fade away into obscurity quite comfortably.

He's in need of money, Opie is in need of friends! This is the saddest moment in O&A history.

Once Ant realises that Sirius isn't interested in having Ike Turner back in the building he'll turn on Opie. He'll be milking this bullshit till Gregshells Vol 36.

No coincidence that he posted that after Sam and Jimmy mentioned that they'd probably be able to bring Ant in studio at some point this morning.

Seriously? When did they say that?

That's really going to flip Jimmy's lid if that's true. He was already annoyed that Opie timed Anthony's call to steal the thunder from his call into Jim and Sam.

Yup, on yesterdays show.

This is not satisfying

This is not satisfying

-Lynsi Hughes

He is running out of money. Guess you shouldn't have exiled 95% of your listeners by placing a pay wall behind a 2 hour weekly show, you dumb guinea fuck.

what, you mean charging for a product that 98% of the rest of the content creators do for free, isn't a smart business decision?

That's actually precisely what I meant

ANT. Go in with Opie. He will fight with Wicki and get you out of the book. Then, sit in on every Jim and Sam forever once you're allowed back.

a couple battered wives.

I was going to say that Ant has bought another one hundred thousand followers in the last month or so, but he probably picked up a few InfoWars people.

When Lynsi leaves Opie you know these two are going to be best friends again.

You guys are mental if you wouldnt let them diddle you ear anus.

This is not satisfying

-Lynsi Hughes