Daily reminder: Amy Schumer is a bit portly

45  2016-10-25 by [deleted]

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she's between a size 6 and a size Tent

datbitchafasso

datbitchafatsso

So, you've proven you can take my joke and make it worse. Now what?

You could suck your mudahs peckah or sumpthin tss tss

Let me help you there, mate: She is a fat cunt.

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not sure if anyone else noticed but she also makes quite a few jokes about her vagina

That's vulgah

Doesn't Jimmy always say he hates fat people?

She looks like a thumb

She's so fat tgar Trump tried to grab her by the pussy, but, but he couldn't because she was too fat.

Oh man!

I imagine she smells pretty rank too.

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Piggo never stops eating and whining. She's a perpetual baby.

I think Soder hooked up with her back in the day, I bet Normand fucks her on the reg, but no relationship. He has to fuck her to keep his spot on the tour... Poor Normand. Even the money's not worth fucking that pile of raw bacon.

Soder, did you just DV this? Lol... I don't hold it against you if you were still drinking. Totally fair game, you had a dope cameo. Sometimes you jump on the grenade. I respect that kind of bravery.