This is the side you chose Amy. It's brought you money, no doubt, but the other comics in your little cellar group who made it big didn't have to sacrifice and sell out so much of themselves to do so: Burr, Lil' Kev, Louis. All of them have passionate fanbases who'll defend them like crazy if they do something controversial.
But you? You made a parody video of a Beyonce song. Not insulting or demeaning to Beyonce at all, just a goofy little fun stupid thing with the actresses you're shooting your next movie with. And they turned on you, Amy. All of them hopped on the bandwagon and tweeted the trendy anti-Amy hashtag because apparently now it's cultural appropriation to do a parody video of a Beyonce song. No SJW ever wants to defend you or play Devil's Advocate on the issue, that's what evil white men do. Nope, the solution is that if you log onto twitter and see everyone hates Amy Schumer, you post about how much you hate her and watch the likes and retweets fly in.
I'd pity her, but then I remember how much money she's made.
You guys remember 4chan's "cut for Bieber" campaign? I wish they did a "striptease for Clinton" campaign. I'd love to see 3 million whales "pull an Amy".
They mention the flesh colored bra she has on but no mention of the flesh colored girdle or some other fat restraining device she has on.
How anyone can find her pretty is beyond me. She has that piggy nose and always has a look on her face like she is smelling something unpleasant like the food stick in her belly button and rolls of fat rotting away or her disgusting floppy cunt.
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25 OkaySeriouslyBro 2016-10-25
This is the side you chose Amy. It's brought you money, no doubt, but the other comics in your little cellar group who made it big didn't have to sacrifice and sell out so much of themselves to do so: Burr, Lil' Kev, Louis. All of them have passionate fanbases who'll defend them like crazy if they do something controversial.
But you? You made a parody video of a Beyonce song. Not insulting or demeaning to Beyonce at all, just a goofy little fun stupid thing with the actresses you're shooting your next movie with. And they turned on you, Amy. All of them hopped on the bandwagon and tweeted the trendy anti-Amy hashtag because apparently now it's cultural appropriation to do a parody video of a Beyonce song. No SJW ever wants to defend you or play Devil's Advocate on the issue, that's what evil white men do. Nope, the solution is that if you log onto twitter and see everyone hates Amy Schumer, you post about how much you hate her and watch the likes and retweets fly in.
I'd pity her, but then I remember how much money she's made.
18 fish_flower 2016-10-25
lol, yeah, Louie forced chicks to watch him masturbate and blocked the door and no one batted an eye
14 revt1 2016-10-25
That predilection only adds to Louie's charm.
3 CoyoteeBongwater 2016-10-25
i wish this ugly fact was as widespread as the reality that Patton Oswalt consciously murdered his wife
1 TotallyNotObsi 2016-10-25
He's a man though
14 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-10-25
The fuckin media love this cunt... SHES A PIG!!!!!!!!
15 bonniesretardsister 2016-10-25
TBF it's a British article. She's probably a 7 or 8 for them.
9 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-10-25
Oi I'm British fuck face!! what's the matter, don't like yellow teeth and fake tan?
5 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2016-10-25
No. Everytime I see yellow teeth and a fake tan I feel like I have to arm up and go save your sorry asses from the German's again.
3 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-10-25
Arm up with what? A video camera? You Americans filmed the war while the rest of the world fought it.. come at me bro
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2016-10-25
Weren't able to film Dunkirk though...
0 crunchtimestudio 2016-10-25
So you're Russian?
1 bonniesretardsister 2016-10-25
As long as it has a hole of some sort to put my peckah in.
1 insertclevereference 2016-10-25
Seriously, these people slobbered all over Lady Di for chrissakes.
And she's a greasy, bloated homeless alcoholic.
1 ecuabron 2016-10-25
I read "the petty blond" and I didn't think I made a mistake
11 Opprobriousness 2016-10-25
I wish she was partially decapitated.
9 [deleted] 2016-10-25
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9 crookedmile 2016-10-25
Look at her frumpy diaper bottom. YUCK
9 Binski13 2016-10-25
I like this new wave of femenism. Dont like the way I talk and act here's a nude selfie #girlpower. Shame only the pigs are doing it.
6 insertclevereference 2016-10-25
Nice strategic placement of pajamas on a hanger so as to hide the reflection of her jelly belly squishing out of the top of that bandage girdle.
6 MattressBoy 2016-10-25
Amy should suck the lard out of her gut and inject it into her ass.
2 [deleted] 2016-10-25
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6 BloodyTomFlint 2016-10-25
I'd rather fuck 70 year old Goldie Hawn.
6 PretzlKing 2016-10-25
This caption: "One user was so upset by the video that they wished this would have a negative effect on her career."
Hahahahahahaha. One.
5 bonniesretardsister 2016-10-25
Is she wearing an Ace bandage to hold in her gut?
3 Schleckman 2016-10-25
My fucking eyes!!!
3 [deleted] 2016-10-25
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2 That_Fat_Nagel_kid 2016-10-25
when amy takes bra off tits have to go splat
2 fish_flower 2016-10-25
I like how at this point even Jimmy is like, you're not wrong but she's my friend of course I'm going to defend her but you're not wrong
2 bellboy1973 2016-10-25
She always gives me that grandma vibe. Her fact and body are just extra droppy like that shit has been in the gym at all.
2 oimbot3142 2016-10-25
The thing that baffles me the most is WHAT is the video even supposed to mean? What is it parodying?
2 Yujiro_Hanma_ 2016-10-25
Cabbage patch lookin ass nigga
Claims to be brave but wears $300 panties that hide her love handles
2 SlimWiggins 2016-10-25
Her ass looks like it was created on a George Forman Grill
2 TakeMeXenu 2016-10-25
She's a flatso.
2 NortheastPhilly 2016-10-25
when i finally off myself, my body will be found next to a laptop with an article like this open on the screen
1 MedicatedHead 2016-10-25
Maybe she should try a hobby like telling funny jokes or something... You know, something different than she's used to.
2 RectalWarrior 2016-10-25
LOL I get it!
1 MedicatedHead 2016-10-25
Herpes. Suck.
2 RectalWarrior 2016-10-25
You should have thought of that before becoming a diseased faggot
1 MedicatedHead 2016-10-25
It's a sexually transmitted disease, we both have it now babe...
1 Gr8WeddingBrotherman 2016-10-25
Wow a fucking girdle
1 Dawgsie 2016-10-25
Doesn't she claim to be a size 6-8? That mutant is closer to a 68.
1 deyterkyerjerb 2016-10-25
fuck she looks like my step mom but younger
1 Patricki 2016-10-25
You guys remember 4chan's "cut for Bieber" campaign? I wish they did a "striptease for Clinton" campaign. I'd love to see 3 million whales "pull an Amy".
1 DaveNone 2016-10-25
They mention the flesh colored bra she has on but no mention of the flesh colored girdle or some other fat restraining device she has on.
How anyone can find her pretty is beyond me. She has that piggy nose and always has a look on her face like she is smelling something unpleasant like the food stick in her belly button and rolls of fat rotting away or her disgusting floppy cunt.
1 Billyassman 2016-10-25
I will stop when she shows us her CUNT.......
1 tranthonycumiashow 2016-10-25
She thought she'd be safe in the school of piranhas but they realized she was a whale and now she's in trouble.
1 age_of_cage 2016-10-25
Race drama eh? It'd be a real shame if her many comments denigrating black men on the Opie and Anthony show came to light.
-8 [deleted] 2016-10-25
I still would.
7 bonniesretardsister 2016-10-25
Stop advertising your love of bestiality.
15 bonniesretardsister 2016-10-25
TBF it's a British article. She's probably a 7 or 8 for them.
2 RectalWarrior 2016-10-25
LOL I get it!
1 ecuabron 2016-10-25
I read "the petty blond" and I didn't think I made a mistake