Dear @amyschumer!

I'm a D-List teen heartthrob from one of the top original series on ABC Family. I've schmoozed my way around town into James Franco's circle, (honestly, look up any random film credit of his and find James Franco involved with the movie) but I'm growing impatient and it's time for the next step in my career. Did I say career? I meant love life, because I'm romantically interested in you for your character and inner beauty. So what if the blogs and gossip magazines want to write stories about the steamy new relationship between Amy Schumer and Keegan Allen? That's K-E-E-G-A-N not the Chargers player please don't say Amy is dating the Chargers player. I also might need some spending money from my successful girlfriend, don't worry though we're combating traditional gender roles and we don't give a fuck what the haters say! So drop a line in my DMs, and please remember that I'm not a cheap slut you can just fuck and discard

XOXO,

Keegan Allen (not the Chargers player)

Liars overemphasize their truthfulness. “To tell you the truth…” “Honestly…” “I swear to you…” Oh, if only it were so! When people use these bolstering statements to emphasize their honesty, there’s a good chance they are hiding something. Learning to baseline someone’s normal behavior is important in situations such as this: You want to listen for normal or harmless use of such phrases. There’s no need to add them if you really are telling the truth, so be on guard.

“To tell you the truth…” “Honestly…” “I swear to you…”

Where do "Hold on, hold on, hold on", "If you must know", and sniff fit into the profile of a compulsive liar?

Who he?

Queer bait

Queer bait