"We grew up poor man! I came from a broken home! Too many kids, not enough money! My impoverished father struggling to get food on the table, wondering how he'll provide for us!"

Likes: ski trips, yachting, ski trips

The whole family had to take their lunches in cement bags on those ski trips though, it was traumatic.

Which just never made sense... ever. It was the dumbest lie that anyone could have said.

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Ski trips is on their twice, wtf.

She doesnt like skiing, she LOVES it.

I was actually wondering if that second one was a little euphemism for snorting coke that Opie and his friends used to use in the 70s.

I can picture a bunch of "I HATE DISCO" teenage 1970s douches going bananas that their stupid little inside joke made the yearbook.

Opie's not smart enough to get one over on anyone, and if he was we'd have heard about it at least one hundred times by now.

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the opester did some coke!

But doesn't know what coke smells like.

Get a load of Billy Badass too. He dislikes "disco". Edgy shit. You're next, "lines at the Post Office"!!!!

ME: I'm heating up.

He had to eat canned food in the 70´s... just like everyone else did in the 70´s...

His family was registered as a church... because he was so poor!

I mean you can still be relatively poor and go skiing. My mom wasn't exactly the most well off parent but we managed to go skiing with church and shit like that.

But yachting? I fail to see how a lower income household is ever afforded that luxury.

Rentals aren't very much but I don't ever remember seeing lift tickets for less than $30 (late 1980s)

Come on, man. The guy had to eat Pepperidge Farm bread and the first car his parents bought for him wasn't even brand new. He was EXTREMELY poor.

Isn't Pepperidge considered a good brand? He's acting like it was some awful Dollar General shit, but looking at the bread it looks fine.

Exactly.

yachting, taking fingers, ski trips

Opie dislikes basically everything that has anything to do with asserting some level of intelligence... dislikes both math and arts, and I might go as far as to theorize he wasn't a bigtime science wiz either. Sounds like he's always been a total dunce

He was a rock star at math.

With all his gifts, he's said in all seriousness that he coulda been a Doctor, "scientist", male model, NBA point guard (if he just had tha height), or the host of the Tonight Show.

He used to call himself the point guard of the radio show. What a fag.

Too bad he didn't end up with the cell count of point guard Magic Johnson.

He might be the ultimate example of the dunning-kruger effect

He fits it perfectly.

Of cooourgghse! He ought to be vivisected, obviously.

I guess by reading twitter jokes and adding "That's the line" after a joke means point guard.

The depths of his stupidity is astounding.

john stockton usually said "SHOOT IT IN THE HOOP" after every pass

I get offended when people suggest Opie's only ability is being a board op. I doubt he is even smart enough to really understand the technical details of a mixing console beyond 'ME: the compression knob makes things sound squishy, wow!!'

Stupid cunt.

Pot it up brotherman

His biggest accomplishment in life was meeting Anthony. Then he pissed all over that.

Goddamn he sucks.

He studied comedians. He would find the funniest guy in class and learn from him

Allan Perl

"People say you must've been the class clown and I say no, I wasn't..... But I sat beside the class clown and I studied him. And I saw how he made people laugh and I picked up a few things. And now at parties I really enjoy cracking people up."

Please tell me he never really said that.

It's a movie quote, but I would like to pretend he said it so we can hate him more.

He said something similar about going to stand up shows not to laugh but to study the comedians "to find out what makes them tick." I think he said this on one of the Bill Burr episodes IIRC.

Was listening to a Dr. MICHCICCOOH KAKUUUU appearance earlier and Opie stated numerous times that he "hated physics".

Made a point of it. The Math Wiz.

And "weight training."

dislikes both math and arts

I believe it says Ants. Prescient nigga right there.

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WE KNOWWW THAT buurp it was just fun to make fun of stupid Gregg Hughes

He enjoys yachting and ski trips and yet was so poor that he had to take lunch to school in cement bags. America must be some kind of utopia to allow even its most downtrodden a taste of the high life...just a taste

And he had to drink powdered melk.

He's so dumb he didn't understand the difference of being cheap to being poor.

And margarine and sugar sandwiches. Not butter - margarine!

Honestly I really started to hate Opie when I listened to that melk clip. Not because he was acting like a douche. Who the fuck calls it melk?

Big tittied Ginger faggots.

The Dutch.

You know, I wouldn't call it a utopia but most Americans don't travel abroad. So Americans are that guy that has a nice house, a good job and a nice car but is complaining that he doesn't have a bigger house, a better job and a better car. Most Americans don't know what real poverty is. If you're an American you're in the top 1 percent in terms of income globally. Opies dad was in the real estate business and had success according to Opie. His dad probably made somewhere around 150k a year. But he had six kids so Opie had to share.

They lived in the nice part of town in the good neighborhood. But Opie says they had the worst house on the block so it didn't count.

And remember he complained that his parents bought him a used car as if that was an indicator of how poor he was. About 98% of the people I knew growing up didn't get cars from their parents, used or otherwise. He's a clueless upper middle class douchebag who wanted to connect to the poor slobs who listened to him. He had to pretend to be super poor when he heard that Jimmy and Anthony really were poor growing up, couldn't let them one up him.

Which if this queer had any radio sense or any humor he would've played up his wealth to Ant's poverty. Kind of like the bit where Ant and Louis are talking about wasting food.

He was clearly an upper middle class kid at a rich public school. I don't know how he came away from this thinking he was poor though. I was a middle class kid at a poor public school and I don't tell people how rich I used to be.

It's a warped perspective. Kids driving new Mustangs probably convinced him that he was broke.

It's such a stupid measure of wealth, paper bags would be cheap enough. And how much fucking cement was this one family going through?

Who knows how many brothers and sisters they had to get rid of

He is such a shit liar. He finally admitted it only happened once, but still maintained that that one time was due to being poor. Your mom was just lazy and didn't care about you enough to go to the store, you fuck.

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He was also on shitty stations on shitty shifts and probably making no money for about 13 years until he found Anthony. He claims he lived in shit hole apartments and stuff but I'd bet that his family paid his rent and slipped him some money to live on. Probably that grandma he supposedly walked out on as she lay dying. And they kept paying his bills even after he and Anthony hooked up, until he signed his first big contract.

Hopefully this downfall hes experoencing is caused by her and Fred Hughes' faggot ghosts.

Guys when he turned 16 his parents couldn't even buy him a brand new car. They had to get him a USED one. Must have been so tough growing up on such hard times,...........

Ski Trips are a fave of the "poor kid."

Cement bag lunches as my ass.

Let's cut him some slack, maybe he saved all the money he made as a caddy for the mafia and took the whole family to a nice resort?

I bet it was the money he earned as a "candy kid".

Yeah, like Breckenridge or Aspen, brothaman.

Don't forget he was a bookie for his teacher at school too!

Didn't it turn out he stole the lunch bag story from Fez?

I wouldn't be surprised.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=fU6am164bFY

His mother was just a crazy bitch who made him do weird shit every now and then. Really how expensive are brown paper bags to where not buying them helps you make budget?

Paper bags were too expensive but the cement was so cheap that they could just use the bags for lunches.

All the cement dust he consumed is what made him mentally retarded.

This is the part that always got me, why would you pick a cement bag, compared to a regular paper bag, or stealing paper bags, or getting a lunchbox, whatever. It seems like some picked specifically to sound zany

It's not impossible if the school subsidized it a lot. Our ski club was really cheap. I was broke growing up and with my hundred dollar golf clubs I was able to do 10+ rounds per summer, free with the school club.

He lived in an affluent area and lived in a very large, very nice house.

he's way too much of a cutie to be poor ;)

What is Opie surprise? And yo-yo? Fuck off.

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"That's not nice"

Texas A&M? In case you didn't already think he was incredibly stupid, there's your biggest proof.

Home of the faggies.

I love how the school put it in quotes, like they're not exactly sure what this "Texas A&M" thing is he's talking about.

Dislikes: comedy

Dislikes: a faithful spouse

The 'Opie Surprise', guess they knew about his tits back on Long Island.

Coulda been a fawkin model

I'm not loying.

Powriod

Chris Scopo

what a cross eyed queer

Good thing he is a weightlifting VETERAN, or else he wouldn't have worked his way up to 140 on the bench press.

I guess he was lying when he said he used to be a model.

Dennis the Menacing Mammaries

Maybe I'm an idiot and this has been suggested before...but I think Gregg saw his idol, Howard, get away with little fibs about his background (being half jewish, being happily married, etc.) and he decided to follow the same path as it made for (in Greggy's dumb mind) "more interesting radio".

Or Gregg's just a dullard and he can't remember fact from fiction.

Or he's a liar.

Choose one...they all mean he's an idiot. But I wonder if he thinks this is a bit and he's trying to be Howie.

He's a pathological liar with paranoid delusions.

When I see this I think..dammmmnn, he could have been a model.

He dislikes weight training? He's so chesty though....

Likes "Texas A&M" What the Fuck ?!

she's blossomed into such a voluptuous woman

college applications and disco?

Proof you are a nerd: youre in high school and you like anthropology.

I am not sure how you are the only one to comment on that. Yachting and Anthropology, hobbies of the common man.

I'm pretty sure he's referring to 'people watching'

you know who likes anthropology? anthropologists and pedofiles. this guys a jerk.

Pedophiles' computers are full of pedofiles

I think he got picked on and shoved in lockers in high school.

Why the hell did he list Texas A&M??

I was a dork in school. I have never had a reason to lie about it.

He was voted "most likely to get cucked on his radio channel one day".

The Islanders? 50 years later and he still doesn't know shit about hockey.

He knows jack shit. It's the same with bill burr. They act like they follow hockey. Burr said recently that no one knew Auston Matthews when he scored those 4 goals in one game. If you follow hockey you know he was the first pick and been talked about as the next great American player.

People were already comparing him to Crosby and Gretzky before he even played a game.

Gregg Hughes

Nicknames: Tits Likes: naked Children, bikini shopping & afternoon radio. Movies: 80's movies (being a child of the 80's). Memories: I like to lie about them. Dislikes: Doing decent radio, wearing a bra all day, women with bigger breasts, homeless people with cakes, & the English language.

Walbaums. Brown... Paper.. bag. BRUISED APPLE. Pepperidge Farm bread, waxed paper.

The pepperidge farm bread always gets me, what is the "good" sliced bread supposed to be?

I think he said he wanted Wonderbread like the cool kids.

I have buddy who's 5'5'' and clearly a nerd. I didn't know him in HS, but he talks about getting pussy and being cool and I just roll my eyes.

We used to literally touch ballbags. It was bruuutal. Period.

Hold on, hold on, hold on...

In the dislikes, after weight-training and before Rangers.. does that say "ants"? As in, Anthony's? As in, Anthony Cumia? As in Anthony from Opie & Anthony?

COINCIDENCE?! I. Think. Not.

Thermite yearbook.

Senior quote: "Fuck niggers and disco"

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Don't forget, he was 5'5" until he left for college

Opie always needed four promotions before he could be a asshole

Opie is square

Hey, is one of his dislikes Ants? Second last line, between weight training and Rangers.

He lists both Islanders & Rangers as likes? woof

After anthropology it says dislikes. He also put ants and regrets I'm his dislikes too.

he's really cute :O

Gregg Hughes - The Cuckold of SiriusXM Greenstein, Stern, Norton and now Sally Robert... Who will cuckold Greggins next? Roland? Judy Gold? Wait and see....

I love skiing and taking dad's ween. It's so red when he's excited. The goo is gross, but my brothers taught me how to swallow like mom. Life can be bruuuuuutal, but there's always blu-burrys and Geneseo."

And he had to drink powdered melk.

Powriod

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It's such a stupid measure of wealth, paper bags would be cheap enough. And how much fucking cement was this one family going through?

You know, I wouldn't call it a utopia but most Americans don't travel abroad. So Americans are that guy that has a nice house, a good job and a nice car but is complaining that he doesn't have a bigger house, a better job and a better car. Most Americans don't know what real poverty is. If you're an American you're in the top 1 percent in terms of income globally. Opies dad was in the real estate business and had success according to Opie. His dad probably made somewhere around 150k a year. But he had six kids so Opie had to share.

Chris Scopo

With all his gifts, he's said in all seriousness that he coulda been a Doctor, "scientist", male model, NBA point guard (if he just had tha height), or the host of the Tonight Show.

I am not sure how you are the only one to comment on that. Yachting and Anthropology, hobbies of the common man.

Pedophiles' computers are full of pedofiles

He was also on shitty stations on shitty shifts and probably making no money for about 13 years until he found Anthony. He claims he lived in shit hole apartments and stuff but I'd bet that his family paid his rent and slipped him some money to live on. Probably that grandma he supposedly walked out on as she lay dying. And they kept paying his bills even after he and Anthony hooked up, until he signed his first big contract.

Guys when he turned 16 his parents couldn't even buy him a brand new car. They had to get him a USED one. Must have been so tough growing up on such hard times,...........