This is what Jim would look like if his hours in the gym were spent lifting rather than doing endless cardio and if he ate more than 1,000 calories a day.
You don't think exclusively hiring lady trainers and doing pilates stretches inbetween microsets of girl pushups is the key to a rippling, vascular, adonis-like physique?
Well you did a great job on Jim and Anthony. Don't kick yourself for not being able to photoshop Sam, his appearance is so fucked up that you can't really change it enough to look odder than it already is.
Psychotic looking Big Jim, an awful faced (but somehow improved) Anthony, and just Sam...it took me a minute to spot the best thing about this picture. Sammie's scrawny, withered arm.
I'm more into beanpole big Jim (especially if he has an oversized head). You made him proportionate. Still an upvote for content though. I hope someone creates an Instagram Filter Opie photoshop parody series.
Would it help if Sam's head were bigger overall? I figure you could make the whole head larger then extend the forehead and chin for an overall more Neanderthal-like appearance.
But who am I to say? You've done a great job here.
54 comments
68 JerkStoreJ 2016-10-24
You should photoshop Sam too
9 thrillated 2016-10-24
Vurry good
2 jarjarjelly 2016-10-24
actually lol'd
2 lickitoff 2016-10-24
What challenge?? He's related to Thomas Jefferson's negroid maid. Throw an apron on him and darken his complexion
38 hellofriendo1234 2016-10-24
This is what Jim would look like if his hours in the gym were spent lifting rather than doing endless cardio and if he ate more than 1,000 calories a day.
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6 bowserjrjr 2016-10-24
going to the gem*
0 [deleted] 2016-10-24
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-2 Lish_fips89 2016-10-24
Perfect.
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-2 robertodefaro 2016-10-24
No gym was correct
3 DryTeeth 2016-10-24
Gem was correct. "Ay! Stay off the roads, stay off the moores"
1 The-Lunger 2016-10-24
I think it's "stay on the road, keep clear of the moors" or maybe it's moops. Either way, great reference.
1 bowserjrjr 2016-10-24
peckahs
11 CelebPictureColector 2016-10-24
Yeah if he had been lifting in the gym we could grew a foot taller by now, lazy pipsqueek!
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10 CelebPictureColector 2016-10-24
Yeah straightening up and flying right that is!
9 SlamballReunionTour 2016-10-24
You don't think exclusively hiring lady trainers and doing pilates stretches inbetween microsets of girl pushups is the key to a rippling, vascular, adonis-like physique?
7 zmontoya 2016-10-24
You don't think instant heating soup is a good way to retain muscle mass?
0 jarjarjelly 2016-10-24
gym obsessed people of any kind are fags
-4 Yujiro_Hanma_ 2016-10-24
They photoshopped his arms right?
3 Chris_Benoit_Daycare 2016-10-24
No.
26 cant_stop_wont_stop- 2016-10-24
Big Jim is a vicious rapist
6 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-10-24
the lovable big galoot
15 andiswearrrr 2016-10-24
Big Jim must depress the fuck out of norton.
16 CelebPictureColector 2016-10-24
Being Jim* must depress the fuck out of norton.
14 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2016-10-24
Sam was a challenge? You didn't even change his appearance.
5 blackirishlad 2016-10-24
a challenge to look at, that is
9 3stepsbackward 2016-10-24
Tranthony has some nice tits. Opie must be jealous.
3 DHFearnot 2016-10-24
Not as jealous as you would think.
6 KirkJohnsonsring 2016-10-24
I'd legit buy a sick fucking puppies t-shirt..
5 DaveNone 2016-10-24
Well you did a great job on Jim and Anthony. Don't kick yourself for not being able to photoshop Sam, his appearance is so fucked up that you can't really change it enough to look odder than it already is.
But don't be sad because 2 out of 3 ain't bad.
3 RahnBayngtin 2016-10-24
Tranthony needs to be a thing now. Any time they take a pic with a girl we need some Tranth in there
ME: Where we at with the Tranthony
3 McGowan9 2016-10-24
Psychotic looking Big Jim, an awful faced (but somehow improved) Anthony, and just Sam...it took me a minute to spot the best thing about this picture. Sammie's scrawny, withered arm.
3 bleep1991 2016-10-24
Jesus Christ Big Jim is hilarious.
1 callmesnake13 2016-10-24
Big Jim has been the most consistently funny thing to come out of this place for me. Jim's so not big at all and he totally wants to be.
3 the_opester 2016-10-24
Jim would stop sucking dick for a week at least to look like this.
2 Blues_Jews 2016-10-24
I'm more into beanpole big Jim (especially if he has an oversized head). You made him proportionate. Still an upvote for content though. I hope someone creates an Instagram Filter Opie photoshop parody series.
3 John_Gulbunny 2016-10-24
It looks like rogan gave him some of his steroids so Jim can have an oversized head too
2 robertodefaro 2016-10-24
trust a godamn fuckin jew to criticise something
1 BMoneyCPA 2016-10-24
I get what you're saying but I think a proportional, overall good (normal) looking one is good for Jim because it's everything he's not.
2 _snoop_ 2016-10-24
Henry Rollins Jimmy
2 That70smoke 2016-10-24
I love Jims sick fawkin puppy t-shirt
2 Mikekekeke 2016-10-24
I can't wait for Bald Jess.
2 copomash 2016-10-24
Looks like James has added some weight back. I see the gut again.
1 kevin121312 2016-10-24
just put sam back to 'normal' and tweet that to jim. Tranthony is hilarious.
1 BullsLawDan 2016-10-24
This is damn awesome though, don't be so hard on yourself. What's the original?
1 KorgDTR2000 2016-10-24
Every photoshop of Sam I've ever seen has been hilarious.
1 tortoiseboy52 2016-10-24
I hear Big Jim has a BIG Jim is you know what I'm saying haha
1 BMoneyCPA 2016-10-24
Would it help if Sam's head were bigger overall? I figure you could make the whole head larger then extend the forehead and chin for an overall more Neanderthal-like appearance.
But who am I to say? You've done a great job here.
1 Mantis_Toboggan369 2016-10-24
This is almost perfect. Sam looks retarded.
1 throwawaymanthrows 2016-10-24
Man, Sam really is skinny fat.
1 molotovspritzer 2016-10-24
jimmy looks like the heavy machine gunner in a ww2 movie
1 hairFugazi 2016-10-24
haha sam's arm is nauseating in this picture
1 MedicatedHead 2016-10-24
You didn't make Jimmy ugly enough... I like that you left Sam natural. Keeps it believable. Good move.
1 Br0th3rJ0e 2016-10-24
This made my day.
-2 Die-rector 2016-10-24
this is a shitty photoshop
-2 FoetusCorruptus 2016-10-24
Yeah, anyone can do a shitty photoshops. If the only joke is the photoshop itself, be fucking good at it.