If anyone else misses Patrice's comedy.

30  2016-10-23 by [deleted]

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Patrice is rolling over in his piano crate because of this

This doesn't have enough upvotes.

Is every comic's girlfriend and ex-pornstar a comedian now?

The best move for a female comic is still dating a succesfull male comedian and leeching of his tallent. The only reason why Schumer was succesfull in the beginning is because Jeselnik wrote jokes for her.

Fucking llearn how many "L's" are in words

Theirs a lot of trash comedians out there at least if she told the story about how she use to drink ole patriciki's piss that could be a decent 5 min bit .

what ex-pornstars are doing comedy?

Alia Janine, Sovereign Syre, Nina Hartley I think. You wouldn't recognize them without the cum on them har har.

Yeah... Vos, Patton Oswald, list goes on and on

Eww, she's fucking doing comedy now?

This is the same chick Patrice used to always say was retarded lol

It sure is. He was right about having to be her sensei and guide her. Ever since he passed, she's been a goofy hoe with nobody checking her.

The biggest contribution she's made is texting Patrice Gallagher's real name.

Patrice used to piss in her mouth

I miss ol' birthday cake piss

Memories (sung in falsetto)

Now your making me want to donate to her didn't she say it tasted like birthday cake .

She rose 130k for documentary as of may 2015... how much of that went to designer handbags?

I just can't believe she changed her daughters last name to O'Neal after he died.

WTF what about the actual father

You know the answer to this.

Patrice told a story about meeting her father once, said he was a good guy and sounded like he was around his daughter a lot. So that's pretty fucked up, if true

Plus according to Patrice she looked a lot like her father too.

Hm. I wasn't aware. I just figured he was a typical one of "those people."

Derosa is such a pussy in this clip.

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Fuck off, really?

I think Patrice would have wanted her to rip people off using his death though right?

Exactly why I didn't donate. Knew it would just go straight to her.

can't get nothin' by you!

Well not claiming to be clever, but clearly enough people were gullible enough to give her $130,000

are you serious?

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She has a very large bottom.

Forehead aside, she's pretty hot.

she's a mare i'd like to mount for sure

I'd like to cum on her tits but have no interest in whatever it is she's peddling.

Maybe she's releasing the Patrice doc there

Funny is not an STD

Lesbian mixer event

COMING TO THEATERS IN 2017.

A Keith Robinson Production

Starring Von DeCarlo

In

Patrice O'Neal's VON. A standup special

Now that Greg doesn't have a real show. Where's she gonna go the beg for money?

Clicking that link made me move my head backwards and make a noise by sucking and inhaling through my teeth.

Thanks, now I can't stop trying to emulate this to make the right noise of disgust.

I know how we shat on jimmy about his 60 K chip cartoon, but this is so much worse. If you go to the movie's page on Facebook the last post was on June 13. Who ever donated should be pissed since this bitch's excuse is that the movie isn't perfect it. It'll be a year since they started filming in a few weeks.

And Jim haven't said a word about his for 7 months now

Any one that Donates money to a rich person so they can do a " project" should be ripped off it's a hustle or just a shitty idea and they have no idea what their doing . You'd be better off using that money to pay a tranny to give you the ole right there Fred .

Ieeeeeyyy neyyyyyyyyeee

I thought this would be a link to buy tickets to Amy Schumer's shows... 'Hello...What...What...!'

                   ^

I'm sure she's hilarious....

I would rather watch my mother die of cancer over and over again.

I bet there will be more laughs there

I too would like this to happen very much.

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I wonder how much she paid from the Benefit money to be verified on Twitter.

She is kinda aging like a fine wine.

Wut

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She's got a nice rack of lamb up there.

Just FYI documentrees featuring many interviews take a long time to edit, years when done by first time directors. Women aren't funny took like 6 years.

remember GOD'S FOOT in "MONTY PYTHON"??

.....if heaven truly existed Patrice's HAND would right now be "communicating" with Von's FACE

She's no longer a civilian.

You're all pieces of shit

She's trying something new, and she didn't finish the Patrice documentary within a timeframe that I approve of. She's a FUCKING CUNT. Right fellas? Huh?

Women are funny, get over it

ah can we leave her out of this please. widows get a pass surely.. plus she's so fucking hot.

are you really a widow if you're just the last person to suck someone's dick before they died?

She was a gold-digging whore who used to drink Patrice's piss.

Hm. I wasn't aware. I just figured he was a typical one of "those people."

Plus according to Patrice she looked a lot like her father too.

Fucking llearn how many "L's" are in words