Anyone bummed about the peace made between Anthony and Opie and/or the cease fire between Opie and Jimmy have no fear: Opie will burn those bridges soon enough.

59  2016-10-22 by TangerineReam

The one thing you can always have confidence in; The man WILL NEVER admit he's where he is because of his own actions.

His career is still in free-fall right now. It's falling straight down, but the next branch is steadily approaching. Something will happen behind the scenes that will spike another fit of woe-is-me rage in the Opester, and he'll go back to taking shots at Ant and Jim again, complete unprovoked. Both of them are trying to take the high road; Ant is even extending a olive branch. But Opie will ruin that too, just like he ruined his own career by allowing his insecurities to steamroll over everything.

Give it a couple of months; Cowhead has only done two seconds of radio with the guy in his whole career (same with Opie). He'll learn what greggshells are REAL QUICK, and he'll eventually step on them without even knowing it. Opie will freak out, they'll have it out on air, and Opie will go back to bashing Ant and Jim (if he hasn't already by then) on top of Cowhead.

Because apparently; it's everyone else that he has to keep his "head on a swivel" for.

25 comments

16  braunheiser 2016-10-22

Someone was saying the Cowhead thing wasn't real and that would make sense even though it's a weird and random joke thats more confusing than funny... he'd either have to move to NY or do the show with Opie through an ISDN line. If that's really true theres no way it lasts long. Also if anything Anthony said was true about no one being able to last long doing a show with Opie, Vic/Sherrod/DiStefano will either stop coming in so often within a few months or just get audibly sick of doing radio with him. It's almost a guarantee the Cowhead thing was completely faked (he probably got Cowhead in on it too) to try and generate buzz so he can show execs people want it then try to lobby for it to happen... if that's true it's even funnier because it backfired, the top response tweets were people saying Please no and Cowhead calling everyone fuckface

Not only that, if what Anthony/East Side Dave were saying about how Opie treats other shows/staff, lies and manipulates and 'backstabs' people by stringing them along only for them to get left in the dust... I would bet money he's convinced Vic / Sherrod / DiStefano that the execs have 'shown interest' in getting him a cohost spot, fooling them all into coming in and doing radio with him all the time because in their head they're competing to get a paid afternoon gig at Sirius. In reality everything that Opie actually said during the contract stuff pointed to them barely even showing interest in having Opie there as a host, so there's no chance they care about finding him a cohost on a 1 year contract, and he's fooled all the comedians who support him so he can string them along and get them to come in all the time and carry his show.

8  Schleckman 2016-10-22

Cowhead is under contract in Tampa until 2019. I'm guessing that it has a non-compete clause that SXM would need to pay. I agree - it's bullshit.

Here: http://www.tampabay.com/news/business/retail/mike-calta-from-1025-the-bone-signs-5-year-contract/2185722

6  TangerineReam 2016-10-22

I didnt look into the thing bringing a hoax on Opie's part, because I do not follow Cowheads career (most of us don't); so if someone said they were going to do radio together, I'd believe them.

But see your point. That makes sense.

4  PassProtect15 2016-10-22

No shit this Cowhead business isn't real. It was rolled out the same exact way as the Artie thing which, btw, fooled 95% of you dummies.

3  Schleckman 2016-10-22

Your flair 🐷

3  SlamballReunionTour 2016-10-22

The believabilitly stems from most people rightfully having zero idea who 'cowhead' is, and then reasonably assuming no one sane could possibly lie about something so utterly trivial and valueless.

11  meanmug247 2016-10-22

Anthony will dance a jig if you flash him money. I hope it does continue until opie kills himself.

8  CelebPictureColector 2016-10-22

i'd love to see ant dance for his dinner

hes stupid fucking tin man torso and arms swinging stiffly as his old man legs shuffle listlessly

and that god-damn face! what an old ghoul he is!

6  JohnQNo1 2016-10-22

There's already footage of him dancing

10  andycumiashow 2016-10-22

All it takes is one of those overly sensitive sissies misunderstanding a joke or being prodded the right way on Twitter. They're drama queens and they love it.

9  lsx100 2016-10-22

i'm guessing ant needs money badly, on the tacs with Jim

"i've actually managed to stay on good terms-"

Jim: "you said destroy everything wrong!"

And then Ant just kind of looked down and went uhh, yeah, hmm. Like he was just thinking, yeah I really did fuck everything up what a mess I'm in.

3  SlamballReunionTour 2016-10-22

That Jimmy line was hilarious because the room filled with the uproarious laughter of truth spoken aloud, enjoyed exclusively by people personally affected by his poor decisionmaking skills.

5  lsx100 2016-10-22

yes it was a bit of a "slamdunk" as they say

6  Beavis_vs_theFeds 2016-10-22

You don't think Opie's gonna admit his mistakes and grow as a person?

5  molotovspritzer 2016-10-22

By evidence of all the fake, inaccurate, or premature announcements it's obvious Opie and KtC share a brain and right now Keith is probably borrowing it for something.

1  Son0fAnder 2016-10-22

Tss

2  SlurpeeMolot 2016-10-22

Wait what ceasefire with jimmy

"When the hell did this happen??"

1  KNUCKKLEFUCKER 2016-10-22

I don't know, maybe through all of this Opie is finally starting to loosen up and start seeing his part in all of this. I highly doubt he'll just come out and admit it on the air, but maybe he will. I actually hope that in the end they all bury this bullshit and can just do the shows that they wanna do. Yeah, it would be more entertaining for everybody to pile on and attack Opie ( he's s definitely done enough to deserve it), but in the grand scheme of things the damage has been done and they all need to move on with their shows and their lives... Now down vote me to hell.

1  Chuck_Chasem 2016-10-22

The only good Tits shows were the Antony phoners and that one Artie episode last week. He's not doing ANYTHING new. It's the whole 'Throw a bunch of comedians in there and see what happensBURP' thing all over again.

-7  gsbird1065 2016-10-22

You ladies just love writing fan fiction, dontcha?

7  TheScarletR 2016-10-22

Arent you the fella who posts Opie Show listening threads, daily, that get like 15 comments on them?

-1  gsbird1065 2016-10-22

Also the Jim & Sam Live Listening Threads, yes.

3  sldsnak04 2016-10-22

It's sad, you don't even contribute to the conversations in those threads.

2  BoardroomBimmy 2016-10-22

Because he's an autistic bore with nothing to offer. And he is one of the few faggots who is legitimately excited for an O and A reunion because he is also apparently retarded and has learned nothing in the past two years.

2  gsbird1065 2016-10-22

What am I supposed to say? I like Jim and Sam's show; I don't like Opie's.

Opie only produces good radio with Anthony; Anthony only produces good radio with Opie. On their own, they both produce dogshit.

2  BoardroomBimmy 2016-10-22

Because he's an autistic bore with nothing to offer. And he is one of the few faggots who is legitimately excited for an O and A reunion because he is also apparently retarded and has learned nothing in the past two years.

2  gsbird1065 2016-10-22

What am I supposed to say? I like Jim and Sam's show; I don't like Opie's.

Opie only produces good radio with Anthony; Anthony only produces good radio with Opie. On their own, they both produce dogshit.

1  Son0fAnder 2016-10-22

Tss