Duuude.. I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor dude

70  2016-10-22 by Gronez_Bambaataa

35 comments

55  andycumiashow 2016-10-22

You got your broken hotel beds duuuuude you got your $250 incidental charge

22  EncinoEscobar 2016-10-22

It looks like the picture the news runs with after they start turning up kids bodies.

20  WiretapStudios 2016-10-22

Here's a still from the news report

17  ScorchIsMyHero 2016-10-22

Suspect literally at large

1  [deleted] 2016-10-22

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1  WiretapStudios 2016-10-22

That was intentional :-)

2  MomsBoxx 2016-10-22

Ha! I looked at it, chuckled and was about to close it when I caught the, "You got your sex dungeon dude..." Classic.

1  EncinoEscobar 2016-10-22

perfect

22  Doc_McCoy79 2016-10-22

You're not an assassin, duuuude. You're an errand boy.

6  McGowan9 2016-10-22

You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks to collect a bill. For $25,000. I was hungry duuude, go fuck yourself.

3  karmacompanion 2016-10-22

You're a pizza delivery boy.

16  That_Fat_Nagel_kid 2016-10-22

Bobby is Butterball cenobite in Hellraiser

3  F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2016-10-22

Is that the one who throws the comedy CDs?

2  Konstrukt1 2016-10-22

He's also a pinhead.

12  nazereth1 2016-10-22

70 double shots of eggnog.

11  balancedchaos 2016-10-22

GODDAMNIT BOBBY.

I went low carb in March. I'm down 60 pounds. Stop being a weak pussy and fucking save yourself.

2  dassabessdoe 2016-10-22

I would lose weight too if I could quit drinking. Bobby isn't even an alcoholic.

10  3stepsbackward 2016-10-22

King Kong Bundy is looking well. Shame about his Wrestlemania 2 loss to Hulk Hogan.

10  snowaaaay 2016-10-22

Bobby from Moonachie

9  1073WAAF 2016-10-22

"You're an errand boy sent by grocery clerks to collect an extremely large bill."

6  PepperTheCentaur 2016-10-22

That is what you look like when the last salad you ate came on a Big Mac.

6  CoolerKing37 2016-10-22

"We will eat them! Pig after pig! Cow after cow!"

6  XmoonmanX 2016-10-22

bobby no....

you have a kid now. dont die in his teens

5  I_Hate_Stinkers 2016-10-22

Ya know duuude, ya got your horror, ya got your fuckin.... horror

3  liquidmachete 2016-10-22

Butterbean!

3  PatrickFullen 2016-10-22

Dude ya got your enoculations and boom ya got your pile of little arms duuude...

3  SorryFiMAGADog 2016-10-22

Duuude ya got your ecto plasm and ya Stay-Puft hat..

2  Xx9mmParabellumxX 2016-10-22

We must eat them all.

Sausage after sausage. Burger after burger.

2  Folken_Braggart 2016-10-22

"This is my 6th fat.i got one more in me after i slim down from this one."

I think that's the saddest part.

2  MedicatedHead 2016-10-22

It's my dream... my nightmare... crawling on the edge... of a donut...

1  OpiesMammogramResult 2016-10-22

I thought Bobby was wearing a neckbrace, turns out to just be that waterbed of a double chin.

1  KNUCKKLEFUCKER 2016-10-22

Or his Halloween costume, "The Michelin Man".

1  AntsCamera 2016-10-22

Bobby looks like a teenage Pat From Moonachie.

1  KNUCKKLEFUCKER 2016-10-22

Duuude .,....You got your gastric and you got your bypass.

1  MedicatedHead 2016-10-22

Not gluten free.

1  molotovspritzer 2016-10-22

bobby is the reason why strict structural engineering standards must be maintained.

1  GiygasFetus 2016-10-22

Bob needs Anorexia Now.

0  That_Fat_Nagel_kid 2016-10-22

Come on duuudes dont do this to me. been a good year they only tried to roll me back in water at beach five times this year.