He doesn't even finish whole movies or TV shows cuz he needs to edge every hour. He watched an hour of some documentary, an hour of the Trump debate, he gives not a solitary shit about bringing interesting discussion to the radio.
See, if he had an addiction other than jerking off to tranny porn he could leave the television on as he got drunk or got zooted. And his balls wouldn't hurt all of the time.
shut up you fucking queer who is pfgciples your so keen on defending him: your multi or the other loser who sends you cock picks from his reddit account
no one cares about his 'bit' you fucking sad sack of shit
How about yesterday when he casually mentioned that he was at a friend's house who happened to have rats that crawled all over him. What kind of twisted psychopath hooker is he visiting who treats these evil creatures like golden retrievers?
It really is the worst. He stopped drinking when he was a teenager. Someone drinking a lot and doing some crazy things when they were a teenager is not in the least bit special or unique. It certainly doesn't warrant going to AA meetings well in to your 40s and referring to themselves as a "recovering alcoholic". Him trying to relate to real addicts is embarrassing. He doesn't understand true addiction, but thinks he's an expert on it. I don't know if there is anything worse than a fake alcoholic.
He's like the guy in college that gets a homely girlfriend for a semester and spends the next three years casually bringing up his "ex" to prove that he actually got his dick wet once.
You're probably the faggot that called today with the horrible Hillary Clinton "jokes." We get it, you're not intelligent enough for subtleties or the implied parts of stories. You're probably an ex-frat faggot that won't stop regaling his frumpy wife and dullard kids about his glory days on the high school football team and hanging out with your "brothers" in college
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18 Bibimbap4211 2016-10-21
I'm good with it. It's too early in the morning to hear about his mouth imitating a urinal.
-1 dermotBlancmonge 2016-10-21
never too early for a lovely drink
13 _Gnostic 2016-10-21
Pontificating "we all have the commonality of language" Jimmy is so much worse because he's intentionally not being funny.
10 Really_Big_Dummy 2016-10-21
Some things are more douchey than that.
6 twinkskc 2016-10-21
ME: let's make a list !
8 Clibanarius 2016-10-21
You know what he means by that is that he was with a prostitute, right?
6 KimJongTroll 2016-10-21
Friends of the night
2 goarlorde 2016-10-21
Friends of the Road, Rick
1 Clibanarius 2016-10-21
Which is a wonderful thing
5 [deleted] 2016-10-21
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5 NumeroOtto 2016-10-21
solo Jim Norton is the worst ... his fake self-reflective inner monologue is so terrible and uninteresting
4 dermotBlancmonge 2016-10-21
most hookers take one look and turn him down
that one truly is a friend
1 bonniesretardsister 2016-10-21
Imagine what his fuckface looks like. It's probably like a horrifying Edgar face.
4 dassabessdoe 2016-10-21
He doesn't even finish whole movies or TV shows cuz he needs to edge every hour. He watched an hour of some documentary, an hour of the Trump debate, he gives not a solitary shit about bringing interesting discussion to the radio.
3 bonniesretardsister 2016-10-21
See, if he had an addiction other than jerking off to tranny porn he could leave the television on as he got drunk or got zooted. And his balls wouldn't hurt all of the time.
2 IVORY_LEAGUE_opie 2016-10-21
he really is FUCKING EMBARRASSING with that
SO BADLY...... wants to be the "Woody Allen-esque", cosmopolitan NYC intellectual-humorist
--"yeh, caught early sushi with a "FRIEND" in the Village.."
--"tried to retire early, get some rest......(but im SO PROLIFIC).....just cant fall asleep, cause i cant "turn my mind off".
4 DamonTyler 2016-10-21
Are you trying to steal pfg-ciples bit?
-6 CelebPictureColector 2016-10-21
he you can't take an artists work?
shut up you fucking queer who is pfgciples your so keen on defending him: your multi or the other loser who sends you cock picks from his reddit account
no one cares about his 'bit' you fucking sad sack of shit
3 DamonTyler 2016-10-21
tss more like CelebPeckahColector
how new are you, if you don't know /u/pfg-sciple
2 bonniesretardsister 2016-10-21
That was almost coherent.
-1 CelebPictureColector 2016-10-21
yeh thats what fukkin sue lightning says
Coom here Ent! n then she sucks ants big peckah!
2 ReDMeridiaN 2016-10-21
How about yesterday when he casually mentioned that he was at a friend's house who happened to have rats that crawled all over him. What kind of twisted psychopath hooker is he visiting who treats these evil creatures like golden retrievers?
1 lifeobenreilly 2016-10-21
Jim wants love,
Just a different kind.
He wants chicks who're packing Dicks,
Uses his chest to take their shit.
He doesn't want a real girl,
Just a ladyboy,
Deviant love.
1 amajorseventh 2016-10-21
Is this a parody of Elton John's "I Want Love"?
1 lifeobenreilly 2016-10-21
Correct! You win a Buffler Nickel!
2 amajorseventh 2016-10-21
That's a deep cut!
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1 AsunaKirito4Ever 2016-10-21
Food Jimmy is worse when he talks about all the stuff he can't eat anymore. And people said diet talk would go away with Opie.
3 Chuck_Chasem 2016-10-21
Recovering Substance Abuse Jimmy is the absolute worst.
2 Sippycupofpee 2016-10-21
Real addicts should hate Jimmy.
2 Killgore 2016-10-21
It really is the worst. He stopped drinking when he was a teenager. Someone drinking a lot and doing some crazy things when they were a teenager is not in the least bit special or unique. It certainly doesn't warrant going to AA meetings well in to your 40s and referring to themselves as a "recovering alcoholic". Him trying to relate to real addicts is embarrassing. He doesn't understand true addiction, but thinks he's an expert on it. I don't know if there is anything worse than a fake alcoholic.
1 Fart_Parfait 2016-10-21
I have a particularly strong dislike for "undecided voter Jimmy"
1 Superbad415 2016-10-21
Yeah sure we know what youre talking about.
1 justchippinyaaaa 2016-10-21
"Her." Riiiiight.
1 9NepaliRed6 2016-10-21
Was he talking about - the morbidly obese - Amy Schummer again?
1 bonniesretardsister 2016-10-21
Like she's spending time on him when she doesn't want something from him.
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-2 VeritablyClean 2016-10-21
he had missionary sex for procreation so there were no jokes to be made about drinking piss
-5 georgie_best 2016-10-21
Shhhhhutup. If there's nothing funny in the first two lines of a post no one's gonna read it you frothy cunt.
1 Superbad415 2016-10-21
more "h"s maybe?
-9 rottenseed 2016-10-21
You're probably the faggot that called today with the horrible Hillary Clinton "jokes." We get it, you're not intelligent enough for subtleties or the implied parts of stories. You're probably an ex-frat faggot that won't stop regaling his frumpy wife and dullard kids about his glory days on the high school football team and hanging out with your "brothers" in college
5 CelebPictureColector 2016-10-21
haha get a load of this guy!
0 rottenseed 2016-10-21
Yeah what a fruit!
2 [deleted] 2016-10-21
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1 bonniesretardsister 2016-10-21
I was Phi Alpha Delta Peckahz.
6 twinkskc 2016-10-21
ME: let's make a list !