It's a challenge coin, this one is just the bases Master Chief's coin. They're just kinda handed out by certain people as a friendly gesture, nothing crazy special.
Nice try you ... CIVILIAN! That's his new callsign. Bravo Zulu. BZ. Brother Zero.
I wonder if BroJob will get mad when he realises that "Bravo, Zulu!" is something he could yell next time he's imagining a black bull seeding his ex wife
They actually sell them at certain PXs now, its super scummy in a way since you don't even have to be friends with the base commander to get them. That's how I got mine at least for $5.
Nice try you ... CIVILIAN! That's his new callsign. Bravo Zulu. BZ. Brother Zero.
I wonder if BroJob will get mad when he realises that "Bravo, Zulu!" is something he could yell next time he's imagining a black bull seeding his ex wife
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21 3stepsbackward 2016-10-21
I wish it was a live grenade.
14 literalotherkin 2016-10-21
But that could kill him?
8 OneCoolGhoul 2016-10-21
Oh literal literalotherkin
21 peckaface 2016-10-21
It's no big deal for joe, he is use to getting coins as handouts. I am shocked he didn't ask "is that it?"
1 Killgore 2016-10-21
He is an experienced bum and beggar. This is actually an advanced method of asking for more free shit.
19 china-blast 2016-10-21
So this is basically the same thing as when pilots used to give kids the clip on wings, right?
12 hopkraken 2016-10-21
It's a challenge coin, this one is just the bases Master Chief's coin. They're just kinda handed out by certain people as a friendly gesture, nothing crazy special.
11 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-10-21
Or like a safety pin badge that says deputy.
5 ValleyChip 2016-10-21
I got like 20 of these when I was enlisted. Not a big deal in the least. Some are lots cooler than others. This one is lame as shit.
15 84Heel 2016-10-21
Joe Cumia is an American Zero.
3 Folken_Braggart 2016-10-21
Nice try you ... CIVILIAN! That's his new callsign. Bravo Zulu. BZ. Brother Zero.
I wonder if BroJob will get mad when he realises that "Bravo, Zulu!" is something he could yell next time he's imagining a black bull seeding his ex wife
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12 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-10-21
Joe Cumia receives welfare.
10 JeremyACrosby 2016-10-21
haha, most vets joke about how excited people get over these.
8 Anarox 2016-10-21
He used to parachute into villages and locals would call him "el hombre bebedor de saliva" the locals would hide their kids and tell them about mythology surrounding this creature of the sky with wings to take them away if they misbehaved. They make their first born spit into a cup and put it outside the door at night so José wouldn't bother them. They would also have to accept awful U2 cover band cassette tapes that were put on their doorstep and play them during holidays to get a fruitful harvest. Here is a depiction done by Jorges Estrada who called the creature "El coco" because of it's love for saliva mixed in with coconut milk
http://equator.eftours.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/El-Coco3.jpg
6 kickerofelves 2016-10-21
It's a 'challenge coin', big deal they get handed out all the time.
1 AsunaKirito4Ever 2016-10-21
They actually sell them at certain PXs now, its super scummy in a way since you don't even have to be friends with the base commander to get them. That's how I got mine at least for $5.
2 Killgore 2016-10-21
You faggot for buying one of these.
2 Anarox 2016-10-21
I double down on that statment
-1 crookedmile 2016-10-21
Son of a Vietnam vet here, can confirm.
2 Doc_McCoy79 2016-10-21
Son of a bitch here, also can confirm.
"The ring is BUPKISS! I found it in a Cracker Jack box!"
6 JoeCumiaSr 2016-10-21
I don't care for Joe.
6 _MurdocNiccals 2016-10-21
Let's not say anything we might regret here.
4 FootThingOnHisFoot 2016-10-21
He's been telling people that he is a veteran for ages, now it's "active duty" same as those guys in Nam and Omaha Beach etc.
9 ScorzeMan 2016-10-21
Stolen Valor!
4 Knightscribe 2016-10-21
82nd Potato Peeled cuz you worked the fucking kitchen, worthless Morrish whoreson.
4 rottenseed 2016-10-21
Some military shit is cool but some of the pageantry and symbolism bullshit is so fucking gay
3 strappingyoungladdie 2016-10-21
Lead from the front, clinch from the back
2 Gronez_Bambaataa 2016-10-21
THANK YOU FOR YOUR NON-SERVICE
2 MedicatedHead 2016-10-21
Is someone going to tell him that's the Ebay China remake or should we let him have his deep cry?
1 Lyle_D_Chipperson 2016-10-21
Can someone explain how you can be a cook in the 82nd Airborne?
12 holodog 2016-10-21
you have to lug the deep fryer on missions
2 Doc_McCoy79 2016-10-21
Casey Ryback was a cook though, look what he got done.
2 Folken_Braggart 2016-10-21
The fryer gets the parachute.
Joe was strapped to the fryer and both were kicked out the back of a plane.
1 Lyle_D_Chipperson 2016-10-21
I see what your saying but wasn't he an ex-Navy Seal?
3 Doc_McCoy79 2016-10-21
Doesn't matter. At the time, technically...he was a cook. A lowly cook.
1 literalotherkin 2016-10-21
When did they start letting Polish people into the Armed Services?
effin disgrace
1 That_Fat_Nagel_kid 2016-10-21
Too bad it wasn`t iron sheik humbling him by shoving it up his ass
1 Mayonnaise_Monster 2016-10-21
Zulu, lol
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1 mikestl1988 2016-10-21
Joe got a dishonorable discharge for having a Biloxi Blues moment
1 jaghutgathos 2016-10-21
wait, what? He was really 82nd AB?
1 jobcircus 2016-10-21
BroJo is a nasty leg
1 dermotBlancmonge 2016-10-21
dead from the front?
I know that feels
1 Jackthejew 2016-10-21
I don't like how he said 0500
1 boring_oneliner 2016-10-21
The pic says " Fad from the front"
1 SuperShake66652 2016-10-21
How did Joe get into the military? Surely they had a policy for his kind.
1 Anarox 2016-10-21
Don't ask don't smell
6 _MurdocNiccals 2016-10-21
Let's not say anything we might regret here.
2 Killgore 2016-10-21
You faggot for buying one of these.
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3 Folken_Braggart 2016-10-21
Nice try you ... CIVILIAN! That's his new callsign. Bravo Zulu. BZ. Brother Zero.
I wonder if BroJob will get mad when he realises that "Bravo, Zulu!" is something he could yell next time he's imagining a black bull seeding his ex wife