r/opieandanthony: Female cartoonist draws a chart of a sexually repellent male, accidentally draws Jimmy.

She's hot for a cartoonist, but compared to a regular person she's just average and too skinny, but I love her art. She trashes the way she looks better than anyone: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5LkCzpDWXkA/S6iLQnwavfI/AAAAAAAAAfE/FA2PIySNCJQ/s400/podcast.jpg

She had all kinds of interesting theories on caricature and body parts and facial expressions and the way people look. She's also a very nice person, although kind of crazy and a shes lately become a bit of an SJW feminist libtard

22 DisappointedGiraffe 2016-10-21

Jesus christ you fucking sissy

3 BeMineYouGoose 2016-10-21

What's your pleasure young fellow?

2 andiswearrrr 2016-10-21

i'm a fan of her too

but nigger, u gay

1 BeMineYouGoose 2016-10-21

SO?!?!

1 TangerineReam 2016-10-21

How so lately? I haven't seen her writing anything about that stuff

1 BeMineYouGoose 2016-10-21

Her twitter.

1 MacReadys_Hat_ 2016-10-21

Fuck that yeast twated bint

1 Lobstrich 2016-10-21

She looks a bit like a dolphin wearing a wig.

5 buryonedeep 2016-10-21

Feminists should suck a dick.

3 pinkie_pride 2016-10-21

IMAGE SHAMING

3 DanisRibs 2016-10-21

"Two big fat fuckin funbags and a freshly shaven cunt to match! <<----Very Important!!"

2 breadmoccasin 2016-10-21

This is now considered an edgy statement.

2 TriangleDimes 2016-10-21

There was this news segment I saw and the hosts were talking about what constitutes an attractive face and it was all about slender features and smaller noses and all that. There were 2 other black people in the segment and you just saw them sit there seething.

1 truthie 2016-10-21

It would also be funny?

-1 truthie 2016-10-21

Guys caring what girls do to discriminate against them is one of the faggiest aspects of modern society.

-2 Killgore 2016-10-21

You act like men judging women's looks isn't a thing that happens.

1 Lobstrich 2016-10-21

No.

-2 redditorsarefags2 2016-10-21

Yeah, all you lisping, cocksucking, AIDS riddled faggots of this sub would get in a sewing circle and discuss how Trump is mean to women.

-4 BeMineYouGoose 2016-10-21

I can see your point, but the artist is brutal to everyone, including herself.

-6 YourOldPalHoward 2016-10-21

I don't have to imagine it, because it happens all the time and women usually don't like it. Do you see why?

26 Faggot_Detecting_Bot 2016-10-21

I'm a bot, bleep, bloop....You have been noted.

20 justneedtologin 2016-10-21

I always thought it was funny that Jimmy looks like the average of unattractive female faces from this German study on facial beauty.

4 majestik6 2016-10-21

Jim Norton looks like their "unattractive female" and Jim Jefferies looks like their "unattractive male"

http://todayilearned.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/handsome-male-faces.png

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTQxMDQ1MjQwNl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNDY4MTA5Nw@@._V1_UY317_CR8,0,214,317_AL_.jpg

3 majestik6 2016-10-21

That's uncanny

3 _TheConsumer_ 2016-10-21

The one on the right looks like she has hairy pits and wears camo pants with boots.

1 Dannyprecise 2016-10-21

"Less fat"

Says it all.

14 cumshells 2016-10-21

Too many of my features are exhibited on the character on the left, so I will be pulling a Robert Budd Dwyer tonight. Ciao.

7 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-10-21

dont post pics you ugly fuck

10 onemancrimespree 2016-10-21

I get that the worm on the left is revolting, but women have terrible taste in everything in general. Slap some glasses on the guy on the right and you've got Howard.

6 BeMineYouGoose 2016-10-21

Kikes aren't people.

9 Really_Big_Dummy 2016-10-21

But how'd she find my photo for the one on the right? (pm me)

9 BeMineYouGoose 2016-10-21

tsss yeah fukken bullsugah!

8 dfuller39 2016-10-21

Anyone got a photo of the cartoonist?

4 BeMineYouGoose 2016-10-21

http://66.media.tumblr.com/f7d18fad11dea863fce2c1570cb694de/tumblr_mxg7psQeDQ1rnqt9wo1_1280.jpg

Marlo Meekins

14 yul_brynner 2016-10-21

That's a brother.

2 DildoBaggins75 2016-10-21

Yo dat bitch gotta dick!

13 BlewRaja 2016-10-21

Oh, alright.

6 darklydreamingdayln 2016-10-21

Gotta admit I just assumed she'd be an absolute hog.

7 Z7ZZ77Z 2016-10-21

"She"

4 darklydreamingdayln 2016-10-21

Those are some pretty big paws she's gripping that phone with...

9 holodog 2016-10-21

If she's a trap she's close enough

4 majestik6 2016-10-21

Yeah I was bummed too

6 dfuller39 2016-10-21

Ginger tranny. Wonderful.

3 Folken_Braggart 2016-10-21

Hey, she has many features of the attractive face on the right!

I was about to have my Jimmies rustled by the TEMERITY of that WHORE shaming my proud, breadwinning bros.

Then I remembered that I'm a grown-ass adult man (legally, at least) and getting hurt feefees about this kind of thing is teenage boy (or grown-ass adult woman) territory.

Then I considered the fact that with a little grooming and upkeep, men arent on the sexual scrapheap at age 34, and i laughed and laughed .

1 BeMineYouGoose 2016-10-21

And also women can look past looks to find you sexy- look at Robert Mitchum, Bob Dylan, most rock stars, actually.

1 InHell1979 2016-10-21

fuck i knew it was Marlo Meekins

8 [deleted] 2016-10-21

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7 strappingyoungladdie 2016-10-21

I think she didn't put enough emphasis on how unattractive short people (under 6 foot) are to women.

2 BeMineYouGoose 2016-10-21

DELETE THIS.

7 User234524352345 2016-10-21

Even homosexuals arent this picky, women are worse than faggots.

7 RonSwansonsCabin 2016-10-21

"She is best known for her work on Vine." I hate the world we live in.

7 HansxxGruber 2016-10-21

"It just bothers me how many demands y'all have and just what little you bring to the table" - Patrice

6 LakeBodom 2016-10-21

Good lord it does look like Jimmy

6 clay-davis 2016-10-21

Body shaming.

5 AnnJilliansBrassiere 2016-10-21

This girl's first love was the douche (read: pussy crusher) on the right. We all knew that dude. The sap on the left is her hopeless hetero-friend that drunkenly tried once. We kinda knew that dude, too. Either he was a directionless nerd or a wigger - either way, you tried to feel bad for him but just couldn't. Also, if she's ever had a fly's fart of an orgasm, it's been by her own hand, maybe with the help of some synthetic molded rubber, or an ugly, lonely, sort-of "girl-once..", man-bitter chubby "friend" who is desperately trying to touch the privates of anybody, with the help of enough booze. My guess is that she set her sights way too high in 10th grade, and spent her high school years chasing her dreamy dude, just to be the recipient of his first premature ejaculation, not owed to her at all. After the awkward graduation into pseudo-adulthood (college life), she had her first fling/hookup/booty call. 2 years in, and after only two "boyfriends", and cemented bitterness by only chasing the worst possible situation, she now has a well forged ax to grind; shat out of her broken heart, and tempered by her cold and ignored vagina. She cartooned this over some what-have-you sweetened alcoholic drinks, being cheered on by no less that 3 (but probably more) rotund, dejected, homely "people" that can only lay claim to the female gender with their birth certificate. NOT trans-, just those... their appearance matches their place in gender, as it does in life - LOST- destined to hold more protest signs than their own children, and wear more nose rings than wedding rings. And while marriage should not be a goal for anyone, it does represent a finish line in life that is relatively happier than being a single, old, bitter cat lady - or tattoo artist's Ex.

1 BeMineYouGoose 2016-10-21

She's married to the guy who did Over The Garden Wall, here's how she caricatures him:

http://www.cartoonbrew.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/NickEyes.jpg

http://www.cartoonbrew.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Untitled-1.jpg

http://lucaboschi.nova100.ilsole24ore.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/14/imported/6a00d8341c684553ef0148c7f7826c970c-pi.jpg

http://www.angoranapkin.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/TrickNoy.jpg

1 AnnJilliansBrassiere 2016-10-21

Somehow between gulps of red stag & coke, I scrolled right past the image of this roman goddess. I have been known to make mistakes, from time to time. Her love of Tom Cruse is a subject for discussion, though.

1 TangerineReam 2016-10-21

Actually: she is pretty for sure. But you were semi-right about her life.

4 revt1 2016-10-21

DeRosa/Norton/Bobo/Patton all molded into one grotesque, unfuckable lump!!

good combination of masculine + feminine features

Does that mean that jelly-titted, reality TV marathoning, teen-girl-esque passive aggressive tweeting Gregg Hughes - realy could have been a model??!!!!

3 That_Fat_Nagel_kid 2016-10-21

And bobo

3 BeMineYouGoose 2016-10-21

Sort of Jimbobo with Sam's bulbous eyes.

2 That_Fat_Nagel_kid 2016-10-21

patton oswalt too he is a dumpy fuck

3 panasonictooth 2016-10-21

That's unfortunate

3 Raptoroo 2016-10-21

In an alternate universe where the Ice Age were accurate and mad scientist James Norton uses a sample of his own semen in an unethical experiment to create a hybrid worm-sloth.

3 hardmodediamondclub 2016-10-21

Why do I sense that whoever drew this was a 300 lb land whale piecing together her ideal man from the 100s of romance novels she reads.

2 _TheConsumer_ 2016-10-21

I look like neither of these caricatures. I'm either ridiculously good looking or completely repulsive.

Given the amount of girls I've had over the years...ah shit, I'm repulsive.

2 Superbad415 2016-10-21

Shes missing "awful facial twitches" and thats Jimmy.

2 Patmcpsu 2016-10-21

Who would image Sam Roberts being the eye-candy of the duo.

1 Adolf321 2016-10-21

Are those pimples near the right guy chin?

1 CookieHaid 2016-10-21