10 Things Anthony Needs To Change To Make His Show Wildly Successful

1  2016-10-21 by Ant_Sucks

  1. His studio
  2. His jokes
  3. His impressions
  4. His hair
  5. His personality
  6. His face
  7. His guests
  8. His streaming provicer
  9. His producer
  10. His host

Change these, and he could have a mega hit on his hands.

20 comments

22  WaddleLikeACuck 2016-10-21

His producer

I'm always surprised Keith the Cop doesn't receive more hatred around here. Him throwing Bobo's box of donuts out the window on yesterday's show like an edgy 1998 shock jock was enraging

10  breadmoccasin 2016-10-21

Nobody on earth likes Keith. He's every bit as bad as Joe Cumia.

What the fuck does doing that to Bobo prove? It's as bad as Opie but at least Opie would use it to kill time and scream into the mic, not just make a tweet later that you'd only understand if you watched the show.

Fuck that was stupid, pointless, and terrible. There's much funnier ways to fuck with Bobo that aren't just mean for no reason

6  McGowan9 2016-10-21

Keith washes Anthony's wine shits stained underwear. His wife cleans his house and stocks his fridge. At least they do something for their money. Joe is just going on a tree-house pact "I'm a loser but you made it" guilt trip.

Tldr - Keith is garbage but no one is as bad as Brother Joe.

6  SlurpeeMolot 2016-10-21

Remember when he pulled sandy kanes chair out from under her? I hate that ugly bitch but that was just mean spirited and completely unfunny.

But why am I surprised that a cop is a retarded bully

1  KNUCKKLEFUCKER 2016-10-21

I stop agreeing with you when Joe Cumia opens his mouth (usually to give spitbaths to small children).

1  BaggySpandex 2016-10-21

Yeah but if Keith goes Ange goes, and THEN who's gonna decorate that grease palace?

8  DickAction 2016-10-21

Throwing a retarded kids donuts out the window is right up there with cake stomp.

13  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2016-10-21

Except it is behind a paywall, so no one will ever see it anyway.

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4  KNUCKKLEFUCKER 2016-10-21

You forgot knocking Sandy Kane out of her seat.

2  KNUCKKLEFUCKER 2016-10-21

Yeah, nice move by Opie. Err I mean Keith. Would've been better if he yelled "How's that feel fucker!!??"

Keith has gotten plenty of shit here just not lately. He got fucked with so bad that he announced on Twitter and on TACS that he had enough and would never come back to Reddit ever again.

2  BaggySpandex 2016-10-21

Thank god he let us know. I would have been wondering forever.

2  mikelp1973 2016-10-21

It wasn't funny.

1  EastSideDan 2016-10-21

Keith should get drunk, get Bobo drunk, and after Bobo vomits on his floor Keith should humiliate, slap, spray disinfectant on Bobo and call him racial slurs. Now THAT'S funny stuff!

1  TossyMcSalad 2016-10-21

It was very opieesque. Like destroying Sandy Kane's guitar and stomping Andrew's cake. No talent.

3  Really_Big_Dummy 2016-10-21

Do you even like Ant?👻

3  wllmweller 2016-10-21

These ten things are important, but they will seem like nothing as soon as he gets the studio in the city up-and-running. Especially when Jimmy is in twice a week at least!!

2  lemskroob 2016-10-21

(1) Fire Keith
(2) Don't hide every single bit of content behind your paywall. Nobody knows what the show is doing because nobody can get to it to check it out. If you had a better show runner (see #1), they would address that.

2  Kenn_13 2016-10-21

OMG! I love listicles!

The BuzzFeed model should low-key catch on around here!!! (Just sayin :)

1  EastSideDan 2016-10-21

You may be on to something. But other than these ten things he's doing great!

Those A List celebrity guests and the 3 year waiting list to be a member of the studio audience are just two of his crowning achievements.

1  MedicatedHead 2016-10-21

Thank You Cleveland - Good Night!