I got in my car after work and my radio was still tuned to 103. It was "Best Of OpieRadio" playing the segment with Artie and Morgan Spurlock.
They were talking about Spurlock's new documentary about rats, and how this legendary rat catcher was like Quint, from Jaws. Artie kept throwing out line after line from Jaws as Quint. Except, instead of talking about a shark, he'd change it to "rat" to keep it relevant.
To his credit, Opie sounded like he kept trying to keep the interview moving along, but there was no stopping Artie, who was getting big laughs from Spurlock and that comedian whose brother played football at Auburn.
Artie finally delivered the Quint line, "I'll find 'em for three, catch 'em for ten." and got a huge laugh.
I swear that time. fucking.stopped. and Opie said, verrrrrry clearly:
"We're gonna need a bigger rat. uh....boat." He then muttered something and was drowned out.
Management loves the direction of the new improv though.
man, i remember the good ol days when artie and gilbert would keep on doing a 2-man-schtick that would perpetually fuck up and delay robin's news. hell, even artie and howard could get going for a half hour with their ted kennedy stuff (ER-UHHHH, IT'S TIME TO TAKE THIS BITCH FOR A SWIM! =)
of course, both artie and gilbert are now effectively "banned" from the show as Howard continues his quest to make more friends in hollywood and leave a legacy that's all the more impressive to the kind of people who watch America's Got Talent.
Speaking of, you now remember that Howard likely had Mutt pull the plug on SFN for a couple'a weeks right when he first announced going to AGT... most likely so for a few weeks people who searched on Howard wouldn't end up finding an (old?) thread at SFN where people were tearing post-artie Hoohoo to shreds for being the kind of "phony" he made a career out of ripping on famous people for being; c'est la vie, no?
I happened across this passage in a Dean Koontz novel I am currently reading. I honestly feel he had Opie in mind when he wrote this---
"... tragic young girl hiding her tri-polar psycho-paranoid true-werewolf nature from the world and from herself until she has a breakdown the very day before she would have been voted the Most Popular Girl in Ninth Grade..."
34 comments
27 AntsCamera 2016-10-21
He fucks his kids too.
17 lemskroob 2016-10-21
its ok, they're Bams, so its not incest at least.
2 AntsCamera 2016-10-21
Ohhh uncle Paul!
7 tortoiseboy52 2016-10-21
yeah i've heard that through the grapevine
7 SKARx317 2016-10-21
Or as opie would say Great Find
7 Bossman_Spearman 2016-10-21
That didn't really happen did it?
14 JosephSpitloverCumia 2016-10-21
It could. That's all that matters.
2 ScorzeMan 2016-10-21
To be fair they really aren't his kids.
16 RSC-Tuff 2016-10-21
HOW'S THAT FEEL FUCKER
12 SKARx317 2016-10-21
BIG BOYS GOT THE BIG BAT TODAY!!
6 PracticeRyan 2016-10-21
TAH-DAY
10 Treet_Yourself 2016-10-21
Hating Opie is a great way to start the weekend!
4 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2016-10-21
I still hate Big Amy about 1.67x more than Opie.
4 INeedToHearABam 2016-10-21
The only reason someone could hate her more is because she's more relevant. Opie is infinitely more terrible then her.
2 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2016-10-21
VEHEMENTLY DISAGREE!!!
5 [deleted] 2016-10-21
He also withholds his breast milk from starving African children. Monster.
4 MedicatedHead 2016-10-21
I like that you snuck in the visual PERIOD pun. Kickass!
3 whoaDAVIDwhoa 2016-10-21
i get it!
3 i_saw_nothing 2016-10-21
I got in my car after work and my radio was still tuned to 103. It was "Best Of OpieRadio" playing the segment with Artie and Morgan Spurlock.
They were talking about Spurlock's new documentary about rats, and how this legendary rat catcher was like Quint, from Jaws. Artie kept throwing out line after line from Jaws as Quint. Except, instead of talking about a shark, he'd change it to "rat" to keep it relevant.
To his credit, Opie sounded like he kept trying to keep the interview moving along, but there was no stopping Artie, who was getting big laughs from Spurlock and that comedian whose brother played football at Auburn.
Artie finally delivered the Quint line, "I'll find 'em for three, catch 'em for ten." and got a huge laugh.
I swear that time. fucking. stopped. and Opie said, verrrrrry clearly:
"We're gonna need a bigger rat. uh.... boat." He then muttered something and was drowned out.
Management loves the direction of the new improv though.
1 fightin44th 2016-10-21
man, i remember the good ol days when artie and gilbert would keep on doing a 2-man-schtick that would perpetually fuck up and delay robin's news. hell, even artie and howard could get going for a half hour with their ted kennedy stuff (ER-UHHHH, IT'S TIME TO TAKE THIS BITCH FOR A SWIM! =)
of course, both artie and gilbert are now effectively "banned" from the show as Howard continues his quest to make more friends in hollywood and leave a legacy that's all the more impressive to the kind of people who watch America's Got Talent.
Speaking of, you now remember that Howard likely had Mutt pull the plug on SFN for a couple'a weeks right when he first announced going to AGT... most likely so for a few weeks people who searched on Howard wouldn't end up finding an (old?) thread at SFN where people were tearing post-artie Hoohoo to shreds for being the kind of "phony" he made a career out of ripping on famous people for being; c'est la vie, no?
2 BamsLynsiStuffer 2016-10-21
+/u/user_simulator /u/OpiesPendulousUdders
1 User_Simulator 2016-10-21
I'd like to use a Halal butchers for slaughter.
~ OpiesPendulousUdders
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2 meanmug247 2016-10-21
I hope he gets throat cancer
1 nazereth1 2016-10-21
I agree.
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1 FuchsiaJuicer 2016-10-21
You can tell because he keeps talking about periods.
1 danimalplanimal 2016-10-21
PERIOD
1 KNUCKKLEFUCKER 2016-10-21
Nice username. Fantomas are one my faves.
2 ffffantomas 2016-10-21
what do you mean?
1 Axelfolly 2016-10-21
Tss tss what does he smell like fish er sumthin? Tss tss..... period or something
1 TefftWingLiberalFag 2016-10-21
Indeed
1 ooyama 2016-10-21
Language, language!
0 slongbinh 2016-10-21
I happened across this passage in a Dean Koontz novel I am currently reading. I honestly feel he had Opie in mind when he wrote this---
"... tragic young girl hiding her tri-polar psycho-paranoid true-werewolf nature from the world and from herself until she has a breakdown the very day before she would have been voted the Most Popular Girl in Ninth Grade..."
-1 sexylarrytate 2016-10-21
He is trying really hard now. I am giving him a break for awhile.
3 Anarox 2016-10-21
Or hardly tryin amarite