I am a licensed physchologist and can tell from your post that you suffer from being a homo.

I don't understand your fancy medical words. Is he going to die or not doc?

Don't worry, sir. He should be fine although I would recommend object insertion therapy for the gentleman.

i know this is gonna get downvoted

I'm only downvoting because you mentioned it.

As is custom.

I agree. I was going to just ignore the shitty gossip, but then I decided to write some cunty post whining about the shitty gossip too.

Well you certainly raised the bar with this post!

Missing punctuation makes yours suck more.

Please try changing meds.

I hope when you flushed that somehow there was pressure from the toilet that gave you a prolapsed asshole.