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Tit's horrendous show will likely stop its free fall somewhere around the depths of the Mariana Trench due to the minimal talents of cowhead; and Tits, being the true fool he is, will of course think he is responsible for it. Come October Tits will once again pull his nonsense, the executives will come to cowhead and offer him a solo gig and, fueled by the unimaginable hatred he secretly holds for Tits, he will jump at the chance. Tits will be out of a job and hopefully in a noose. Hollywood's Nostradamus has spoken.