O&A Universe Death Pool

3  2016-10-21 by NortheastPhilly

Who's the next one to die?

21 comments

Roland, sudden heart attack... he could have been saved on time but everyone on the subway car thought he was homeless and didnt want his bum stench on their hands.

BroJoe - asphyxiation via adolescent saliva

Sam Roberts, ovarian cancer. #rip

Lady Di. I mean she is out fighting for our country at sea, after all.

Marion is likely getting anally violated in that nursing home she is in. I bet she does form an ass-tear infection.

Anthony, Bolivian Cartel home invasion.

Patton's wif............. oh wait

Troy from auto erotic asphyxiation.

what did he leave it in neutral or sumthin tss

That cawksucker is great at riding stick. Doubleguns bitch

Does artie count?

Bobbys thick arteries will choke him to death

Booze will kill Ant

Ralphie May

Until they find a cure for AIDS, my money is still on Jim.

After a life of healthy living and creating a loving family Opie will die suddenly of a brain aneurysm walking home from a better than expected Opie Show. There will be no formal O&A reunion. They are cordial but never met up for that drink they always talked about getting since they minded fences. Opie will still be at odds with Jimmy but they have both moved on from talking bad about each other and had got used to the new normal of the split shows. For the first couple of months the entire subreddit will be in tremendous state of chaos, with many of Opie's most ardent naysayers becoming apologists and shaming those that feel no remorse over Greg's untimely passing. Anthony will return to a life of heavy drinking. Jimmy will lose his sparkle and no longer be a "sweet boy" and a bit of a nihilist possibly attempting self harm. Not much about Sam's personality will change, except he will slowly back out covering pro wrestling. And Rich Vos will be at The Borgata Tuesday October 25th

Bobby Kelly pick any fatso disease.

Sharrod, chocking on his own tongue

that might be the first time i've seen sherrod mispelled

How about the choking misspelling?

Sharoll's tongue so big

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