Opie handled "Bald Opie" horribley

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Over the years, Opie could never handle it when the heat was turned on him. Sure, he made fun of the obviously hack stuff of his far past, because he liked to think he had evolved past that crap. You know he keeps reinventing himself.

Jimmy and Anthony could make fun of stuff they did last week, but they knew better than to go stomping on any greggshells, cuz Opie would get sullen and angry if anyone mocked him. I think he liked to think of himself as the badass boss, and the guy who was just too pretty for radio. And, in fairness, both Opie and Anthony were generally in better shape than most radio guys. But obviously, the photoshops REALLY got under his skin. Those slivers of truth will do that.

He would always say that "everyone takes their shots", unless it was him. Wheelchair Opie is a perfect example of this, he just couldn't take it and Ant would always go easy when ribbing him.

wheelchair opie was the worst, Opie still made it sounds like they were destroying him when really they were just making fun of something that might have but didn't happen

Exactly and that wasn't even a real bashing. All they did was talk about if he had gotten paralyzed. No personal shots, they handled him with kid gloves.

Yet he always says he takes his shots all the time he's such a delusional faggot

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Say horribly again.

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I swear to fawkin gawd, it doesn't bother me. Go back to making up lies about Bam.

If Opie handled it in any way remotely close to a self deprecating and self aware attitude like them the joke wouldve died out in a month and none of us would even remember what Bald Opie was right now. He's a real dillweed

Jimmy tried to get him to acklowledge the hate by bringing up Big Jim or JimBobo on air. Opie would fake laugh and desperately try to change the subject. He is a boob.

Because Opie isn't "one of the guys". He's an insecure, unfunny narcissist who believes his own bullshit.

Embracing it is always better but in some cases that totally backfires. One friend i have all of a sudden was called "Fingers" by someone because he had big fingers. Im certain he didnt like it but he thought it would stick if he didnt act like he didnt care either way. 7 years later his nickname is still "Fingers".

Sometimes a nickname is just too good, it's going to stick no matter what. But yeah, if you want to have any chance of it going away, you have to not be bothered by it.

That's true. Another method that can work is if you think of a nickname thats even worse to the person giving you the nickname. Opie did this but since he doesnt know how to give someone a nickname he nicknamed them all "haters".

tss what was he fingering chicks or something.

play us out fat-boy

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That's how I got the nickname stinks. I would get mad when my friends called me it and it only made them want to call me it more. 10 years later still my nickname

That suck but i guess you're fine with it now years later. I would be part of giving nicknames too but i gave real weird shitty ones like "Rufus" was one. One was mean though cause there was this guy with a gigantic ass who always hung out with another guy called Robin so they were "Fatass and Robin". Like two years later i walk into my living room and Fatass was hanging out with my younger brother and i just felt like shit. Actually a nice dude but huge fucking ass

Because no matter what he does, in his mind he'll always be the grown man crying in his car because he can't stand the thought of going into a bar and being Spuds Buckley one more time.

Every photoshop, every shot at him takes him right back to that fateful night where he realized everyone was laughing at him, not with him, and things will never be any different.

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And doxed my other account for the bam fucked lynsi call.

What did he do?

He showed a bit of humility I thought in the first call-in with Anthony:

"Ya know Ant, I've burned some bridges over the years..."

"A lot of the fans DO NOT like me."

"Which TV show appearance was that from? Oh right... I WAS ONLY ON ONE TV SHOW! HA HA HA!"

Because it hurts his feelings obviously

it's because they weren't photoshops.

I only know this because it was mentioned by hillary clinton in the wikileaks emails but: There was a mole in the SiriusXM office dedicated to beautifying the official opie pics due to be released for public consumption who was printing out the original images and sending them through the underground railroad to a whistleblower who would upload them via dial-up to the dark web. The images were then dispersed through a network of operatives posing as pedophiles using a child porn chatroom for cover. The operatives would then upload the images to ted's computer backup emporium where a hacker would jack in, pilfer the images, and send them to anthony who would upload them to twitter using a fake name.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6f6P5Ceuc4

You mean all the stoopid shops with old movie poster and the teff garbage? That's not even remotely as mean as any bald opie photos

You're right they aren't as mean but Jims willing to acknowledge the worm if Opie could have just laughed about it z it would of gone away. Also don't see op mentioning teft at all

How many of you want to post your real identies, photos and names? Ok now let us photo shop your pics and post it to your Facebook or other social media accounts. Let's do a raffle where one Reddit user gets the lucky chance to get jocktobered, a day long of Reddit roasting! Which pussy is ready ready to get popped !

I thought Harambe was dead.

"We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was."

I meant to say "Patrice's Tyler Durdan"

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