Point is...he thinks he's nailing it. Thinks he's relevant. Thinks that doing the show exactly the same way is breaking new ground. Thinks that anyone gives a fuck.
opieradio I swear that I don't know how to turn this horrible selfie filter off...sorry.
Translation:
Well, I went too far. There was a shadow of a doubt when it was Theo and DiStefano next to me, but not even Hellen Keller would believe Artie's face is authentic here. The only thing to do now is play dumb, everyone will think I'm a real regular joe, eh the ol lady musta put some fancy filter on my phone here, waddo I know I'm just here doin my show, these phones these days ya know Chris? You gotta turn this fawkin thing off man! Look at Artie, he looks like *insert joke from Twitter comments as my own *!
Loffs had all around, DiStefano turns off the app Opie downloaded and configured himself 2 weeks ago, Opie goes right into the fake sigh of relief attitude, back to shuckin and jivin and silently sulking to himself cause he's not going to be able to use his newfound youth generator, wide open vulnerability for the haterz to run wild on Photoshop again.... Fawwwwk
All the baldopie pics have really fucked with his self-image and gave him the same mental disorder Michael Jackson had. Soon filters won't be enough and he'll start getting horrific surgeries since he can't afford good doctors what with his trophy wife's lifestyle.
Do you think afterwards he excitedly told everyone about how he ironically did the dicklips pose? And I meant to say duck lips but I think I'll let that stand actually......
What the fuck is that fucking face that he's making and why is he making it? What kind of a guy gets to his FIFTIES and still makes 'goofy' faces in pictures?
These guys should object to being made to look so bad on the Internet. If he closed his eyes, poor Artie looks like a mortician just finished with him. The black guy is the only one who looks normal.
Opie is that chick who gets dumped and then is posting new Instagram/Facebook pictures almost daily with different guys or out with her friends at bars with captions saying how awesome life is and how much of a blast she's having to clearly over compensate for the fact that she's bitter and sad.
99 comments
70 BaggySpandex 2016-10-20
Lynsi showed him the photo app she uses to cling to her youth.
24 lickitoff 2016-10-20
Point is...he thinks he's nailing it. Thinks he's relevant. Thinks that doing the show exactly the same way is breaking new ground. Thinks that anyone gives a fuck.
11 ajcuster89 2016-10-20
Ah, The Todd Show method. Tried and true.
1 [deleted] 2016-10-20
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2 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-10-20
The amount of apps on Opies phone would make a teenage girl cringe
0 mancubuss 2016-10-20
what app?
43 Douchegeyser 2016-10-20
Holy cow! The filter is mad obvious on this one. What a vain insecure queef.
21 TOPICALJOKELOL 2016-10-20
what is he fuckin turnin in the wind or sumpthin
5 lestatjenkins 2016-10-20
OOHH!!! Topical wat am i gunna do wit u!
3 liquidmachete 2016-10-20
Nuttin
2 Douchegeyser 2016-10-20
Son of a biscuit! *vain
18 retroracer 2016-10-20
it's not even a filter, its' been touched up in photoshop, so fucking pathetic, he made artie look like Mr.Mime from pokemon
12 packitchofsositch 2016-10-20
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BjK_yzLCMAA23wq.jpg:large
8 fervt 2016-10-20
I doubt Opie knows the first thing about photoshop, he'd have a full head of hair and B-cups in every picture if he did.
1 rahtin 2016-10-20
He has his guy!
3 [deleted] 2016-10-20
Hey made Artie look like my fuckin aunt
1 Wes-man 2016-10-20
Up vote for queef usage.
32 braunheiser 2016-10-20
Quote from his comment section:
Translation:
Well, I went too far. There was a shadow of a doubt when it was Theo and DiStefano next to me, but not even Hellen Keller would believe Artie's face is authentic here. The only thing to do now is play dumb, everyone will think I'm a real regular joe, eh the ol lady musta put some fancy filter on my phone here, waddo I know I'm just here doin my show, these phones these days ya know Chris? You gotta turn this fawkin thing off man! Look at Artie, he looks like *insert joke from Twitter comments as my own *!
Loffs had all around, DiStefano turns off the app Opie downloaded and configured himself 2 weeks ago, Opie goes right into the fake sigh of relief attitude, back to shuckin and jivin and silently sulking to himself cause he's not going to be able to use his newfound youth generator, wide open vulnerability for the haterz to run wild on Photoshop again.... Fawwwwk
5 JosephSpitloverCumia 2016-10-20
This post is why you are paid the big bucks.
5 CelebPictureColector 2016-10-20
but hes still doing a pouty teenage girl face, how does he explain that?
WHY THE FUCK IS HE DOING THAT?
4 McGowan9 2016-10-20
Only people who are full of shit start a sentence with "I swear." It's almost always a fail safe indicator that someone's lying.
Also, why is Vic Henley resting his chin on the black guy's hand?
28 FaggotBannedKeith 2016-10-20
Artie looks like the grandmother from the Addams Family movies
22 DanisRibs 2016-10-20
Is that Artie or the Jigsaw puppet?
10 Lyle_Chippers0n 2016-10-20
WE HEARD YOU
2 CelebPictureColector 2016-10-20
haha boy does that never get old!
1 Lyle_Chippers0n 2016-10-20
Come back here and shut up.
double guns sock cuckah
1 FatassTitePants 2016-10-20
Or lady Elaine fairchild. https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/73/d6/f3/73d6f307aa29f158126c9a48eed592f5.jpg
-1 michaeIcolestie 2016-10-20
Haha
11 bleep1991 2016-10-20
Is that Artie or the Jigsaw puppet?
2 AiCPearlJam 2016-10-20
I was thinking the fat witch from Hocus Pocus.
-4 DanisRibs 2016-10-20
Is that Artie or the Jigsaw puppet?
26 VeritablyClean 2016-10-20
Opie takes pictures like a 14 year old girl
36 Piss_God_Denny 2016-10-20
Anthony takes pictures of 14 year old girls.
28 molotovspritzer 2016-10-20
all 14 at once?
24 tortoiseboy52 2016-10-20
Opie fucks kids
13 BaggySpandex 2016-10-20
Wow is this true?
31 fukthehabs 2016-10-20
Yes. I have proof
14 BaggySpandex 2016-10-20
Ah fuck he does do that
6 ScorzeMan 2016-10-20
That's not Opie, tits has a way smaller peckah.
5 CCRed95 2016-10-20
you know what though "Kids" is traditionally spelled with a S and not a Z. id scrutinize that source.
5 fukthehabs 2016-10-20
Oh yah? Well look I have further proof.
23 dfuller39 2016-10-20
Artie looks like a mother who's never quite gotten over her son's AIDS-related death in the early 1990s.
19 packitchofsositch 2016-10-20
All the baldopie pics have really fucked with his self-image and gave him the same mental disorder Michael Jackson had. Soon filters won't be enough and he'll start getting horrific surgeries since he can't afford good doctors what with his trophy wife's lifestyle.
10 PhilipMarma 2016-10-20
I think he had an eye lift this summer. His eyes look different.
17 TacoTrots 2016-10-20
That's a photo from Madame Titsauds.
1 CCRed95 2016-10-20
beat me to it. bravo. vurry good
12 EskimoEscrow 2016-10-20
Opie left on his Barbra Walters instagram filter
9 stinksskc 2016-10-20
He did this shit again. This must constitute in his mind as taking the show in a new direction
12 FaggotBannedKeith 2016-10-20
" Haven't had a bad show yet but today's was the best one so far." ...confidence of a fat kid changing in the locker room.
8 Viking_Lordbeast 2016-10-20
Not only that he's doing duck lips. He really is a 12 year old girl.
7 Jokkijokk 2016-10-20
Wonder what is said before these moments. Like "now we're going to take a selfie". Ugh.
10 xxmikekxx 2016-10-20
"Hey bros, let's all do a little selfie action! Just a taste. Then I'll just take a peek at the instagrams"
1 timothymodine 2016-10-20
Do you think afterwards he excitedly told everyone about how he ironically did the dicklips pose? And I meant to say duck lips but I think I'll let that stand actually......
7 Patricki 2016-10-20
What the fuck is that fucking face that he's making and why is he making it? What kind of a guy gets to his FIFTIES and still makes 'goofy' faces in pictures?
7 clickclack8 2016-10-20
Morgan Spurlock looks like he runs a child prostitution ring in Arkansas
6 dermotBlancmonge 2016-10-20
wait, I thought Grandpa Al Lewis was dead
6 AirplaneStrikesBack 2016-10-20
Nice kissy face. What a dickbag. Artie looks like a fresh corpse with that filter.
6 insertclevereference 2016-10-20
Is that Ted Cruz on the right? He has really let himself go since he lost the nomination.
5 slothofbears 2016-10-20
the ultimate hack.
5 frrunkis 2016-10-20
Is he wearing highlighter? He's trying to accentuate his cheekbones. What a fucking fairy ass bitch
5 1073WAAF 2016-10-20
Artie is Grandpa Munster.
5 The-Lunger 2016-10-20
These guys should object to being made to look so bad on the Internet. If he closed his eyes, poor Artie looks like a mortician just finished with him. The black guy is the only one who looks normal.
2 CelebPictureColector 2016-10-20
normal? he's black!
5 JosephSpitloverCumia 2016-10-20
Can someone just come and put a bullet into my head, please? I can't deal with this shit anymore.
4 The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2016-10-20
artie looks like a 90 year old witch from a movie or some shit
3 bellboy1973 2016-10-20
Looks like the saturation is all the way up on everything but facial details
3 dom6502 2016-10-20
This is legitimately frightening
3 joeybeans12 2016-10-20
Why does Tits dress like a 17 year old from 1998?
4 BoardroomBimmy 2016-10-20
Well that's when he discovered Godsmack and made music history.
3 MattressBoy 2016-10-20
Opester looks like he's had his eyes done.
3 JoeCumiaSr 2016-10-20
Tit thinks he's handsome and he's wrong.
1 timothymodine 2016-10-20
Tits thinks he is a 13 year old girl and he's right.
2 misstheolddaysfan 2016-10-20
thats freaky.
2 blackirishlad 2016-10-20
white people really do look like birds
1 aaron91325 2016-10-20
Smell like wet dog too.
2 crookedmile 2016-10-20
Damn, Artie lookin' like a fat Al Lewis.
2 ScorzeMan 2016-10-20
Opie looks like he had a bad facelift.
2 jsmill1 2016-10-20
Artie looks like an obese wicked witch of the west before putting her makeup on.
yes that was a stretch.
3 BoardroomBimmy 2016-10-20
No it rolls right off the tongue
2 jarjarjelly 2016-10-20
Every time I see that weird, asiatic upward tilt to Gregg's eyelids it reminds me of the "must be the back of the bus" photoshop and I laugh heartily
2 Lady_Dis_Liver 2016-10-20
Artie looks like if Tiny Tim was stung by a wasp and then embalmed and put on display at Madame Tussauds.
2 dave72988 2016-10-20
House of wax lookin' motherfuckas
2 NortheastPhilly 2016-10-20
Holy shit, what a queer
2 TheGreaterTool 2016-10-20
There's nothing wrong with a 60 year old man with tits puckering his lips while taking a group self portrait
2 Doc_McCoy79 2016-10-20
God he's fucking enraging. He's like a 19yr old girl. Look at this asshole.
2 kimchifart 2016-10-20
Opie's annoying. I just realised I think I don't like him very much.
1 michaeIcolestie 2016-10-20
"m.1.k.3.r. Artie looks like Grandpa Munster in this pic"
Funny comment, if that guy visited this sub he'd be brutal and hilarious.
1 TJMaxxGurl 2016-10-20
Holy shit. Look at all those bought Instagram comments
1 faustok 2016-10-20
I see Woody Harrelson caught AIDS.
1 lewd_wendigo 2016-10-20
LATE 20S WHA?
1 Lish_fips89 2016-10-20
Ahh, the burns are healing nicely.
1 oskimon 2016-10-20
Sherrod looks taller than I thought he was
1 Jaeromaru 2016-10-20
You know its bad when Artie's skin looks good
1 NortheastPhilly 2016-10-20
Thats what Artie will look like in his open casket. probably very soon
1 SynthesiserJones 2016-10-20
his beauty filter is turned all the way up to 8 on his iPhone just like an insecure fat girl who takes angled selfies
1 ohaikek 2016-10-20
Opie is taking a breather before taking more of that BBC in his behind
1 grocery_man 2016-10-20
Ugh Opie saying he hasn't had a bad show yet is enraging.
1 whoaDAVIDwhoa 2016-10-20
vic henley is a lousy, uninteresting comic.
1 BeerCanThick 2016-10-20
Artie looks like the penguin.
1 opieanthonyjim 2016-10-20
Opie is that chick who gets dumped and then is posting new Instagram/Facebook pictures almost daily with different guys or out with her friends at bars with captions saying how awesome life is and how much of a blast she's having to clearly over compensate for the fact that she's bitter and sad.
21 TOPICALJOKELOL 2016-10-20
what is he fuckin turnin in the wind or sumpthin
18 retroracer 2016-10-20
it's not even a filter, its' been touched up in photoshop, so fucking pathetic, he made artie look like Mr.Mime from pokemon
1 Wes-man 2016-10-20
Up vote for queef usage.