On behalf of Australia, I would like to formally apologise for 'Travers Beynon'.

28  2016-10-20 by BrockerArtworks

...and for any fans of YKWD, sincerest apology for Kelly Fastuca.

33 comments

I bailed on the interview with "The Candyman" after 2 minutes. Who books these shitty guests

Roland

I lasted 4 minutes.. fuckin horrible

Super Norton ofc, he got an itch only taking pic with dorks on TV will fix

jimmy likes to rub his prick against the bottom of the desk during these types of interviews, it was a big sticking point between him and opie... I've heard rumors that they are just going to mount a fleshlight under the board so he can edge the entire show hands free

I refuse to apologize for any Australians until these cunts apologize for Opie

We apologize, but Tits is too delusional to kill himself as he should, so our hands are tied.

Less talkey more killey

Did we ever get apology for Yahoo Serious?

Kevin Federline?...then we'll talk.

Who the fuck is that.

They are a large prison colony approximately south east of Asia.

But that's not important right now

But what's an AIRPLANE?

I made it all the way through. I was convinced it was a bit with a payoff. It was not.

I would eat Fastuca's shitter the morning after a 6 taco night.

Funny story: I matched with Fastuca on Tinder once. We chatted for a bit, but it was mostly one-sided (I did most of the talking). I mentioned I was an open-mic'r, and she all of a sudden had reservations about talking further. She was on O&A back in the day, as Bobo's girlfriend from Canada (the show where Bobo said "Knock it off, spade!" to Patrice). Was listening to that episode, saw it was her from her twitter handle in the youtube description, mentioned it to her on Tinder. She got semi-defensive about it, was surprised that I knew what it was (i guess she thought exploiting an autistic gentlemen wouldn't come back to haunt her, or at the very least affect her career), and I think she tried to play it off? But I can't remember because she canceled her Tinder soon after that, so I cant backtrack and see the message.

Then she moved to Canada.

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Poor mans Shane Warne

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oiy nyay

I want to fuck the skinny Kelly. My god she used to be hot as fuck.

Good looking and has sex with women

Of course this sub hates him

Well OK, we'll let it slide. This time .... But you still owe us for Yahoo Serious.

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Candyman,more like a lying sack of Monkey shit.

He's the Australian Dan Bilzerian.

Who's is an American lying sack of monkey shit. And that's not jealousy- he's earned it 99% of the way, but after hearing his bullshit on Rogan, he's nothing more than a more polished (and admittedly truthful) Tucker Max.

i dont get it, your saying that he's lying but that he has earned everything he has... whats he lying about i mean he's got pictures of most of the shit he talks about

Yeah, Blitzerian is so full of shit. He didn't earn his money from poker. His father was a white collar criminal who stole a lot of money and hid it when he got arrested. The poker is obviously a way of laundering the money that his father stole. He's not even a good poker player. I used to play online poker for a living for 8 years, I would destroy him. He says he made his money because he only plays in super soft Hollywood games. I don't buy that for a second. No way those guys are playing that high stakes, in which he wins 55 million from one person in about a year ( like he claimed).

That interview didn't set the world on fire but I didn't see any thing wrong with the guy.

Yeah, I'm not sure who finds guys that act like winners because they hang out with golddigging whores interesting. That entire interview had only one redeeming feature, which is that in the new era of feminist uprising, they'll never be able to bottle up the fact that it is female nature to exchange sex for goods and services.

You should be apologizing for not making more "Colin Quinn Classic Moments in Cinema" videos ya peesa G!

(Seriously, those are fantastic and I still watch them.)

Kelly Fastuca is a hottie.

It's okay man, we have Roland, so things even out.

I like Kelly.

Travers is a fucking bore though.

He's the Australian Dan Bilzerian.

Who's is an American lying sack of monkey shit. And that's not jealousy- he's earned it 99% of the way, but after hearing his bullshit on Rogan, he's nothing more than a more polished (and admittedly truthful) Tucker Max.

We apologize, but Tits is too delusional to kill himself as he should, so our hands are tied.

Less talkey more killey