Opies new cohost coming in December

98  2016-10-19 by garypip

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CowTits&Cowhead in the afternoon

Tsss sponsored by Head n Udders.

Tsss Cowhead is Opie's udder from anudder mudder or sumpthin.

tss Im gunna be listenin to sumpthn udder than dat

If this is true, he just proved he can't hack it on his own... Along with every other time that he has people come in.. he stinks.

Cowhead's agent has already denied this:

"CORRECTION: Yesterday, TALKERS reported that WHPT, Tampa “102.5 The Bone” morning personality Mikecaltamike Calta would begin co-hosting an afternoon show on SiriusXM with Gregg “Opie” Hughes. That is not the case. Calta’s agent – Tony Burton of Don Buchwald & Associates – tells TALKERS that Calta may be filling in on Opie’s SiriusXM program in December, schedule permitting, but that’s the extent of it. Our erroneous report was based on a Tweet sent out by Calta that misled a TALKERS reporter. Our reporter first learned about the Tweet in an article by Dan Jackson at Thrillist.com about the death of the shock jock. You can read that piece here."

From www.talkers.com

How can he deny it when cowhead has confirmed it?

Your name is "you're wanting", and you can't play the man's game, you can't close them, and then tell your wife your troubles. 'Cause only one thing counts in this world:

get them to sign on the line which is dotted.

You hear me you fuckin' faggots?

Dos anyone doubt this at this point? Pretty much nobody is regularly good on their own, including Burr and Stanhope (and Ant and Jim). Opie sucks because he has an annoying personality more than because he's on his own.

Yea Burr sucks on his own. That's why he has one of the most downloaded podcasts. Ya know, the one he does on his own.

It is pretty boring though. And he has a fuck of a lot more talent and things to say than Opie. And even that is only once a week for a shorter time. Opie is incapable.

Yeah but it's twice a week, not live, and I don't think the format would work too well on line radio... It's very unfocused.

I agree that Opie stinks, but not many broadcasters are able to make it by themselves unless they're only spinning records or politics.

I love the unfocused aspect of burr's podcast.

Me too...about once a week. I think you need some structure if you're doing a daily show but yourself

Opie wouldn't even be able to do a podcast, which honestly should be way more difficult to do than having guests lined up and a fucking corporation backing you.

I get that I'm the dickhead in this thread from the downvotes but do you really think prime burr podcast is as consistently funny as prime o&ha or stern?

He sounds like he's sitting on the toilet working out material for his act.

Have you actually listened to stern since Artie left? That show was already on its last legs before but now it's just awful.

Read the post I said prime not current.

Well they have the capability to get through it, Opie does not. I agree everyone is pretty boring on their own, but it just just shows how unskilled and untalented he is at this.

Yeah for sure he's a whole other level worse and there's no comparison, I shouldn't have put his name with those others but my main point was the best radio ever is ither stern's team or o&a's old team. I don't think anyone alive is funny enough to be amazing solo 4-5 shows per week.

Jocktober target No.1

Perpetual target.

That's mancow

They've always been friends with cowhead

Cowhead has been trying to get away from that name for a while and I assume it has something to do with this mix up.

The question is, can we scare him off before he commits?

He's already arguing with commenters in the tweet, so I'm sayin' there's a chance.

I hope the Opester told him that he only signed with Sirius XM til next October.

Ready to serve my liege

Deus Vult

Awaiting orders.

Unless its suicide

Ewwwww. This looks real....

Jesus fucking Christmas, is this what it's come to ...?

This is the greatest thing ever in the history of everything!

TURD? TURD?

That's Mancow, though the sentiment is always appreciated.

No, that's the name of the new show. Turd & Turd.

Tit & Turd Show

Even better.

that was also soundboard drop used to denote hack radio

haha that's for the explanation, I was thinking it's the Turd dude too, mancow,cowhead,opie, just a bunch of hacks

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This is a joke, right?

He looks like Detective Angel from Dexter.

He looks like a mix of the detective and bro-joe

That's who I thought it was from the thumbnail, Batista.

Let's see how long it takes opie to ruin this relationship.

Less than a week for it to happen...but a year before anyone admits it.

Can anyone name even one benefit that Cowhead gets from this?

Isn't he fairly successful in his area?

It's a paying gig?

who?

Jesus just hire cumia for two days a week. At least then we could get some great radio when they fight two months in

Wait is this real? Anthony and The Tefft Boys were just Jocktobering a Cowhead clip earlier today.

That was Mancow dumb dumb.

I downvoted myself and I'll leave it there while I go fuck myself.

This guy knows his way around!

You flunk Bovine Basics

Tss u have to let the joke marinate or sumpthin

know your beef.

Manhead.

he's a cow? he's a cow? wheres the milk cawksuckaaa....?

Damn it, I thought it was gonna be Snowy from Michigan :(

Hopefully this is a Todd and Jayde situation, and Opie loses control of his own show once again.

calta is going to make opie look foolish

Wow I thought they were both the same person.

How can Cowhead do his show in Tampa and Tits' show in NYC at the same time? Will Cowhead be phoning it in for Opie's show?

Will Cowhead be phoning it in for Opie's show?

Literally

That worked out great for Don and Mike.

No. If he literally did that, it'd mean he was calling in from Tampa. Your joke - not a bad one, mind you - is that he's figuratively, or basically, doing it.

Mother cunting shit, why can't people understand this? Quit tossing around "literally", you fucks.

He means he will co-host using a ISDN phone line. A lot of big hosts or those that hate each other to it. So literally phoning it in...

Wow you're fucking dumb as a rock

ISDN I'm sure

tss I's done listening any ways tss.

That was a guarantee from the start.

That's the final nail in the coffin on this stinking pile of shite of a radio show. As hacky as it gets.

"Cowhead's my guy. He's my guy!"

is this a bubba the cucksponge reference?

No. It's an Opie reference.

bubba says the same thing in defense of stern.

"sterns my guy. I'm on team stern. thats my guy"

I can think of another Tampa based (former)radio host he could have called.

What a show full of cuck's that would be. Hogan sleeping with Bubba's wife. Bam sleeping with Opie's wife.

actually, the guy i was thinking of would likely want to sleep with Opie

Todd and Opie would have the best parody songs.

I'm fucking retarded. Isn't Fez in Tampa? Fuck.

wait what?

Heyyyy!

What do gay horses eat?

I swore at first that was a jocktober bio.

Didn't the Opester say that he wanted to give his buddies a taste, but the Sirius execs wanted a big name for the show? Cowhead's fat ass isn't moving to NYC, but I could see Opie moving to Tampa. He'd be a big fish in a small pond and he wouldn't have to worry about bumping into Sam or Jim in the hallways.

Haha so he fucked over Vic and sherrod

That or my guess is SXM said fuck no to Vic and Sherrod.

He can move to Tampa and bump into Fez instead.

I just got a horrible image of Opie and fez doing radio togeather

His wife can't take the kids that far away from the baby daddy

Did you say fishing? I'm all in on the fishing. I gave it up until somebody told me about pliers.

Opie finally found a replacement to do the heavy lifting.

who?

Louis J. Gomez is going to be pissed.

This is fan-fucking-tastic. I'm loving just how low everyone involved in this show has sunk since Ant's firing...other than Sam Roberts.

So some dude named cowhead is the "A" list cohost that the opester hinted at. Mancow must have been busy. Management must really be liking the direction of the show.

Who is this bitch.

ALL IN WITH THE COWHEAD.

"Come December, It’s Double Duty for WHPT, Tampa’s Mike Calta. Morning drive personality Mike Calta plies his trade on Cox Media Group’s hot talk WHPT, Tampa, but beginning in December, he’ll also be serving ascaltamike co-host of the afternoon show with Gregg “Opie” Hughes on SiriusXM. The cat was let out of the bag by comic Rich Vos and repeated in an article by Dan Jackson at Thrillist.com about the death of the shock jock. Calta confirmed via Twitter that he will be starting with Opie in December and that his WHPT work will continue."

http://www.talkers.com/

Ascaltamike-

The thin, viscous, film that smells of feces which is found on your ears after listening to Afternoon Attitude with Cowtitts-n-Henley.

When did Rich Vos say that?

probably today but no sane person listens to the show so nobody knew.

On the first of the new Opie shows, I made a thread about it here but it rightly didn't get any interest

LOL so its true

Wow. That. is . Turrible..

So its the PG version of the Fuck You Line? Radio industry sucks. There was an article here saying Cowhead makes 500,000 a year. A hacky, 20 years past the expiration one market guy, 500,000.

holy shit, what year is it?

The show will reach peak torpidity.

Ha! First he loses his AM show to Jim and Sam, next he'll lose his afternoon gig to Cowhead.

Eww, Opie and Cowhead in the Afternoon? It's like 90's radio had a wet dream.

Cowhead is alright. I was never big on him, but last year he was beefing with Bubba the Love Sponge, and called in his show and embarrassed him. One of the better radio fatalities I've heard and he sold me there.

Two washed up hacks in the morrrn.. In the Afternooooon.

This is just sad

I did like when he called out that zero, Bubba.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ED3ezjdVpa8

Don't you think that's staged though? The confrontation is good radio I guess, but it just sounds super fake.

Can't wait to see Opie try to insert himself in a conversation between Bert and Cowhead...

They're all frat boys, should go great!

I know this isn't Mancow but I still feel like they made fun of him on O&A at some point.

Opie had a stupid running joke on the show a few years back that whenever someone on the show would bring up Cowhead's name he would act like it's the first time he heard the name.

Um, how can you have a radio team where both guys have stupid nicknames?

Cowhead and Sloth Udders

Opie is a more humiliating name.

Cowhead does a good show in Tampa. Back in 2004 when O&A got to XM cowhead was one of the shows they teased as joined the channel.

Thanks for some actual info.

Wait....is this really happening???? Please say yes.

Cox all morning and then afternoons with a d-cup tranny, and he gets paid for it.

Ant must be jealous as fuck right now.

I can't believe Opie didn't make a bunch of "where's the beef?" jokes leading up to this announcement.

WTF?

This nigga does NOT look like a bird.

Can't we just ignore him besides occasionally checking in during big events? Kind of like what we do with Anthony?

I like him. Living in Tampa, I've listened to his show for the past 6-7 years. That said, I'm not sure how this will work with Opie. Especially if he won't be there live. Just seems like a recipe for disaster.

Ooooh I hope they have some naked ladies in studio! :D

The Opie & Paul Blart Show

Did Opie delete his tweet responding to the topic?

Of course he's still calling it "the Opie Show." I wonder if Cowhead will come anywhere close to being the 3rd highest paid employee at Sirius.

Brothaaaa Cowhead, have a taaaaaaaaaaaste......

Time to start a new

He's calling it the Opie and Mikthony show.

Oh shit. This wasn't a joke.

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Who? Have they ever tried doing radio before together or is this more of a "wing it"

Guy acts like a badass on his Twitter feed, can't wait to see him reduced to a quivering pile of goo. This ain't Tampa.

THE PSYCHO BRINGS THE STAR POWER!!!

Why would Opie get a RADIO GUY as a cohost?

Oh, that's right. No comedian actually respects him.

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The big news? Not quite...

A few years ago when the Lightning were playing the Bruins in the playoffs, the Bruins did some extremely mild trolling of Tampa, making some shuffleboard and elderly jokes.

This faggot Cowhead got so offended by this, his redneck listeners were calling up and making death threats until the Bruins were forced to take it back and pull the signs down.

This could be good or bad if it's true. Used to love calta when I lived in Florida, but his supporting cast SUCKS. And he wore on me quicker than Opie and Jim when he took over the cuckspong's spot. I'm sure you fools would love Carmon though. @boobiecar. 30% of us slept with a dumb whore like this at some point.

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we heard you!

I've had a few wars with this dude, me and my Florida crew.

He said today this is not true.

He's tweeting about it now dude

That worked out great for Don and Mike.

He can move to Tampa and bump into Fez instead.

Haha so he fucked over Vic and sherrod

No. It's an Opie reference.

bubba says the same thing in defense of stern.

"sterns my guy. I'm on team stern. thats my guy"

No. If he literally did that, it'd mean he was calling in from Tampa. Your joke - not a bad one, mind you - is that he's figuratively, or basically, doing it.

Mother cunting shit, why can't people understand this? Quit tossing around "literally", you fucks.

Did you say fishing? I'm all in on the fishing. I gave it up until somebody told me about pliers.